* W C>
Elle shivers uncomfortably.
* W C>say this logged!
emote roars: this logged!
Ok.
* W C>exa elle
Elle the Druidess is in an excellent condition.
Elle the Druidess is using:
<wielded> a ceremonial dagger (brand new)
<used as shield> a bejewelled oak staff; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on head> a mithril circlet
<worn on body> a grey tunic (tattered)
<worn about body> a fine grey cloak (used)
<worn on arms> a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands> a thin pair of leather gloves (ragged)
<worn on legs> a black flowing skirt (worn out)
<worn on feet<worn on feet> a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn around neck> a necklace
<worn around neck> a pale blue stone
<worn on wrist> a keyring with several keys and a set of lock picks
<worn on finger> an icy ring
<worn on finger> a jewelled ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn across back> a laced quiver
<worn as belt> a gleaming belt
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a small pouch
<worn on belt> a fragrant-smelling bag
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'hmm'
* W C>say daaaaamn nice eq
Wendle says 'NOOOOO!'
* W C>* W C>emote roars: daaaaamn nice eq
Ok.
* W C>exa wendle
Wendle is a mature male Dwarf.
Wendle Firebeard, 7th Tumunzahar Battalion is in an excellent condition.
Wendle Firebeard, 7th Tumunzahar Battalion is using:
<wielded two-handed> a great warsword (brand new)
<worn on forearm> a metal buckler (brand new)
<worn on head> a horned helmet (brand new)
<worn on body> a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body> a forest green cloak (worn out)
<worn on arms> a pair of plate vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands> a pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs> a pair of plate greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet> a pair of iron-shod boots (used)
<worn around neck> a grotesque necklace filled with ears
<worn around neck> a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist> a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on wrist> a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
<worn on finger> a banded ring
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn across back> a leather backpack
<worn as belt> a gleaming belt
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on belt> a butcher knife (brand new)
* W C>say nice eq wendle
emote roars: nice eq wendle
Ok.
* W C>say ya big fatass
emote roars: ya big fatass
Ok.
Saving Burt.
* W C>exa khazgren
You see nothing special about him.
Khazgren is a youthful male Dwarf.
Khazgren kamikaze, 7th Tumunzahar Battalion is in an excellent condition.
Khazgren kamikaze, 7th Tumunzahar Battalion is using:
<wielded> an iron-shod mace
<worn on forearm> a small metal target shield (brand new)
<worn on body> a white chain mail jerkin (brand new)
<worn about body> a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on hands> a pair of metal gauntlets (used)
<worn on legs> a heavy pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn as belt> a plain leather belt
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on belt> a hooded brass lantern; it is lit
<worn on belt> a fragrant-smelling bag
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'as a senior battalion member i feel its my duty to say
something intelligent and witty.'
* W C>com khazgren
You comfort him.
* W C>eq
Elle chuckles politely.
You are using:
<wielded> an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer
<worn around neck> a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist> a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
<worn on finger> a banded ring
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn across back> a leather backpack
<worn as belt> a broad silver belt
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a large skin
<worn on belt> a gem-inlaid knife (brand new)
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'fak u'
* W C>exa sable
Wendle says 'how's the brain cell working today burt?'
* W C>* W C>pouch (used) :
a receipt for a thin pair of soft leather trousers
a receipt for a thin pair of soft leather boots
a receipt for a thin pair of leather gloves
a receipt for a thin pair of soft leather sleeves
a receipt for an engraved broadsword
a receipt for a pair of snowshoes
a receipt for a fine grey cloak
a receipt for a black warg fur
a receipt for a bejewelled shield
a receipt for a horned helmet
a receipt for a russet cloak
a receipt for a pair of iron-shod boots
a receipt for a pair of plate greaves
a receipt for a thick pair of metal gauntlets
a receipt for a pair of plate vambraces
a receipt for a thick metal breastplate
a wooden push-toy
a ticket for a mountain mule
a coach ticket
a ticket for a mountain mule
a small tin ring
a chunk of metal
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'hmm, i appear to be naked.'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no, fak u!'
* W C>say no, fak u!
emote roars: no, fak u!
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren glances at himself.
* W C>* W C>
Elle giggles.
* W C>* W C>
Wolfgar narrates 'anyone have engraved hammer or heavy star spare?'
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'u freak '
* W C>say faaaker
emote roars: faaaker
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'dont patronize me, elf'
* W C>spank elle
Khazgren says 'jandor asks me what we are doing.'
* W C>* W C>
You spank her on her rear end.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'fak u!!!!!!'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no, fak u!'
