asswipes.txt // old log of assholes
posted by dispater
2001-10-12 20:06:30
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possibly the only log of an *orc* being 'saved' by hardon rangers
###  there was fighting going on from necro to ruin.
###  one had gotten stuck behind bushwall with a norsupack and ripped.
###  for the record, i had tried for about 5 mins to get grouped, prior to
###  this, but was totally ignored.

You start taking the scalp from the corpse.
A warhorse says 'Prnpvhkrtrrdii,kBrr sakk!'
Baresark pounds a warhorse's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.

Kovie joins Norsu's fight.
A warhorse says 'Rtrwar yrrkrlzrtrmrktekukRWsik! IesallKwrmEmbraryii!'
Kovie pierces a warhorse's left hindleg very hard.

Uldrâk pounds a warhorse's right foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.
Hate narrates 'can u recozer shuff from dt named 'near a waterfall'?'
A warhorse says 'Rtk nssykukklratFvirtfrrrIldrkV!r ksell rkHehbkroyWh!'

Norsu pounds a warhorse's right forefoot extremely hard and shatters it.

A warhorse barely hits Norsu's left foot and tickles it.

Everhate pounds a warhorse's body very hard and shatters it.
A warhorse is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Everhate narrates 'we overkilled him'
Kovie pierces a warhorse's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a warhorse's death cry.
A warhorse is dead! R.I.P.

Melinda cuddles 'u gave gimilzors copper'

You tear Longrim's scalp off the dead corpse.

* S HP:Wounded>l

*an Elf* slowly fades into existence.
*an Elf* seems very confused.

* S HP:Wounded>dro
Norsu leaves east riding a hungry warg.
Melinda leaves east riding a trained horse.
Uldrâk leaves east riding a hungry warg.
Everhate leaves east riding a hungry warg.
Kovie leaves east riding a hungry warg.
Baresark leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* S HP:Wounded>pHidden Valley
A broadsword lies here.
A forest-green cloak lies here, cleverly camouflaged in this environment.
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A large metal full shield is on the ground.
A pair of thin cotton sleeves are lying here.
A pair of heavy, reinforced boots lie here.
A pair of ringmail gloves are lying here.
A pair of ringmail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ringmail sleeves are lying here.
You see two plain hoods on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A brown pair of pants are on the ground.
A ringmail coif is on the ground.
A ringmail hauberk is on the ground.
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A lovely silver ring has been left here.
A pair of thin leather gloves are lying here.
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
The corpse of a warhorse is lying here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
The scalped, butchered corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*an Elf* is standing here.

* S HP:Wounded> scalp
ke
You drop the scalp.

* S HP:Wounded>ke
The bushwall closes quietly.

* S HP:Wounded>
You are too afraid.

* S HP:Wounded>
You are too afraid.

* S HP:Wounded>ke
The bushwall is opened from the other side.
You are too afraid.

* S HP:Wounded>wimp 
Norsu has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Melinda has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
Uldrâk has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Everhate has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Kovie has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Baresark has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Uldrâk closes the bushwall.
*an Elf* slowly regains his bearings.

* S HP:Wounded>0
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Baresark pounds *an Elf*'s body extremely hard.
Wimpy set to: 0

* S HP:Wounded>ke
* S HP:Wounded>
Norsu pounds *an Elf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* S HP:Wounded>ke
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*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves north.

* S HP:Wounded>gg
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded>ke
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded>ke
The bushwall seems to be closed.

* S HP:Wounded>n
They aren't here.
Baresark opens the bushwall.
Kovie closes the bushwall.

* S HP:Wounded>They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded>ke
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded>
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded>They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded>They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded>
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
A Noble's House
A guestbook lies here, its pages yellow and fragile.
Some delicate brass lamps are attached to the walls here.
*an Elf* is standing here.
Exits: North East *South* West Up.
*an Elf* leaves south.

o S HP:Wounded>They aren't here.
The small bell on the wall tingles barely audibly a few times.

o S HP:Wounded>s
ke
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Hidden Valley
You see a bloody, disgusting scalp lying on the ground.
A broadsword lies here.
A forest-green cloak lies here, cleverly camouflaged in this environment.
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A large metal full shield is on the ground.
A pair of thin cotton sleeves are lying here.
A pair of heavy, reinforced boots lie here.
A pair of ringmail gloves are lying here.
A pair of ringmail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ringmail sleeves are lying here.
You see two plain hoods on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A brown pair of pants are on the ground.
A ringmail coif is on the ground.
A ringmail hauberk is on the ground.
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A lovely silver ring has been left here.
A pair of thin leather gloves are lying here.
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
The corpse of a warhorse is lying here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
The scalped, butchered corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A sturdy pack horske
e is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Norsu is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Melinda the Black Númenórean is here trying to concentrate, riding a trained
horse.
Uldrâk is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *an Elf*.
Everhate is here, riding a hungry warg.
Kovie is here, riding a hungry warg.
Baresark is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *an Elf*.
*an Elf* is here, fighting Uldrâk.
Exits: North [East].

