Hard and twisted way to get 10k
posted by hate
2001-10-24 23:32:05
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I wish someone gets it funny. It was 'subrealistic' for me :)
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* I didnt logged prelude, but it starts with a fast travel              *
* tbad-hidden island by Bagger Airlanes                                 *
* Went tbad to check if my fgc and skin still in corpse, but Bagger     *
* looted it (forgot to pay ticket of Airplane, so probly he sold stuff) *
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* Thats the story of a nice luring                                      *
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* Commented by Hate in Spaninglis (a dialect of english talked in Spain *
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 * Just eregion hunter's stuff and a bandit of tbad (for dagger).      *
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 * Now im tbad north gate, 3 hero legends in                           *
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* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            a dagger (dented)
<worn on head>       a green hood (brand new)
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a thin pair of soft leather sleeves (worn out)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs>       a brown pair of pants (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn as belt>       a black leather belt
<worn on belt>       a lantern; it is lit

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Crowley narrates 'any enchanters on sitting around idle with full mana?'

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell have spare stuff? :P
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>sc
136/155 hit, 58/97 mana, and 107/108 moves.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 40%, DB: 53%, PB: 23%, Armour: 46%. Wimpy: 90. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 541,947 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- armour
- stored spell fireball.
- stored spell fireball.
- shield
- depression

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Ragface narrates 'i am..'

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*a Man* yells 'not reallt'

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell i need some shield at least to kill u
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>sc
137/155 hit, 61/97 mana, and 107/108 moves.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*a Dwarf* yells 'lol'

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell or u dont wanna die?
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>bbb
\search t
You begin to search ...

|/-\|/-\*a Man* yells 'come try'

|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-*a Man* yells 'we play'

\|You didn't find anyone.


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 * I didnt wanted to play. Couldnt kill eoghha before cos his bodyguards *
 * Fingeror and Snowy protected him with insane fury, so i go Morthan.   *
 * Its hardest but more fun too (only if naked)			         *
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* R W C>w
Greenway
Exits: [North] =East= West.

* R W C>l n
The obstruction is closed.

* R W C>o
open obstruction s
You don't see any obstruction there.

* R W C>odd obstruction
o
alias od open obstruction
Ok.

* R W C>open obstruction s
You don't see any obstruction there.

* R W C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Hate                 - Greenway

* R W C>od
open obstruction
Ok.

* R W C>lead
You stop riding a pack horse.
A pack horse starts following you.

* W C>scout north
-You quietly scout northwards...

\|/Greenway
A highwayman, a highwayman, Thena Shadowstalker, and Morthan Blacksoul are
here.

-\You stop scouting.

* W C>
Brazsh narrates 'missed last'

* W C>scout north
-You quietly scout northwards...

\|/Greenway
A highwayman, a highwayman, Thena Shadowstalker, and Morthan Blacksoul are
here.

-\You stop scouting.

* W C>n
Greenway
On the ground, there are four plain cloaks.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
Exits: [North] =South= West.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
Morthan Blacksoul closes the obstruction.
Morthan Blacksoul says 'STOP! 
You will have to pay your taxes to pass here'

* W C>
Morthan Blacksoul snickers softly.
Morthan Blacksoul says 'Or indeed, to even get away from here alive.'

* W C>ee 1

Morthan Blacksoul says 'Oh... and don't try any pitiful incantations either!'
Morthan Blacksoul tells you 'Let's see...  your taxes come to 2 gold'

* W C>exa 1.corpse
corpse (here) : 
a quiver
a hooded brass lantern
a plain leather belt
a plain cloak (used)
a plain pair of pants (worn out)
a plain shirt (used)
a ring

* W C>ee 4
exa 4.corpse
corpse (here) : 
a plain leather belt
a plain cloak (used)
a plain pair of pants (used)
a plain hood (used)
a plain shirt (brand new)
a ring
a lantern

* W C>
Nazalbeth narrates 'heh'

* W C>l w
A broken underbrush.