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>say tell jandor we are runking
emote roars: tell jandor we are runking
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
Wendle seems to be blinded!
* W C>howl
Elle purrs softly 'fak u!'
* W C>* W C>
You howl triumphantly.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'k, group sex it is'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'hrmf'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no, fak u!'
* W C>say no! fak u!
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>emote roars: no! fak u!
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
You have been blinded!
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>howl
You howl triumphantly.
Someone purrs softly 'fak u!'
o W C>say fak u!
emote roars: fak u!
Ok.
o W C>spank elle
That person is not here to be spanked.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'this is really not fair'
o W C>spank me
spank me
You smack yourself on the butt.
o W C>o W C>
You smack yourself on the butt.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'haha'
o W C>say wooo!
emote roars: wooo!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Elle narrates '3 blind dwarves'
o W C>say i can still spank myself!
emote roars: i can still spank myself!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Cerl narrates 'can you use poison spell to poison food and water?'
o W C>nar elle bashed
Wendle narrates 'sittin in a tree'
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Elle narrates 'see how they run!'
o W C>nar hit hit
Ok.
o W C>nar hit
Ok.
o W C>k elle
b
They aren't here.
o W C>o W C>bash
Bash what or whom?
o W C>l
You are inside.
o W C>fart elle
You spin about, trying to take aim, but cannot find your target.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'oooh'
o W C>o W C>
Wendle narrates 'rem blind me rdell!'
o W C>fart me
You try and try to make your fart silent, hoping no one smells it.
o W C>l
Someone says 'im blinded'
o W C>o W C>
You are inside.
o W C>o W C>
Aesdana narrates 'any castor can join krakken group?'
o W C>say you mean cure blind?
emote roars: you mean cure blind?
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'hehe'
Someone says 'i got my vision back already!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'arggh, who pulled my pants down'
o W C>slap wendle
How about slapping someone in the same room as you?
o W C>stat
OB: 125%, DB: 7%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- blindness
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the words 'judicandus noselacri'
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.
Your vision returns!
* W C>l
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
Elle the Elf is standing here trying to concentrate.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
* W C>say wendle
Wendle says 'no, rem blind'
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren shaces after someone and trips on his pulled down pants.
* W C>emote roars: wendle
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle peers at himself, trying to understand what he's up to.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'fak u!'
* W C>say your balls are showing
emote roars: your balls are showing
Ok.
Elle purrs softly 'he lies'
* W C>exa 2.sable
pouch (used) :
a receipt for a thin, soft leather jerkin
a receipt for a hard leather cap
a huge silvery bracer
* W C>exa backpack
backpack (used) :
a stone
a fragrant-smelling bag
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no, fak u!'
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'no fak u!'
* W C>* W C>
Torvax narrates 'any1 have key to gilded'
* W C>say no, fak u!
emote roars: no, fak u!
Ok.
* W C>fart wendle
Khazgren sits down and rests.
You turn your bottom toward him and fart. Trying to make a statement?
* W C>* W C>
Wendle covers his genitals.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'no, fuk u!'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'jandor is joining us.'
* W C>laugh wendle
l
You point your finger at him and laugh.
* W C>* W C>Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is resting here.
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
* W C>say i write him mail
emote roars: i write him mail
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'i shouldnt have been so descriptive'
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
You have been blinded!
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>write HI! @jandor
Write your message to @jandor.
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Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
Someone says 'no no no'
Someone farts loudly. How rude!
Someone farts loudly. How rude!
Someone farts loudly. How rude!
Someone farts loudly. How rude!
Message written.
o W C>l
You are inside.
o W C>say all done
emote roars: all done
Ok.
o W C>l
You are inside.
Someone stinks.
o W C>whe
Players in your zone
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Khazgren - somewhere
Wendle - somewhere
Burt - somewhere
Elle - somewhere
Lore - somewhere
o W C>o W C>
Khazgren yells 'Aaaaaaagh!'
o W C>burp
You burp loudly.
o W C>o W C>
Saving Burt.
o W C>yell Gllyllyllyllyll
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the words 'judicandus noselacri'
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the words 'judicandus noselacri'
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.
Your vision returns!
* W C>stat
OB: 145%, DB: 27%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
* W C>say woooo!
Elle begins some strange incantations...
Wendle yells 'Raiders to the rescue!'
emote roars: woooo!
Ok.
* W C>inf
You are a male Dwarf.
You are 34 years, 2 months, and 8 days old.
You have played 4 days and 14 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Burt Broadbelly (level 28).