* S HP:Wounded>Everhate pounds *an Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.

* S HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Bad Uldrâk:Healthy>
You lightly pierce *an Elf*'s body.

* S HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Bad Uldrâk:Healthy>agg
k
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves north.

e
ke* S HP:Wounded>
They aren't here.
*an Elf* has arrived from the north.
Everhate approaches *an Elf*, trying to pound him.

* S HP:Wounded>n
k
Ok.
Melinda begins some strange incantations...
Baresark approaches *an Elf*, trying to pound him.

* S HP:Wounded>e
* S HP:Wounded>
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* S HP:Wounded>
Baresark pounds *an Elf*'s head extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
Everhate pounds *an Elf*'s right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

ke* S HP:Wounded>

Melinda begins some strange incantations...

* S HP:Wounded>s
k* S HP:Wounded>
You pierce *an Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

e
* S HP:Wounded>
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
A Noble's House
A guestbook lies here, its pages yellow and fragile.
Some delicate brass lamps are attached to the walls here.
Exits: North East *South* West Up.

o S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>They aren't here.

o S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>They aren't here.

o S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Hidden Valley
You see a bloody, disgusting scalp lying on the ground.
A broadsword lies here.
A forest-green cloak lies here, cleverly camouflaged in this environment.
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A large metal full shield is on the ground.
A pair of thin cotton sleeves are lying here.
A pair of heavy, reinforced boots lie here.
A pair of ringmail gloves are lying here.
A pair of ringmail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ringmail sleeves are lying here.
You see two plain hoods on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A brown pair of pants are on the ground.
A ringmail coif is on the ground.
A ringmail hauberk is on the ground.
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A lovely silver ring has been left here.
A pair of thin leather gloves are lying here.
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a warhorse is lying here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
The scalped, butchered corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Norsu is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Melinda the Black Númenórean is here, riding a trained horse.
Uldrâk is here, riding a hungry warg.
Everhate is here, riding a hungry warg.
Kovie is here, riding a hungry warg.
Baresark is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: North [East].

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>Norsu says 'FUCK OFF'
They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Melinda narrates 'telach rip!'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Norsu says 'christ'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
The bushwall is opened from the other side.
Kovie wheezes 'damn killstealer'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.
Uldrâk says 'ok die'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Someone closes the bushwall.
You suddenly notice Podash.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Melinda cuddles 'haha'
Norsu says 'dispater'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tire
Uldrâk says 'kill him'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tire
Baresark smurfs : nice going
Norsu says 'you fuck'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired
Uldrâk says 'kill him'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>n

Uldrâk says 'kill him'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Uldrâk says 'kill him'
The bushwall is opened from the other side.
Someone closes the bushwall.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
A Noble's House
A guestbook lies here, its pages yellow and fragile.
Some delicate brass lamps are attached to the walls here.
Exits: North East *South* West Up.

o S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>n

The quill starts dancing in mid air, just above the guestbook to your right.

o S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>sdLivingroom
A canoe has been left here.
Some delicate brass lamps are attached to the walls here.
Exits: [North] South.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired> bushwall
#Ok. $doorname is now set to {bushwall}.
wim
s
s
o
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>e
A Noble's House
A guestbook lies here, its pages yellow and fragile.
Some delicate brass lamps are attached to the walls here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East *South* West Up.

o S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>c
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Hidden Valley
You see a bloody, disgusting scalp lying on the ground.
A broadsword lies here.
A forest-green cloak lies here, cleverly camouflaged in this environment.
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A large metal full shield is on the ground.
A pair of thin cotton sleeves are lying here.
A pair of heavy, reinforced boots lie here.
A pair of ringmail gloves are lying here.
A pair of ringmail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ringmail sleeves are lying here.
There are two plain hoods here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A brown pair of pants are on the ground.
A ringmail coif is on the ground.
A ringmail hauberk is on the ground.
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A lovely silver ring has been left here.
A pair of thin leather gloves are lying here.
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of a warhorse is lying here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
The scalped, butchered corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Norsu is standing here.
Melinda the Black Númenórean is standing here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Uldrâk is here, riding a hungry warg.
Everhate is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a hardened ranger.
Kovie is here, riding a hungry warg.
Baresark is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting a hardened ranger.
Podash is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Baresark.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting Everhate.
Exits: North [East].

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>Norsu pounds a hardened ranger's left foot extremely ha
rd.
A hardened ranger says 'Bistird! A'll get ioo fur thyt, Nursu!'
A hardened ranger says 'Prepare to die, Norsu!'
A hardened ranger hits Baresark's body hard and tickles it.

Kovie joins Baresark's fight.
Ok.
A hardened ranger says 'Prepare to die, Kuvie!'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>Podash closes the bushwall.
The bushwall seems to be closed.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
It's already closed!

