This is a log for all Xel's acquantances.
# Story goes... Well, it is really not important how it goes :-). But
# I manage to annoy Xel's sensitive ego, and he kills me, after blinding
# my afk groupie. Burns my corpse though most of equipment is hidden at it.
#
# And here's what happens next. Dont search for R.I.P. -- there is none.
# Just some crazy fun for ppl who ever had to deal with Xel.
sc
4/154 hit, 108/108 mana, and 117/125 moves.
* W C HP:Awful>sc
4/154 hit, 108/108 mana, and 118/125 moves.
* W C HP:Awful>sleep
You are already sound asleep.
* W C HP:Awful>info
You are a female Orc.
You are 62 years, 8 months, and 16 days old.
You have played 1 day and 9 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Aino the Orkish Shaman (level 13).
You are five feet two and weigh eight stone and eight pounds.
Perception: vision 25, hearing -50, smell -60. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are welcome in Goblin Town.
Your equipment weighs nothing. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:16 Int:16 Wis:15 Dex:13 Con:15 Wil:14 Per:11.
Offensive Bonus: 42%, Dodging Bonus: -54%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 5/154 hit, 108/108 mana, and 119/125 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy.
You will flee if your hit points go below 15.
You have scored 1,143,698 experience points and you have 5,129 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 51,302 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Orkish.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.
* W C HP:Awful>sc
5/154 hit, 108/108 mana, and 120/125 moves.
# Cut us healing up, running darktree to look at my burning corpse and
# stuff.
o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Dåburå leaves north.
You follow Dåburå.
A Blasted Furnace
A large stone fireplace with a roaring fire warms the room.
The rib-bone of an animated skeleton lies here.
A HUGE wooden sign is nailed to the wall.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Noxter is standing here.
Xel is resting here.
Dåburå is standing here.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>t zver that's it - ask Dabura
Ok.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Dåburå licks Xel.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>sc
90/154 hit, 95/108 mana, and 120/125 moves.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Xel yawns.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>gig xel
You giggle at his silly antics.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>say fun fun fun :)
Ok.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'ho ho ho'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: heh, here is my log
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Chauncey narrates 'take me for example'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: Someone lightly slashes Someone's body.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: Someone says 'dum bitch'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>smile
You smile viciously.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Dåburå snickers softly.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'cuz youvvvvvvvvvvvv a hoooooooooooo'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'hooooooooooo'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>say I got mine, but what's the point? :)
Ok.
Zver snarls: xel
* W C HP:Hurt>say he is a lame 13 year old
Ok.
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver snarls: i promise ill kill you
* W C HP:Hurt>say and he will stay that way
Ok.
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver snarls: got that?
* W C HP:Hurt>
Xel says 'you did zver'
* W C HP:Hurt>
Xel falls down laughing.
* W C HP:Hurt>
Xel says 'right zver'
* W C HP:Hurt>lick xel
You lick him.
* W C HP:Hurt>i
You are carrying:
Nothing.
* W C HP:Hurt>l xel
examine xel
You see nothing special about him.
Xel is an adult male Orc.
Xel has a few scratches.
Xel seems to have:
A light wound at the left arm.
Xel is using:
<wielded> a dark broadsword (brand new)
<worn as shield> a large metal wall shield (brand new)
<worn on head> a ring mail coif (brand new)
<worn on body> a ring mail hauberk (used)
<worn about body> a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms> a pair of ring mail sleeves (used)
<worn on hands> a pair of ring mail gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs> a pair of ring mail leggings (used)
<worn on feet> a black pair of padded boots (brand new)
<worn around neck> a silver cloakpin
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn across back> a quiver
<worn as belt> a plain leather belt
<worn on belt> a butcher's cleaver (brand new)
<worn on belt> a stone
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on belt> a set of lock picks
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver snarls: i did not kill you
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver snarls: but i will
* W C HP:Hurt>
Xel says 'well your little bitch shaman here is a ho'
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver snarls: just keep that in mind
* W C HP:Hurt>
Xel says 'she starts shit with me so i start with her'
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver smiles viciously.
