I am a fucking asshole
posted by Screyo
2001-10-18 03:12:30
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DONT READ ITS A USELESS REVENGE LOG< UNLESS U BORED
#### I was overkilling screyo, and mobbing him and shit cause he is a crap char. ####
#### I was giving free kils to people who deserved them, not old enemies... then ####
#### I found someone who STOLE exp from me, so i decided to get it back, when opp- ##
#### ortunity knocks, THE STORY OF THE SPAMMIE NEWBIE

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Welcome to the land of Middle Earth. May your visit here be... interesting.
Never forget! Try to role-play...

Last login 1 day and 20 hours ago from 1Cust50.tnt8.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net.
Hall of Orcs
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
Exits: Up.

Your default tongue is the Orkish
Free rent.

News board                - 3 unread messages
FAQ board                 - 16 unread messages

*>stu
You are already standing.

*>e
Orc Living Area
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Exits: East South.

o>nbA Tunnel
Exits: North West.

o>n
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o>e
Tunnel Fork
Exits: North East South.

o>e
East Fork
Exits: East West.

o>n
Cavern
Exits: North East South West.

o>A Blasted Furnace
A bright red mushroom is growing here.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
A tall plant with a perfectly smooth stem gracefully marks the landscape.
A large piece of fresh, raw meat lies here.
You see three pieces of raw meat on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A HUGE wooden sign is nailed to the wall.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Xel is resting here ***\\***--  A F K (**\/*. ((YES YES YES!!! YOUR AFK BITCH!<<<<
Ethron is standing here.                      ((I BET U DONT SEE THIS COMING!<<<<<
Nubnak is standing here.
A large brown wolf stands here, its teeth partly bared.
Muffin is resting here (linkless).
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South.

*>ali 1 c 'li' xel1Ok.

*>-c 'li' xel
You start to concentrate...

\|/-\Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Xel with full impact.
Xel slashes your body hard.
Xel swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning Xel:Fine>1
Xel panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning Xel:Fine>|c 'li' xel
You start to concentrate...

/-Xel panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
Xel leaves south.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s1Cavern
Xel is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

o HP:Fine Mana:Burning>/c 'li' xel
You start to concentrate...

-\|/-Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Xel with full impact.
Xel slashes your left arm extremely hard.

o HP:Fine Mana:Burning Xel:Hurt>
You barely hit Xel's body and tickle it.

o HP:Fine Mana:Burning Xel:Hurt>
Xel panics, and attempts to flee.
Xel leaves south.

o HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s1Cavern
Xel is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

o HP:Fine Mana:Burning>|c 'li' xel
You start to concentrate...

/-\|/An elven slave yells 'HELP! Tarik as triing to kill me yn Slave Pen!'

Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Xel with full impact.
Xel slashes your head hard.
You barely hit Xel's right leg and tickle it.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Xel:Wounded>
Xel panics, and attempts to flee.
Xel leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>s1Cavern
There are two spiked heads here.
Xel is standing here.
Exits: North East West.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>\c 'li' xel
You start to concentrate...

|/-\|Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Xel with full impact.
Xel slashes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You try to hit Xel, but he parries successfully.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Xel:Bad>
Xel panics, and attempts to flee.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Xel:Bad>
Xel panics, and attempts to flee.
Xel leaves north.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>n1Cavern
Xel is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>/c 'li' xel
You start to concentrate...

-\|/-Ok.
The lightning bolt hits Xel with full impact.
Xel is stunned and will probably die soon.
You hit Xel's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
You feel sweet revenge as your enemy takes fall...
Your blood freezes as you hear Xel's death cry.
Xel has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>gacget all corpse
You get an orkish shortbow from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get some white petals from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get some grey petals from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a ring mail hauberk from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a ring mail coif from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pair of ring mail leggings from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a black pair of padded boots from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pair of ring mail gloves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a pair of ring mail sleeves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a shield of Arthedain from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a black, hooded cloak from the corpse of *an Orc*. #### COULD USE
You get a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a dark broadsword from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a plain leather belt from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a water skin from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a belt pouch from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a set of lock picks from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a stone from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a butcher's cleaver from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You get a quiver from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You can't get a pile of coins, you are carrying too many items already.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>put all pack
You put an orkish shortbow in a leather backpack.
You put some white petals in a leather backpack.
You put some grey petals in a leather backpack.
You put a ring mail hauberk in a leather backpack.
You put a ring mail coif in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of ring mail leggings in a leather backpack.
You put a black pair of padded boots in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of ring mail gloves in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of ring mail sleeves in a leather backpack.
You put a shield of Arthedain in a leather backpack.
You put a black, hooded cloak in a leather backpack.
That would be an interesting topological experiment.
You put a dark broadsword in a leather backpack.
You put a plain leather belt in a leather backpack.
You put a water skin in a leather backpack.
You put a belt pouch in a leather backpack.
You put a set of lock picks in a leather backpack.
You put a stone in a leather backpack.
You put a butcher's cleaver in a leather backpack.
You put a quiver in a leather backpack.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>gacget all corpse
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Orc*.
There was 8 gold coins, 19 silver pennies, and 26 copper pennies.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>nn
Cavern
Exits: North East South West.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>w
A Blasted Furnace
A bright red mushroom is growing here.
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
A tall plant with a perfectly smooth stem gracefully marks the landscape.
A large piece of fresh, raw meat lies here.
There are three pieces of raw meat here.
A HUGE wooden sign is nailed to the wall.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Ethron is standing here.
Muffin is resting here (linkless).
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Nubnak is standing here.
A large brown wolf stands here, its teeth partly bared.
Exits: South.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Nubnak gives a small piece of raw meat to a brown wolf.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>sw
Cavern
Exits: North East South West.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>East Fork
Exits: East West.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>wn
Tunnel Fork
Exits: North East South.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>w
Tunnel Bend
Exits: South West.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>ww
A Sloping Tunnel
Exits: East West.