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Melinda tries to pierce a hardened ranger, but he parries successfully.
A hardened ranger says 'Prepare to die, Melanda!'

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>o
e

Uldrâk narrates 'DISPATER YOU DIE'
A hardened ranger hits Baresark's left arm and tickles it.

* S HP:Wounded Move:Tired>c
Ok.

###  and away i went.
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Edvard2001-10-12 21:05:39
dont think they were kidding? i do =p
Norsu2001-10-12 21:18:26
One point not included in this log is that we had bugged him to get grouped REPEATEDLY and he ignored it, yet he hangs around us when we pk and steal a kill. I think killing his ass would have been justified, i'm just too damn nice. (and no, noone tried to kill him). *yawn*
Melinda2001-10-12 21:55:44
Eeeeeh, this was like 2 months ago...
Kovie2001-10-12 22:02:25
2 months? more like 2 years?
Uldrak2001-10-12 22:12:43
Snicker, kinda old no?
Better late then never right?
dispater2001-10-12 22:20:12
nice try norsu. i raised and narrated only about a dozen tiems in the 5-10 minutes prior to this, asking who groups - group me - etc. you ignored me and then got all pissy when you lost a kill becuase of it. i thought this was funny.
Lochdale2001-10-12 22:27:31
I am confused. Why didn't you spend a few minutes editing the log to show all of these narrates? From the perspective of this log it looks like you just showed up and took the kill and that group had good reason to be unhappy.
dispater2001-10-12 22:47:43
first lochdale, this is all i kept from my "encounter" to a text file. second, i didn't post it to Prove anything. i know the facts, which are, they ignored my requests to be grouped, and then went predictably hostile after i got a solokill because of it. if you dont believe me, i dont care - i simply thought it was amusing.
Vorlin2001-10-12 22:49:25
Completely off-topic, but I don't have time to start a new one, just saw new preview for LotR movie...awesome. I mean, totally fucking awesome. Saw some moria scenes...awesome. Saw a real quick shot of a troll in action, I think troll fans will be happy. This movie is going to rock. :)
dispater2001-10-12 22:49:44
this IS the place for such incomplete, silly, pointless logs, isnt it?
dispater2001-10-12 22:50:26
movie shot:
http://home.earthlink.net/~jeremiahn/mlogs/orc/ciluras.jpg
Lochdale2001-10-12 23:16:38
So basically, we are relying on your word that you sought to be grouped. Norsu has commented that he and others within his group urged you to group with them. Giving equal weight to the veracity of both opinions who do we believe? Well the old axiom in law is that the movant (in this case the log poster- Dispater) has the burden of overcoming any affirmitive defenses (Norsu's comment that he asked you to raise. Since you didn't highlight any of your attempts to get grouped in the log you have failed to meet your burder and thus, look like an petty arsehole.
Eothen2001-10-12 23:34:46
Actually in trying to apply legal concepts to mume bullshit you look like a petty arsehole Lochdale :p
Lochdale2001-10-12 23:38:39
Its how I think, can't change what you are mate. And most legal concepts were developed to respond to exactly this sort of bullshit in real life. I'll try and slow if down for you in the future Eothen,
Norsu2001-10-13 00:14:25
So dispater, why don't you share your point with posting a year old log that's crap? if there is a point at all i mean, duh. Or did someone in that group recently do something to make you cry, and you digged this shit out to try and make him look bad? My my, arent we pathetic?
Fed2001-10-13 03:08:21
Don't know much about this log, but lochdale always puts an interesting twist to things
Fredde2001-10-13 03:36:34
stop playing puke bitch you damn norsu!
grunge2001-10-13 06:32:00
shuttup norsu you fuck, you are just an asshole real life...get over yourself :)
Unknown2001-10-13 15:07:15
Norsu is a lying sack of crap. We all know that. We don't need legal proof of that.
dispater2001-10-13 17:17:14
heh. lochdale, in my first response to your comments, i considered reminding you that this isn't a court of law, and stating that i was not posting this to prove anything at all. it was for my own edification, and that of others who have experienced the arseholedness of this group of powertrippers. i figured it wasn't necessary for me to do that... norsu - there is no point. i am deleting crap logs off my HD, and figured i might as well share this Asshole Encounter here. don't like it??
Norsu2001-10-13 17:39:42
Don't like it? In what respect do you mean? Like it as fun reading of a mume log? Not really, i saw nothing in it to entertain me. If i feel offended? Not really, i've heard and seen much better attempts at that than showing me overkilling a poor elf. Don't stop trying tho, one of these days you might pop up something. (actually i found the old one with salamander tails in noc more fun - maybe you should repost that one?)
Caolin2001-10-13 18:06:41
I believe Dispater's point was the attitude, not
the overkilling. Aggressive arrogance seems to be
the mindset.
Gilenhel2001-10-13 20:54:09
Nod Caolin, arrogance is what arrogant people do not realise=)Egowhip, ho!
Zek2001-10-14 07:06:40
you guys deserve eachother
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