* W C HP:Hurt>gig
Xel says 'o shut the fuck up zver'
* W C HP:Hurt>
You giggle.
* W C HP:Hurt>stat
OB: 42%, DB: 21%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 15. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 51,302 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
# Hmmm lost the grand total of 1K!
* W C HP:Hurt>
Zver snarls: no no no
* W C HP:Hurt>
Dåburå growls: you didnt need to burn his corpse, im sure it wasnt that great of eq
Xel says 'iam sick your mouth now already'
* W C HP:Hurt>
Dåburå drinks water from a water skin.
Zver snarls: just a little respect ,,,
* W C HP:Hurt>say you will die xel :-). I think Deimus likes Xelxp
Ok.
* W C HP:Fine>say for one :)
Xel says 'for you dumass info ya newbie's'
Ok.
* W C HP:Fine>
Zver falls down laughing.
* W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'your equ is still thier'
* W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'ya ho'
* W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå growls: eq is where?
* W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'you dont know jack about this game'
* W C HP:Fine>
Xel stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* W C HP:Fine>
Xel leaves south.
* W C HP:Fine>
Zver tells you 'deimus is a good idea'
# We spam darktree
You follow Dåburå.
Tunnel
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
Dåburå is standing here.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå looks around him.
# Spamreveal session starts. The following goes in between
# the spamequipping.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel falls down laughing.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'dum ho's'
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå growls: UUUUUUUUS A HOOOOOOOOOOO
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå growls: ho!
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'i dont like you'
o W C HP:Fine>
You are slapped by Xel.
o W C HP:Fine>slap xel
You slap Xel.
o W C HP:Fine>say i dont like u either
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine>smile
Xel says 'you started shit with me'
o W C HP:Fine>
You smile viciously.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå slaps himself, really strange...
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'specialy by takeing someone away from me'
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel shakes his head at Dåburå.
o W C HP:Fine>gig
You giggle.
o W C HP:Fine>hug dabura
You hug him.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'thats aight tho dabura'
o W C HP:Fine>say I took u away from Xel! He loves you!
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå hugs Xel.
o W C HP:Fine>gig
You giggle.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel cringes away from Dåburå in mortal terror.
o W C HP:Fine>reveal belt
Xel shakes his head.
o W C HP:Fine>/Dåburå growls: nobody has ever fought over me before!
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå blushes.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'and dont ever say iam lame'
# OK lemme think about it....
o W C HP:Fine>
An orc sentry has arrived.
An orc sentry awkwardly draws a short spear.
o W C HP:Fine>
An orc sentry says 'I'm in Goblin Gate to protect you.'
#
You're kidding me :P
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel shakes his fists in your face; you see the menace in his eyes.
o W C HP:Fine>lick dabura
You lick him.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'ya little ho orc'
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine>say yeah right
Ok.
Xel says 'dont pis me off again'
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine>gig xel
You giggle at his silly antics.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'i will take it out on dabura too'
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå gives you a pair of rigid leather sleeves.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå cringes in terror!
o W C HP:Fine>yawn
You yawn. Feeling bored?
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'altho i dont wana , cuz i know he is just being a little prick right now'
o W C HP:Fine>wear skin
You fasten a water skin on your belt.
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå growls: no need for that!
o W C HP:Fine>eq
Dåburå growls: name calling!
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå sniffs sadly.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'iam dispointed in you dabura'
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine>t dabura Is that guy even half serious? :-)
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel shakes his head.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå apologizes profusely to Xel, and begs for forgiveness.
o W C HP:Fine>
Saving Aino.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'dont paologize to me'
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå bursts into tears.
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'bull shit dabura'
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå tells you 'i think he is!'
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'you know i was gonna get you a fucken blankened spear'
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'god bro'
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå growls: wow really
Xel says 'you dont even fucken trust me'
o W C HP:Fine>t dabura this is unbelievable :-). I mean I have psycology student friends who'd love to have him as a case.
Xel says 'now thats the fucken lame part'
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå points his finger at you and laughs. What have you done now?
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå tells you 'rofl'
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'and you fucken exp with this dick'
o W C HP:Fine>gig
You giggle.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel shakes his head.