// Eh... thats new

* W C>w
Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
*a Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting a highwayman.
Exits: East.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* W C>e

*a Man* smites a highwayman's right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a highwayman's death cry.
A highwayman is dead! R.I.P.

* W C>Greenway
There are four plain cloaks here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
Exits: [North] [South] West.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.
Morthan Blacksoul tells you 'Where do you think you're going? 
You still owe me
2 gold.'

* W C>
Saving Hate.

* W C>w

Nazalbeth narrates 'wassup?'

* W C>6

// DIE PUKE!

Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
*a Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting a highwayman.
Exits: East.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.

* W C>cast 'fireball' hunter
Nobody here by that name.

* W C Mana:Burning>6

// DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'fireball' hunter
Nobody here by that name.

// *cough* *cough*

* W C Mana:Burning>6m

// ok, start to pray dude

A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s body and tickles it.
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left hand and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>6
alias 6 cast 'fireball' *man*
Ok.

// this will hurt u baby

* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'fireball' *man*
Alas! The melee is too dense to target him safely!

* W C Mana:Burning>6

// u afraid of me eh pukescum? :)))

A highwayman says 'Prepare to die, Menion!'
*a Man* sends a highwayman sprawling with a powerful bash.
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s right foot and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'fireball' *man*
Alas! The melee is too dense to target him safely!

// errr, something is failing

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s body and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
*a Man* smites a highwayman's left arm extremely hard.
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left foot and tickles it.


// lets change tactic. Rapid fire!!

* W C Mana:Burning>4m
4  // MUhahahaha (evil laugh)
4
alias 4 cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Alas! The melee is too dense to target him safely!

* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Alas! The melee is too dense to target him safely!

// wtf? new tactic, ultra-rapid fire!!

* W C Mana:Burning>z

A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s body and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>4
cha sp q
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Alas! The melee is too dense to target him safely!

// bah. Better i do it at old usage. Will be a pleasure feel his 
// blood in my hands

* W C Mana:Burning>
Nazalbeth narrates 'i wford'

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left hand and tickles it.
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>km
kk
alias kk kill *man*
Ok.

// ok baby, tell me, 'you are hurting me'

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman seems to have recovered his senses.
A highwayman lightly slashes *a Man*'s left foot and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

*a Man* smites a highwayman's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s left foot and tickles it.

// I WANT TO SEE YUOR LIPS SPEELING IT - 'Y-O-U A-R-E H-U-R-T-I-N-G M-E'!!!!

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman lightly hits *a Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman fails to hit *a Man*.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!


// BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH !!!!

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s body and tickles it.
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s right arm and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman says 'It was your last mistake Menion! I will remember you!'
*a Man* sends a highwayman sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s body and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>l

A highwayman lightly hits *a Man*'s left foot and tickles it.

//  every new try, i feel more stupid

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is sitting here.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A highwayman is here, fighting *a Man*.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
*a Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting a highwayman.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s right hand and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
*a Man* smites a highwayman's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s right leg and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s right foot and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>stat
A highwayman tries to hit *a Man*, but he parries successfully.
OB: 38%, DB: 53%, PB: 22%, Armour: 46%. Wimpy: 90. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 541,947 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- armour
- stored spell fireball.
- stored spell fireball.
- shield
- depression

* W C Mana:Burning>
*a Man* smites a highwayman's right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!
A highwayman seems to have recovered his senses.

* W C Mana:Burning>l e

A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s right arm and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s right hand and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>A broken underbrush.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman lightly slashes *a Man*'s left foot and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s body and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>sc
155/155 hit, 90/97 mana, and 68/108 moves.


* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman says 'It was your last mistake Menion! I will remember you!'
*a Man* sends a highwayman sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.
A highwayman fails to hit *a Man*.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
kill *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* W C Mana:Burning>sc

*a Man* smites a highwayman's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a highwayman's death cry.
A highwayman is dead! R.I.P.