####WOOOSH I SPAMMING TO AREAS UNKNOWN!####
#### AND I RELEVEL HEEEREEEE!!!!!!!!!! ####



* R HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Tired>w
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
High Pass
Exits: East *West*.
The fog disappears.

* R HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Tired>e
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
Trail
A barefoot goblin pads silently over the stone.
Exits: North East *West*.
You see some fog coming from the west.

* R HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Tired>c 'li' scout/You start to concentrate...

-\|/-\Ok.
You gain a level!   #### FUCK YEAH! ####
The lightning bolt hits a goblin scout with full impact.
A goblin scout yells 'HELP! Screyo is trying to kill me in Trail!'
You swiftly dodge a goblin scout's attempt to pierce you.
You barely hit a goblin scout's left leg and tickle it.

****Well, i spammed off, just goes to show you, never afk in noc when im around,****
****It could be fatal.****
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Screyo2001-10-18 03:20:05
Grang is my hero, and he was my friend, i cant take his whole place, but i can take some of his place, Grang if you see this comment please write back, it would be funny :) and if u could mail my char screyo
Unknown2001-10-18 03:36:43
idiot, die and die horribly!
Screyo2001-10-18 03:40:25
rofl kudos *unknown*
Unknown2001-10-18 03:41:09
WHAT?! i WAS bored:(
Sloshed2001-10-18 03:48:20
let's see so your GIVING free xp to pepole, which is ILEAGAL btw :p
Ramangth2001-10-18 03:51:49
Screyo reminds me the proverbial loser who does stupid things hoping to gain attention, most importantly from some he admires, which in this case is Grang... "Grang if you see this message, call me! P.S. I love you... -Screyo"
theghostofgrang2001-10-18 06:45:04
p(screyo) yer a doofus, u couldn't level your thief past 15 as i remember... perhaps the chars not crap, just you?
Edvard2001-10-18 10:35:32
Screyo, you're dead meat =)
Vorlin2001-10-18 12:51:26
Ramangth, I figure you have a lot of kids who grow up only getting attention from their parents when they misbehave. So they get wired up wrong inside and spend the rest of thier lives acting like jerks because it's the only way they know to interact with other people. They're destined to spend the rest of their lives pissing all over everyone around them, and then wondering why noone loves them. Sad, unless you happen to be around them, then it's sad and obnoxious at the same time. :)
GGG2001-10-18 15:31:28
You are gay! screyo is Hurgi the lamer if yuo wanna know!
Card2001-10-18 15:35:21
Does your unknown area perhaps be kormock and those random caverns?
Tsejov2001-10-18 15:39:49
Random caverns?
Mammoth2001-10-18 18:15:05
Vorlin - WHAT THE FUCK - are you blabbering about?
Roman2001-10-18 19:00:35
I like your style! If I had enought time to play I would do the same!
Roman2001-10-18 19:02:01
Actually, I forgot to send a message: "I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!" :/
screyo2001-10-18 19:35:28
well, all you guys are doing is flaming, maybe i only post on elvenrunes from now on...
Adorable2001-10-18 19:51:20
Are you feeling OK?
Unknown2001-10-18 19:52:17
Mom, I wont tell you about my problems anymore because you get [deservedly] upset.
Everhate2001-10-18 20:55:39
I kind of like Screyo, I love the free exp he keeps giving me for killing him.
Grang2001-10-18 21:21:12
*flex* my followers are loyal, and many! *bow screyo*
Stolb2001-10-20 08:27:30
*lick* Roman
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