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Dåburå growls: well i forgot about blackened spear!
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'no point'
o W C HP:Fine>t zver OK Xel is certifiably nuts :-)
No-one by that name here...
o W C HP:Fine>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine>
Xel says 'ya wana know why i gave gbs to sloshed'
o W C HP:Fine>8
chan spell norm
Ok.
\|/-\|Xel says 'cuz i thought he was my fucken friend'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: because he iis high level
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'but now i see his real side too'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'its happen to me so many times now'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: i dont judge anyone to tell you the truth
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'iv given shit to lowyn/morgan/shultz/waldo/'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'fucken alot of people'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'and they all backstab me'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'they fuck me over'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå says 'Perhaps you should learn the art of backstabbing...'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel shakes his head.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'not that ya dumass'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'you know what i fucken mean'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå falls down laughing.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: im j/k
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: the point is xel
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: you wanted to tp
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: aino wanted to xp
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'na'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: so i xp!
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'i was trying to xp you dumass'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>prac
Dåburå growls: no you left with ruol
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
/Xel says 'why do you think i was trying to kill gnarled'
Xel says 'yes cuz you left me '
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: yeah we tried to kill gnarled for 2 HOURS STRAIIGHT
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'i was trying for over a hour to get that shadow to exp you'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: so for 2 hours straight ii got zero xp
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'yes FOR YOU'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orc-guard has arrived from the north.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'well sorry'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: and then you saidi FUCKIT
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'i ant super man'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'yes and i tryed to use other shadows'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'but you diped '
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'so '
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orc-guard leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'thats ya proplem'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: we both dipped
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: pukes came
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'na na '
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: then gnarled regened
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Dåburå growls: so we couldnt kill him
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'whateva man'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Xel says 'i go exp solo i guess'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå tells you 'did you have anything else?'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>t dabura Listen I can go away if you want. It is np
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'i guess youd rather fuck around with a ho'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>t dabura i am set... small stuff, could use a pack or a sack
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel falls down laughing.
Xel says 'a guy who is trying to be a girl'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Dåburå looks around him.
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel giggles.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say I AM a girl :-)
Xel says 'gay little ho'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say thankyouverymuch!
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'yea sure'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'i bet'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå points his finger at Xel and laughs obnoxiously.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>gig
You giggle.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>la
You fall down laughing.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'you a guy in rl proply 100%'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say hidden issues, Xel? :)
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'unless you some hermaphrodite'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: wow that was a big word
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'thats aight tho dabura'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'you just like everyone els i know'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: why? i like girls!
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say He can spell! Look!
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'ya all fuck me over'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå spanks you on your butt. Is it your birthday?
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel shakes his head.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå falls down laughing.
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
examine
Tunnel
Like the walls of an ornate tribe of beasts, the irregular walls here are
decorated with the imprints of fossilized creatures. Perhaps shaped in
random patterns to our civilized eyes, who knows what song they sing to
an unknown entity.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
Dåburå, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here.
Xel, wielding a dark broadsword, is standing here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: im not fucking you over man, im trying to get re exp from when i lost level
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: you know what isi fucked up?
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'na bro'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'you used me already'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'so i guess your done '
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: so you are saying, i should never group with anyone else
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: but you
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'i will let you go play with the littlte he-she'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel shakes his head.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'no i never siad that'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
An orkish scout leaves north.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'but whateva'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå says 'Aino is an adult female Orc.'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'bye bye little ho'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'yea yea sure'
Dåburå snickers softly.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel says 'and bye bye trader'
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel shakes his head at Dåburå.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Xel leaves south.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>faint
You faint dead away...
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: damn that would be a great log
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say I logged it
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå falls down laughing.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say Mind if I post it later?
Ok.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Dåburå growls: post away!
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>stat
OB: 36%, DB: 31%, PB: 42%, Armour: 26%. Wimpy: 15. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 51,302 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- detect magic
- armour
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You are now a member of Dåburå's group.
o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
# Why am I even bothering to post this lame log? Because after
# a long time of playing, this has got to be the saddest most
# pathetic thing I've seen on this game. And, Deimus? Send me mail, plz.
# I got 30 silver waiting for you.