Smooth The Linkless killer
posted by Doomer
2001-10-06 02:18:22
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Just look, an orc at full hps full moves stands to eat 2 stabs in a room. Lovely
o R C HP:Fine>Heathery Slope
Exits: North East South West.

o R C HP:Fine>
Moonglum narrates 'cant have a bn logged on without .... - depression flag'

* R C HP:Fine>
Miat narrates 'oh, and - depression'

* R C HP:Fine>
You suddenly notice *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*.
Suddenly *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!
You try to slash *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*, but he parries successfully.

* R C HP:Hurt *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Healthy>
*Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* lightly pierces your body and tickles it.
* R C HP:Hurt *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Plains
Exits: East South West.

o R C HP:Hurt>
Moonglum narrates 'u get demoted for it'

o R C HP:Hurt>
You suddenly notice *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*.
Suddenly *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* C HP:Dying *Smooth the Harfoot Hobbit*:Healthy>
You lost some renown in this battle!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful>
#Connection Lost
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Doomer2001-10-06 02:20:22
Freeze, come back with that spam on screen, then I loose link. Bravo Smooth.
Carmel2001-10-06 02:35:48
Not so obvious to a stabber, smooth doesn't do this unless there is something else I don't know it was probably a mistake. Its the (laggy) system not the person this time.
Lochdale2001-10-06 02:37:03
You where not linkless, just lagged. Smooth also plays from a shitty us link and it is not his style to kill like that. Just seems like bad luck all round.
Doomer2001-10-06 02:45:58
Well lets see, an orc stands in 2 rooms without flushing/searching and without moving to die eat 2 stabs? Bullshit...I dont care what the fuck he was thinking but it was obvious and if it wasnt i dont know what is. This is over the 3rd time ive been killed without a link...and Yes without a link because i didnt have any control over it.
Doomer2001-10-06 02:47:36
And on top of that to loot this shit. Smooth has ruined it for everyone, so from now on thank Smooth.
Doomer2001-10-06 02:54:15
Lochdale read the last part of the the log #Connection lost <-- that means I lost link. The scroll back was from this standing in room frozen....spam like crazy on screen, then lost link.
Valdreth2001-10-06 03:38:59
I remember having to reeq more than 3 times because of Doomer and co. tm GO Smooth! GO US links *dance*
Valdreth2001-10-06 03:39:26
Not that I ever carry good eq anyways...
Uriond2001-10-06 03:59:58
You HAD a link. You lagged, and you died in 2 stabs, Smooth might have thought you were AFK or in another window or something, a case in which you wouldn't spare the person.
Unknown2001-10-06 04:56:14
I'm sure the almighty Doomer never killed anyone linkless!
hate2001-10-06 05:32:15
Well, i died same way to Vral the other day, but well.. fuck it, i sent me a sorry-mail and its enough.
I will losse equip by other way anyway :)
Gilmándir2001-10-06 12:25:08
Fucking morons, this was pure linklesskill. Oviously Smooth saw doomers name and thats means doomer has wps. If you have wps that means you can pk and any people who can pk wouldnt get stabbed 2 times without fleeing or flushing. And if smooth werent totally clueless he would know doomer is a very good pker. Either smooth is a total newbie at pking or he is a lowlife linklesskiller.
David2001-10-06 12:52:00
what the hell.. he doesnt have link here, when you dont see what happens for more then 5 seconds you dont have a link.. even tho it might throw the last 5 seconds back at you right before you loose link, you still had no link when you got spanked..
Trophy2001-10-06 13:24:16
no fucking linkless killers !!!! some NOBLE elf killed me yesterday in west NOC linkless too. Pukes cant kill somebody who isnt linkless, except some people.
To trophy2001-10-06 13:31:39
and darkies don't kill linkless people? not at all? besides, you talk nonsense - 'pukes can't kill somebody who isnt linkless, except some people'.

