Funny shit
posted by Deimus
2001-11-01 23:23:03
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just something i found funny, not involving skill in anyway :P
o W S C>
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see:
   - a track of an Orc coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a young ranger leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of the hardened ranger leading south (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of the hardened ranger leading south (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of a pack horse leading south (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of the hardened ranger leading north (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of the hardened ranger leading north (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* leading south (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Elf* coming from the north (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of a young ranger leading north (done less than 6 hours ago).
   - a track of a trained horse leading south (done less than 12 hours ago).

You stop searching, you don't seem to find anything else.

o W S C>The Lane
Exits: =North= East =South= West.

o W S C>The Lane
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: =North= East =South=.

* W S C>
A young ranger has arrived from the south.

* W S C>The Lane
Exits: =North= East =South=.
Saving Deimus.

o W S C>In a Light Forest
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Exits: North West.

o W S C>In a Light Forest
Exits: North South West.

o W S C>The Lane
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: =North= East =South=.
*a Man* leaves east.
*a Man* leaves east.
*a Man* leaves east.

* W S C>backstab *man*
Backstab whom?

* W S C>In a Light Forest
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: North South West.

* W S C>backstab *man*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

Your victim has disappeared!
*a Man* leaves north.
*a Man* leaves north.
*a Man* leaves north.

o W S C>
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o W S C>In a Light Forest
Exits: North South West.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o W S C>In a Light Forest
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* W S C>backstab *man*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...
*a Man* says 'where is the road'

*a Man* makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a black runed dagger in
his back.
You feel more experienced.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

* W S C>
*a Man* says 'let me lead'

* W S C>In a Light Forest
Exits: East South West.

o W S C>In a Light Forest
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C>backstab *man*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a Man* makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a black runed dagger in
his back.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

* W S C>*a Man* says 'hsaet'
In a Light Forest
Exits: East South West.

o W S C>In a Light Forest
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S C>backstab *man*
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a Man* makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a black runed dagger in
his back.
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

o W S C>
Cagim narrates 'morning'

o W S C>
Ok.

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Deimus2001-11-01 23:23:45
and two of them redied like 20 minutes later 1w of this room :P
ganon2001-11-02 00:02:48
who were they?nice too hehe
Unknown2001-11-02 00:24:33
The first death was funny. The second death is not something to brag about. Since they had problems finding the road, they would have problems finding their corpses as well. And it seems you just waited for them to come back?
Re: Unknown (As2001-11-02 00:29:48
Do you really think an orc would hang out for 20 ticks waiting for even 10 newbies to repeat kill? Do you really think any orc would think that was worth the risk? Do you REALLY think the 1st death was funnier than the 2nd? And you should really talk about problems, considering you have problems finding your own name!
hate2001-11-02 00:40:01
Rocking, just rocking :)
Remains me my first *enemy* meet on mume :)
Unknown2001-11-02 00:43:03
so fucking rocking deimus, but can't beat me ye 'ol unknown!
grey cloaked el2001-11-02 02:11:26
prolly newbies who started out in safe havens... guess deimus don't have to walk so far now.
Gothia2001-11-02 02:32:00
I beat you when i got 4 pukes all stading in the same room !
Dramon2001-11-02 02:49:32
i did that to legend halfelf + dwarf highlevel and some level 8 woman at rdell.. but the problem was that the dwarf only ate 2 stabs to bad.. and halfelf sensed my stab on wounded.. =P
Lochdale2001-11-02 07:40:05
The more I read about you Deimus the more I think you are one incredible arsehole with some profound self-esteem issues. You have bitched about the rangers because GH is no longer your personal newbie killing ground. This game is not just for you sunshine. Newbies are needed, no matter how clueless. A mud without newbies is a stagnant mud which in turn will be a dead mud. I am not one to talk about pk but I have fought you several times Deimus and I found you to be rather predictable and far too easy. Perhaps newbies are what you need to make you feel better?
Sleth2001-11-02 10:19:22
Oh Lochdale shutup, if you failed to see the humour in the log then don't comment and save yourself from embrassement!
Gilenhel2001-11-02 12:38:26
humour? all logs of deimus are same;he mus be clown!
Sleth2001-11-02 13:19:11
I think hate saw the log for what it was, it brought back memories from 92 when I would venture forth from bree's safety not knowing what an orc was.
Unknown2001-11-02 14:13:21
What is, actually, so funny about newbies too clueless to know what an orc or backstab is, dying?
Sleth2001-11-02 14:32:45
Your commenting as an unknown is by far funnier!
Gift2001-11-02 14:35:34
nice going .... must be really NEWBIES!
The Dwarf2001-11-02 15:15:22
I had a helluva time running back to Bree after your stabs Dramon :)
what with the 3 - 4 orcs chaising me all the way to neni :)
dispater2001-11-02 15:38:09
i liked this part: * W S C>*a Man* says 'hsaet'