* W C Mana:Burning>155/155 hit, 90/97 mana, and 69/108 moves.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s right foot and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>* W C Mana:Burning>
kill *man*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s body and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
*a Man* swiftly dodges a highwayman's attempt to hit him.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk
* W C Mana:Burning>
kill *man*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman tries to hit *a Man*, but he parries successfully.

kk
* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely slashes *a Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>* W C Mana:Burning>
kill *man*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left hand and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s right arm and tickles it.

kk
* W C Mana:Burning>
A highwayman says 'It was your last mistake Menion! I will remember you!'
*a Man* sends a highwayman sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C Mana:Burning>* W C Mana:Burning>
kill *man*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* W C Mana:Burning>
*a Man* smites a highwayman's body extremely hard.

// Bah... a new fail and i leave this.

* W C Mana:Burning>kk

A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning>kill *man*
Your attempt to pierce *a Man* fails.

// GOT IT!!!!

* W C Mana:Burning *a Man*:Wounded a highwayman:Fine>sc

A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s right foot and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning *a Man*:Wounded a highwayman:Fine>
You can't do that while fighting.

* W C Mana:Burning *a Man*:Wounded a highwayman:Fine>
A highwayman barely hits *a Man*'s head and tickles it.

* W C Mana:Burning *a Man*:Wounded a highwayman:Fine>6
\cast 'fireball' *man*
You quickly recall your stored spell...

6
|/-\A highwayman fails to hit *a Man*.

|*a Man* smites a highwayman's head extremely hard and shatters it.

Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *a Man* in flames.

// a nasty though runs faster trough my mind. Its really easy, i smell trap

* W C Mana:Hot *a Man*:Bad a highwayman:Hurt>-cast 'fireball' *man*
You quickly recall your stored spell...

\|/-\A highwayman seems to have recovered his senses.
A highwayman fails to hit *a Man*.

Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *a Man* in flames.
*a Man* dismounts from a warhorse, and stops riding him.
*a Man* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W C Mana:Hot *a Man*:Dying a highwayman:Hurt>
A highwayman lightly slashes *a Man*'s right hand and shatters it.
*a Man* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W C Mana:Hot *a Man*:Dying a highwayman:Hurt>
You pierce *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

// Ah... here is the wole gruop. Go hell trappers

* W C Mana:Hot>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* W C Mana:Hot>ee 1
exa 1.corpse
corpse (here) : 
a pile of coins
a belt pouch
a stone
a water skin
a hunting knife (brand new)
a moneybag
a plain leather belt
a two-handed sword (brand new)
a leather backpack
a cave-bear fur (used)
a metal buckler (brand new)
a pair of thin vambraces (used)
a pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
a pair of heavy, plated boots (brand new)
a thin pair of greaves (brand new)
a spiked metal helmet (brand new)
a metal breastplate (brand new)
a red ruby        <-------------- weeeeeeee!!!!! :)) (didnt noticed of cos)
a ring of silver
a longsword (dented)
a longsword (dented)
a longsword (dented)
a longsword (battered)
a longbow
a longbow
a forest green cloak (used)
a large sack
an exquisite wine glass
a shiny dagger (dented)
a falchion (dented)
a falchion (dented)
a falchion (brand new)
a bar of iron
a bar of iron
a broadsword (battered)
a sabre (brand new)
a falchion (battered)
a rapier (dented)
a rapier (battered)

* W C Mana:Hot>e

You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.
The hardened ranger hits your left arm and tickles it.
You pierce the hardened ranger's body and tickle it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>f

The hardened ranger joins the hardened ranger's fight.
The hardened ranger strongly hits your head.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.
The hardened ranger strongly hits your left foot.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
The hardened ranger hits your right foot hard.
You flee head over heels.
Greenway
There are four plain cloaks here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
Exits: [North] [South] West.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
gg 1
Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: East.

