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# LOVE HURTS...
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Orc Guard Room
A studded leather belt has been left here.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
Exits: South [West] Up.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o>u
Behind the Crack
Michelle the Black Númenórean (mi) is SLEEPING here.
Exits: [South] Down.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

o>wa
stand
look mi
You are already awake...

o>
You are already standing.

o>
You see nothing special about her.
Michelle the Black Númenórean Mercenary (mi) has several bruises.

o>wa mi
You wake her up.

o>
Michelle (mi) clambers on her feet.

o>'Hi!
Ok.

o>drop barrel
You drop the barrel.

o>'drink!
Ok.

o>grin
You grin evilly.

o>drink barrel
You drink the beer.
You feel drunk.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.

o>
Michelle (mi) says 'huh?'

o>
Saving Kraz.

o>drink barrel
Your stomach can't contain anymore!

o>l
Behind the Crack
A beer barrel has been left here.
Michelle the Black Númenórean (mi) is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

o>'We party
Ok.

o>
Michelle (mi) lights a lantern.

*>dance mi
You dance around with her.

*>'Kraz make good party
Ok.

*>
Michelle (mi) drinks beer from a barrel.

*>
Michelle (mi) says 'WhAA*HIC*sSUUUUP!!'
*>emote staggers around making funny noises
You try to, but in your state, you probably got it wrong.

*>
Michelle (mi) tries to express something, but due to her intoxicated state,
you don't quite understand her.

*>gig mi
You giggle at her silly antics.

*>drink beer
Your stomach can't contain anymore!

*>
You are slapped by Michelle (mi).

*>stagger michelle
You stagger around, until Michelle (mi) comes to give you a hand of support.

*>
Michelle (mi) staggers around and blindly crashes into you, breaking a few of
your ribs.

*>fart
Where are your manners?

*>
You are slapped by Michelle (mi).

*>
You are slapped by Michelle (mi).

*>
You are slapped by Michelle (mi).

*>'Lets make loooove!
Ok.

*>love mi
You tell your true feelings to Michelle (mi).

*>
Michelle (mi) bursts into tears.

*>
Michelle (mi) bursts into tears.

*>
You are slapped by Michelle (mi).

*>
Woland narrates 'bww, relim is on and was in necro'

*>purr mi
You rub up against her and purr softly.

*>sni
You snicker softly.
*>
Michelle (mi) fails to hit you.

* HP:Fine Michelle (mi):Fine>bash dis mi
Michelle (mi) PANICS, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
Michelle leaves down.

o HP:Fine>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

o HP:Fine>scout d
You quietly scout downwards...

Orc Guard Room
A studded leather belt has been left here.
The corpse of *a Woman* is lying here.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.

You stop scouting.

o HP:Fine>
Saving Kraz.

o HP:Fine>laugh
You fall down laughing.