Gonfor2001-11-02 16:06:06
I don't know whose playing ability is more questionable: the newbies for standing there and letting themselves get whacked or for Deimus for tracking an enemy he just watched leave north (i.e. * W S C>backstab *man* You begin to move silently to the back of your victim... Your victim has disappeared!
*a Man* leaves north.
*a Man* leaves north.
*a Man* leaves north. o W S C>You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks... *cackle*).
Wryak2001-11-02 17:55:56
Only time Lochdale gets to fight someone is during a Breeraid, breelegends HO!
Lochdale2001-11-02 19:38:20
Wryak: Have to disagree with you there but maybe you just talk before you think.
Sleth: If you think these logs are funny then I guess you and Deimus have a lot in common...comfort.
tushie-->Lochda2001-11-03 00:00:57
First comment I disagree with, not the content but I think it was out of place
Second comment is insult with well written rebuttle

Just some feedback, keep the wity comments coming
Deimus2001-11-03 01:00:21
lochdale go fuck yourself :)
Sleth2001-11-05 07:33:24
Lochdale was right we do have something in common. Hey Lochdale go fuck yourself :o)
Lochdale2001-11-05 16:41:17
Good response lads, confirms that I'm dealing with teenagers. When in doubt, just swear and your problems will go away. Why doesn't Deimus post a kill of something over level 10? Hell even a mob would do. Whois Sleth?
Sleth2001-11-06 08:35:27
Lets reiterate that, Lochdale go fuck yourself. And contrary to your comment, it's a retort I reserve for clueless teens like yourself. I whole heartily recommend you take a scout to BM before making insults.
Lochdale2001-11-06 19:47:19
Real deep Sleth. Notice that I have not reverted to cursing. Its usually a sign that one is running out of responses. Getting a scout to BM in winter is not a tremendous achievement in and of itself. Indeed, was it not Deimus who cried the loudest when they upgraded the non-existent defense of BM? Killing newbies in BM as your MO does not engender much respect, but to have the gall to complain about managements response suggest a deep immaturity on Deimus's part. As I said earlier, its not your game sunshine. And Sleth, if by telling me to "fuck myself" is your balanced response then I will happily rest on the merits of my arguments.
Lochdale2001-11-06 19:47:25
Real deep Sleth. Notice that I have not reverted to cursing. Its usually a sign that one is running out of responses. Getting a scout to BM in winter is not a tremendous achievement in and of itself. Indeed, was it not Deimus who cried the loudest when they upgraded the non-existent defense of BM? Killing newbies in BM as your MO does not engender much respect, but to have the gall to complain about managements response suggest a deep immaturity on Deimus's part. As I said earlier, its not your game sunshine. And Sleth, if by telling me to "fuck myself" is your balanced response then I will happily rest on the merits of my arguments.
Sleth2001-11-07 14:15:45
Just keep telling yourself that over and over in your head, apprently it works Lochdale.
Lochdale2001-11-07 17:28:31
Can you give an intelligent response Sleth or are glib comments your best bet? Just realized that Deimus used to play Ulfang, (the poor man's Grang) whom I killed several times with my orc. This log is par for the course for this half-wit.
An angry rabbit2001-11-08 10:16:28
Please guys, you're making me angry :(
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