// Fucking hugetrapper lamers. I hope u mobdie all.

The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Robbers' Camp!'
The hardened ranger hits your left foot hard.
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Robbers' Camp!'
The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Robbers' Camp!'
The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Robbers' Camp!'
The hardened ranger swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

// Look at this point. THEY ARE YELLING FOR HELP!
// They fucking 4 and yelling for help. Mobs are becoming gayers every day

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
The hardened ranger strongly hits your left arm.

// callme spam looter if u want, but i was naked

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>get all 1.corpse
You get a rapier from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a rapier from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a falchion from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a sabre from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a broadsword from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a bar of iron from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a bar of iron from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a falchion from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a falchion from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a falchion from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a shiny dagger from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get an exquisite wine glass from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a large sack from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a forest green cloak from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a longbow from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a longbow from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a longsword from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a longsword from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a longsword from the corpse of *a Man*.
You get a longsword from the corpse of *a Man*.
You can't get a ring of silver, you are carrying too many items already.
The hardened ranger hits your left hand.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>f

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
The hardened ranger hits your right hand.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Greenway
On the ground, there are four plain cloaks.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
Exits: [North] [South] West.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>od
You flee head over heels.
Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: East.
The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.
The hardened ranger quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Greenway
You see four plain cloaks on the ground.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
Exits: [North] [South] West.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>open obstruction
Ok.
Morthan Blacksoul closes the obstruction.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Thena Shadowstalker giggles at your silly antics.

// BITCH!!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>f

The hardened ranger has arrived from the west.
The hardened ranger has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
You flee head over heels.
Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: East.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Ernie narrates 'I'm ok'

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>e
Greenway
There are four plain cloaks here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: [North] [South] West.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.
The hardened ranger lightly hits your body and tickles it.
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Greenway!'
You feel less protected.
The hardened ranger hits your right arm hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Greenway!'
The hardened ranger hits your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Greenway!'
The hardened ranger hits your right arm very hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The hardened ranger yells 'A Man is here at Greenway!'
You try to pierce the hardened ranger, but he parries successfully.

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Healthy>
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Healthy>
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Hot the hardened ranger:Healthy>kkk morthan

The hardened ranger hits your body very hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Robbers' Camp
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
Exits: East.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>k
alias kk kill morthan
Ok.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>f
Hit whom?

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>e
You flee head over heels.
Greenway
On the ground, there are four plain cloaks.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of a highwayman is lying here.
The corpse of Thena Shadowstalker is lying here.
The corpse of Morthan Blacksoul is lying here.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A highwayman is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female robber glares challengingly at you.
A tall blackclad man pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: [North] [South] West.
The hardened ranger hits your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...


o W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Nmenor has
been lost... Despair settles on you.
Aura quietly scouts eastwards...

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..
Aura stops scouting eastwards.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>lseep
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>sleep
You go to sleep.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 71%, DB: -56%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 90. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 531,957 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- depression

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>tro #
*** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  1%,  #Menion                   |   1,  1%,  #Branix                   |
|   2,  2%,  #Taegon                   |   1,  0%,  #Draken                   |
|   1,  1%,  #Kaytar                   |   1,  1%,  #Kusubim                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Icyes                    |   1,  1%,  #Illiath                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Ryven                    |   1,  1%,  #Viclona                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Hurgi                    |   1,  1%,  #Fr                      |
|   1,  0%,  #Orda                     |   1,  0%,  #Sidlo                    |
|   1,  0%,  #Ishant                   |   1,  0%,  #Smeagil                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Dubro                    |   1,  0%,  #Filli                    |
|   1,  1%,  #Lonie                    |   1,  0%,  #Muhv                     |
|   1,  0%,  #Quincy                   |   1,  0%,  #Eryng                    |
|   2,  0%,  #Faeolle                  |   1,  1%,  #Sumda                    |
|   1,  1%,  #Kragar                   |   1,  0%,  #Mark                     |
|   2,  0%,  #Beorel                   |   1,  0%,  #Kilof                    |
|   1,  0%,  #Xellia                   |   2,  0%,  #Wendle                   |
|   1,  0%,  #Jerik                    |   2,  0%,  #Uber                     |
|   1,  0%,  #Fagor                   |   1,  0%,  #Torkild                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Ary                      |   1,  0%,  #Feriand                  |
|   1,  1%,  #Dristian                 |   1,  0%,  #Artanis                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Durlag                   |   1,  0%,  #Errand                   |

