The Shity Situation.
posted by Kroom
2000-05-25 18:36:06
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Sometimes, you just can't have enough bad luck. First i died 4 times to whities
I died to pukes.
So I went to get myself a wooden wall. I bought some plain eq from shop,a
fang and black metal shield. While I was in outpost, it repopped and I was
face to face with officer with my shity eq.

I have cut out the beginnig.


o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>exa orc
This heavily-muscled orc seems to have a permanent snarl affixed to his
face.
He lacks the facial tattoos of the Uruk-tarkhnarb --- he appears to be a
member of the Zaugurz tribe from the north.
A Zaugurz officer has several bruises.
A Zaugurz officer is using: 
<wielded>            a cruelly-spiked mace
<worn as shield>     a wooden wall shield (used)
<worn on head>       a great helm (used)
<worn on arms>       a pair of vambraces (brand new)

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You don't see anything.

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your right arm.

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's right arm and tickle it.

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a cruelly-spiked mace
a pair of vambraces (used)
a great helm (used)

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's right foot and tickle it.

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>g mace corpse
You get a cruelly-spiked mace from the corpse of a Zaugurz officer.

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>draw mace
You remove a nasty orkish fang.
You awkwardly wield a cruelly-spiked mace, looking very evil-minded.

o S C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your body.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>stat
OB: 58%, DB: 57%, PB: 55%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 131,127 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 3. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>df
You remove a cruelly-spiked mace.
You masterfully wield a nasty orkish fang, looking very evil-minded.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>dro mace
i
You drop the mace.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
A Zaugurz officer crushes your right foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
You are carrying:
a wooden wall shield (used)

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's body and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>dro wall
You drop the shield.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>stat
OB: 55%, DB: 57%, PB: 68%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 131,041 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 3. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>cul
You muster all of your concentration...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your scratches and bruises disappear.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>who legend
Legends
-------
      Dos Equis 
      Shrew the Sower of Death 
      Astor the Black 
      Shadrach hates socialists 
      Morris the Dark Crusader 
      Brazoragh The Small Devil 
      Kroom the Burglaraizer 
      Tairach the Unholy Knight 
      Kurva The Goblin King 
      Kozlor the Uruk-hai 
      Dispater Dreamreaver, Warpig Minister of Offense 

11 players on.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>t morris kle, saad outposti
juures aidata ? <---Here i asked morris for help.
Ok.
You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's right arm and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Hurt>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's body and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>t morris ma kinni siin <---I am stuck...
Ok.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Morris}.

Morris tells you 'puked persses etkel' <---Can't translate that :)

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
A Zaugurz officer crushes your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Morris}.

Morris tells you 'mul endal ka vaja minna sinna'
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's right foot and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>nar help needed at outpost
Ok.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Icy a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's left leg.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>stat
OB: 55%, DB: 57%, PB: 68%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 130,784 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 3. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's body and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
Tairach narrates 'huw many outpost?'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>nar i am stuck in there
Ok.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's left leg.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's body.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
Diamonium narrates 'WTF FREEZE'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
Daimyo narrates 'i think elf tracking me'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
Dos narrates 'they got out from crack again :P'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's right foot.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's body.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Wounded>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's body.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Dispater narrates 'toker near crack anyone come?'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Shadrach narrates 'nothing outspost dammit'
You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's left arm and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Diamonium narrates 'ganur galadon glader alveon toker - outside crack'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>stat

Hark narrates 'if link would let fa comb...'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's left arm and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Ooops! 
You fumble... and hit yourself HARD!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>whe
You are too busy right now!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>cul
You muster all of your concentration...

A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your left leg and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>cul
You muster all of your concentration...

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You have a sudden lapse of memory... 
Your spell backfired! 
You feel drained.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>rep

You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's head and tickle it.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You can't do that while
fighting.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>nar i am bad at outpost

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Morris}.
Ok.
Morris tells you 'kogun move siis bashin'<---Morris will rest some moves here to bash banded.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's right foot.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Shadrach narrates 'pukes there?'

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
A Zaugurz officer crushes your left foot and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>nar stuck in there
Ok.

o S C HP:Bad Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your body and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Morris narrates 'nope'

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>nar no  pukes
Ok.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's body.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>nar mobs
Ok.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Diamonium}.

Diamonium tells you 'ouch..inside?'
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>nar me awful
Ok.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's body and shatter it.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Diamonium}.

Diamonium tells you 'and poped?'

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>
Diamonium narrates 'fuck!:('
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Bad>reply yes

You pierce a Zaugurz officer's body and shatter it.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
Ok.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's left arm and tickle it.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Diamonium}.

Diamonium tells you 'ill try'

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>reply i am awful

Saving Kroom.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
Ok.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
Xerita narrates 'brand new black waraxe by grey spider if anyone wants it'
A Zaugurz officer strongly crushes your head and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's body and shatter it.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
Hark narrates 'wow'

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>#Ok. $korv is now set to
{Diamonium}.

Diamonium tells you 'trying'

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You strongly pierce a Zaugurz officer's right leg and shatter it.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
Pampalini narrates 'elites outside noc'

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You barely pierce a Zaugurz officer's right arm.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>stat
OB: 55%, DB: 57%, PB: 68%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 129,557 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 3. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's left leg and shatter it.
A Zaugurz officer is stunned and will probably die soon.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold a Zaugurz officer:Awful>
You pierce a Zaugurz officer's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear a Zaugurz officer's death cry.
A Zaugurz officer is dead! R.I.P.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of a
Zaugurz officer.
There was 1 silver penny and 25 copper pennies.

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>#Ok. $korv is now set to {Morris}.
corpse (here) : 
a cruelly-spiked mace
a wooden wall shield (used)
a pair of vambraces (brand new)
a great helm (used)

o S C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>rep
21/285 hit, 16/75 mana, and 134/140 moves.

At this pont Morris and Diamonium reached here :)
I died 4 times to whitiegroup at this day. Mobdeath would have been nice ending...
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