You are four feet ten and weigh sixteen stone and four pounds.
Perception: vision 35, hearing 0, smell -25. Alertness: normal.
You must have been sent to Arda to free it from the sorrows that weigh upon it.
You are welcome in Bree, Fornost, the Grey Havens, Rivendell, Tharbad, and the
Blue Mountains.
Your equipment weighs sixty-five pounds. A tad uncomfortable, bu
Your equipment weighs sixty-five pounds. A tad uncomfortable, but no problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:13 Wis:9 Dex:15 Con:18 Wil:15 Per:12.
Offensive Bonus: 145%, Dodging Bonus: 27%, Parrying Bonus: 13%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 379/379 hit, 68/68 mana, and 145/145 movement points.
Your mood is aggressive.
You will fight to the death.
You have scored 8,883,022 experience points and you have 39,346 travel points.
You have fought various battles for the armies of the West.
You need 566,978 exp. points and 654 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 261 gold coins, 1 silver penny, and 86 copper pennies.
You are speaking Westron.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.
* W C>
Elle utters the words 'judicandus noselacri'
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'hehe'
* W C>* W C>
Elle yells 'Ho!'
* W C>pk
trophy #
*** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)
| 1, 0%, #Goretongue | 2, 0%, #Cronus |
| 1, 0%, #Sploogey | 1, 0%, #Reef |
| 1, 0%, #Monster | 1, 0%, #Juko |
| 1, 0%, #Tharl | 1, 0%, #Jatte |
| 1, 0%, #Ughlor | 1, 0%, #Ulfhild |
| 1, 0%, #Snoochy | 1, 0%, #Macros |
| 1, 0%, #Peto | 1, 0%, #Forek |
| 1, 0%, #Ardere | 1, 0%, #Splooge |
| 1, 0%, #Aol | 1, 0%, #Tudoc |
| 1, 0%, #Riceball | 3, 0%, #Spears |
| 1, 0%, #Yuppie | 1, 0%, #Wilma |
| 1, 0%, #Thorkell | 2, 0%, #Ohrgak |
| 1, 0%, #Knold | 1, 0%, #Woofer |
| 1, 0%, #Nushenak | 1, 0%, #Mommy |
| 1, 0%, #Echo | 1, 0%, #Muffin |
| 1, 0%, #Daz | 3, 0%, #Stah |
| 1, 0%, #Tragg | 1, 0%, #Brutux |
| 2, 0%, #Gravel | 1, 0%, #Blomma |
| 1, 0%, #Julie | 1, 0%, #Ecko |
| 4, 0%, #Wroom | 1, 0%, #Karamellkungen |
* W C>* W C>
Wendle snickers softly.
* W C>ca
cha mood agg
Ok.
* W C>stat
OB: 145%, DB: 27%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren yells 'Khnzm,egen, I wilk Cile yQWo for THks!'
* W C>dwar
l
yell Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!
Ok.
* W C>* W C>Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren sits down and rests.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'richie not ocming back moan!!!!!!!'
* W C>french arwen
You give Arwen Undomiel a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
You are slapped by Arwen Undomiel.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'he lied!'
* W C>howl
You howl triumphantly.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle yells 'uhm, Raiders to the rescue!'
* W C>say she slapped me!
Khazgren says 'ooh, arwen joins us'
* W C>* W C>Khazgren stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
emote roars: she slapped me!
Ok.
* W C>howl
You howl triumphantly.
* W C>say ooooo
emote roars: ooooo
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Elle kisses Arwen Undomiel passionately.
Arwen Undomiel slaps Elle.
* W C>say a sexy pelf too
emote roars: a sexy pelf too
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Elle giggles.
* W C>laugh elle
You point your finger at her and laugh.
* W C>* W C>
Elle licks Arwen Undomiel.
* W C>say NICE
emote roars: NICE
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren kisses Arwen Undomiel passionately.
Elle kisses Arwen Undomiel.
Arwen Undomiel slaps Khazgren.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'uuh oh, bitchslap time'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle licks his mouth and smiles.
* W C>* W C>
Elle giggles.
* W C>kiss arwen
You kiss her.
* W C>* W C>
Elle kisses Arwen Undomiel passionately.
Arwen Undomiel slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Elle leaves south.
A pack horse leaves south.
* W C>* W C>
Elle has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
* W C>hkiss arwen
You bend over the fair hand of Arwen Undomiel and lightly kiss it.
Arwen Undomiel turns her face away from you and blushes.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle kisses Arwen Undomiel.
* W C>* W C>
Elle winks at Arwen Undomiel.