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (40%) *** q

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>whois menion
Menion Last Knight of Lond Daer is a level twenty-three Beorning Ranger.
They fought, like brave men, long and well,
They piled that ground with Orcish slain,
They conquered - but Menion fell,
Bleeding at every vein.
His few surviving comrades saw
His smile when rang their proud hurrah,
And the red field was won.
Then saw in death his eyelids close
Calmly, as to a night's repose,
 Like flowers at set of sun. -- Adapted from Halleck --


/***************************************************************************
* Well, was hard but i gained 10k with all this (check stat at first page) *
* Btw, nice luring by Menion, but i think it was unnecesary to trap 4 vs 1 *
* at closable like Morthan. They should get a life, i hope they enjoyed my *
* lantern and my boots.                                                    *
****************************************************************************/
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Ishant2001-10-24 23:50:30
Rofl, comf on dead.
Uzbad2001-10-24 23:53:55
Fun Fun Fun :) Nice comments... i like em
Zoone2001-10-25 02:59:12
why'd ya spamflee? :P
Irmhild2001-10-25 09:31:46
Hmmm. What little I remember of narrates, he wasn't really luring.
Something about him spamming into Morthan without cash? (if that's humanely
possible)
gretna2001-10-25 11:29:51
hheehhe hate rocks ;) nice commenting , im makin a bn at the mom so watch out!!! rofl ;)
Sung2001-10-25 13:12:16
Actually, I was waiting for n Breelegends since he had time to narrate. But I guess he didn't and died like *a Man*. Oh well...
bagger2001-10-25 20:57:02
Well, my airplane is the hardest and my engine is the fastest but I DIDN`T LOOT YOU!! it was a damn newbie called mingo that entered room when u were incap and got kill and all the loot, even thought u only had ruby.
hate to Bagger2001-10-25 21:34:41
ruby?, ONLY ruby? Goddam, i had 15 gold. U pukes who live in rich areas can thinks its nothing.
but wtf, i have a wife u know?, and 16 childrens (4 of them black, dont know why). Childrens who want food and i cant give them nothing.
U know what gives Sauron to their men? NOTHING!. Yeah, he promisses Glory, and Fate etc etc, but u cant eat with Glory and Fate.
We will get together into sindicates and make that exploiter pay our... EH! WHAT! WHO ARE U!! LEAVE ME!!
NO!! U WILL NOT HIDE THE TRUTH!!! ITS WRITTEN!!! NO..!! U SHOULD KNOW IT SAURON IS A FU.. *chof* *chof*
Gerd2001-10-25 21:46:31
Thanks Hate, once again you make me laugh RL. (The 'crash will not hide the truth' log was really funny too.)
Octay2001-10-25 22:49:46
Comf about death, anyways you make me laugh too.
Blood... Blood... BLOOD FOR SAURON!
Uinen2001-10-26 13:47:07
Rocking log :). Don't you have quake or something? And as a BN, you owuld really really want to have an alias for paying Morthan.
bagger2001-10-26 14:36:33
The only good thing with logg is the talking about me, it really describes me
well.
bagger2001-10-26 19:47:20
donĀ“t you think?
tas2001-11-03 23:31:58
*Comf* menion
tas2001-11-03 23:32:03
*Comf* menion
tas2001-11-03 23:32:21
*Comf* menion
tas2001-11-03 23:33:00
woops.. *slaps his computer*
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