Gilenhel the DarkieHater (tm) :)
Relim2001-10-06 13:59:06
chuckle, how can people claim this is link related in FAVOUR of Smooth? I kinda like Smooth, but he's experienced enough to know that this is bullshit. Lochdale, you can't say, on one hand, your link is so shite that you dont stand a chance vs swedes (which maybe true), and then say, oh, but we're slow linked, so that means we can pretend to be stupid too - if a stabbed victim of Doomer's experience doesnt' move after first stab, or doesn't flush, something is WRONG. Smooth, you know this too. And yes, I have stabbed on victims twice, but not when it's so damn obvious my victim is of the necessary faculties and experience to know how to flush, or move. I did it to Luke once too, and yeah, wont be doing that again. learn from this, but please, dont suggest that it was his slow link - accept, smooth supporters, that the boy knew what he was doing here, slow link or not - Doomer, named, didn't move. Take the smack on the back of the hand and move on, but dont be so blinkered as to try to suggest that it was merely an accident.
Unknown2001-10-06 14:04:39
Gilmandir wrote: "If you have wps that means you can pk". I cannot stop laughing.
Fredde2001-10-06 14:11:42
yeah i mean ganon has wps. damn some bree legends have wps!
Trophy TO TROPH2001-10-06 16:27:29
ye some darkie kill linkless to but not in situation when opponent must see that something is wrong !!! Or what about was that noble in noc thinking when he saw when he cast me (?) i fled and then wait for 2.color ? and this was in NOC nobody isnt so stupid !!!
And Smooth was thinking about something strange maybe because when doomer fled he wanst flushing or running !!!
Trophy TO TROPH2001-10-06 16:54:53
ye some darkie kill linkless to but not in situation when opponent must see that something is wrong !!! Or what about was that noble in noc thinking when he saw when he cast me (?) i fled and then wait for 2.color ? and this was in NOC nobody isnt so stupid !!!
And Smooth was thinking about something strange maybe because when doomer fled he wanst flushing or running !!!
Doome2001-10-06 17:10:27
The mume mail from smooth:

no flag.. no mercy...
no flag.. no mercy...


Smooth
Smooth2001-10-06 17:26:22
Is the same as I have been treated... I do realize that the game has farts in link... and truthfully don't feel good about the kill... just a bit angry about how I had been killed in recent past...

My apologies to Doomer... I will not kill obvious link problem again.
Smooth2001-10-06 17:32:50
However, this was a no flag situation that happened in a big hurry... and I have gone afk for a sec in an emergency and been dead on return also... so...

Well, enough said... I usually try to play with high level of honor...
Lochdale2001-10-06 21:24:40
On quiet reflection I am moving towards Doomer's side on this. 2 quick stabs is a bit odd on a named ppl. And you looted...not so good Smooth. I have killed linkless once (Moonglum and he died in 1 stab). Should have left equip and gone on your merry way.
adroit2001-10-06 21:43:08
smooth has already admitted it was his fault and cheap, but I think you really can play a bad link card in situations like smooth's. I double stabbed an obviously linkdead bn a while ago because i was just spamming e;backstabd *man and *I* lagged out
Smooth2001-10-06 22:53:04
Well looting is a strong word... i took shield and coins... left all else in corpse... *shrug*... like I said not the best play but not all that unusual and it has happened more that 1x to me... the only reason this is obvious is cause I stab rather than smite... i have been without link and fled 1 room and the attacker smites me i flee another room and get smote... over and over.. all while i have no link... so... as I say I will try to play with honor as I normally do.
Deimus2001-10-07 00:38:48
this really sucks doomer, BUT, its very hard for a stabber to get kills
as it is. Should when we stab someone just sit around for a minute till
they get the sense to move? No linkless flag means you die:(
Doomer2001-10-07 06:09:58
This is the last straw...I fucking quit!

On the 11th Halimath in 2906, you were killed in the Tunnel Bend by Khird the
Man (while feeling less in control of yourself than usual).
Doomer2001-10-07 06:21:48
o C HP:Fine Mana:Icy>Orc Living Area
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
*Dan the Rohir Man* is standing here.
*Eher the Noldorin Elf* is standing here (shrouded).
*Eldale the Silvan Elf* is standing here.
*Hurgi the Dúnadan Man* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Khird the Rohir Man* is standing here.
+Calarin and some others i think were inside noc. Im full hps and full moves...I loose link and come back dead. This game is pathetic.
Octay2001-10-07 17:31:51
Nah, the game is ok, only the ppl is pathetic...
Unknown2001-10-07 19:43:57
doomer was dead before he lost link so whats the problems again ?
Wryak2001-10-08 00:23:41
was an obvious linkless kill.
Sloshed2001-10-08 01:00:05
that's great philosophy it happened to me so i think i'll be a fucking dinklicker myself, good job smooth objective complete.
Unknown2001-10-08 19:50:22
linkless killer? you werent linkless?
GORETONGUE2001-10-09 17:04:55
ALL YOUR PUSSY ARE BELONG TO ANONYMOUS
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