* W C>* W C>
You begin to feel thirsty.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'wheres elrond?'
* W C>say ooo
emote roars: ooo
Ok.
* W C>say she likes me
dk
emote roars: she likes me
Ok.
* W C>* W C>drink skin
You drink the water.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle kisses Arwen Undomiel passionately.
Arwen Undomiel slaps Wendle.
* W C>* W C>
Galurin narrates 'bn lb'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* W C>* W C>
Elle kneels down and lightly kisses Arwen Undomiel's hand.
Arwen Undomiel turns her face away from Elle and blushes.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle slaps Arwen Undomiel.
* W C>nar galurin lb
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle punches Arwen Undomiel on her arm.
* W C>* W C>
Legoles narrates 'where do you get key for gilded?'
* W C>* W C>
Elle nibbles on Arwen Undomiel's ear.
* W C>who l
Legends
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Galurin son of Ginlon, Prince of Noldo
Norglin Shadowstorm, Berserker of the Lone-Lands
Wendle Firebeard, 7th Tumunzahar Battalion
Golasgil the Bitter
Zartran Hammerfist of the Wind
Aesdana *
Silwyth Kinnoth, leader of the House of Kinnoth
Burt Broadbelly
Elle the Druidess
Ypsilon Valheru, Smith of the Gwaith-i-Mirdain
10 players on.
* W C>* W C>
Orald narrates 'anyone have arth they're looking to trade?'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle hugs Arwen Undomiel.
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>l
Djarum narrates 'crow'
* W C>* W C>Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>spit arwen
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
You spit on her.
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>* W C>
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'crazy elves'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren slaps Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
* W C>slap elle
You slap Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Elle slaps Khazgren.
* W C>slap khazgren
You slap Khazgren.
* W C>bd elle
Khazgren points his finger at Elle and laughs obnoxiously.
bash disengage elle
You need a shield to do that successfully.
You are slapped by Elle.
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
Khazgren seems to be blinded!
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'haha'
* W C>l
Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'moron elf cant even blind a dumb troll'
* W C>clap elle
You clap for her.
Khazgren says 'doh'
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'laugh again buddy boy!'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle falls down laughing.
* W C>gig
You giggle.
* W C>say haha
emote roars: haha
Ok.
* W C>l
Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'uhmmm'
* W C>* W C>
Elle giggles.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle points his finger at Elle and laughs obnoxiously.
* W C>eq
You are using:
<wielded> an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer
<worn around neck> a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist> a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
<worn on finger> a banded ring
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn across back> a leather backpack
<worn as belt> a broad silver belt
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a large skin
<worn on belt> a gem-inlaid knife (brand new)
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'i cant see anybody'
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Wendle leaves south.
* W C>l
Wendle has arrived from the south.
* W C>* W C>Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Khazgren is standing here.
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Wendle is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Feiht narrates 'where is bakery from weapon shop in tbad?= /'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle giggles.
Elle purrs softly 'u too!'
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Wendle leaves south.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle has arrived from the south.
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren walks towards where he last saw elle, walking into the wall.
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle leaves south.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle has arrived from the south.
* W C>sniff wendle
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
You sniff him.
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
Wendle seems to be blinded!
* W C>
Entreri narrates 'is there a secret openign at the waterfall near fnost?'
* W C>
Wendle falls down laughing.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle leaves south.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle has arrived from the south.
* W C>* W C>
Elle giggles.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'ack'
* W C>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Khazgren - Private Cubicle
Wendle - Private Cubicle
Burt - Private Cubicle
Elle - Private Cubicle
Lore - On a Huge Outcrop of Rock
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'muahaha'
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'you suck elle!'
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
You have been blinded!
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'u suck!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'that was quick blind!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'elle sucks?'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'fak u !'
o W C>write
You've got mail! @khazgren
Someone purrs softly 'fak u!'
o W C>o W C>Write your message to @khazgren.
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: fak u!
fak u!
fak u!
: fak u!
fak u!
fak u!
: fak u!
fak u!
: : : :
: : : : : : %e
Someone says 'no, fak u!'
Someone slaps himself, really strange...
Message written.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'no, fak u!'
o W C>l
You are inside.
o W C>say no, fak u!
Someone says 'how much does that cost?'
emote roars: no, fak u!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'where is the big RQ?'
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'no, fak u!'
o W C>o W C>
Saving Burt.
o W C>emote
You are hungry.
Someone says 'i have money!'
o W C>o W C>
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the words 'qfzahz yaae'
Someone magically creates a mushroom.
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the words 'qfzahz xahzf'
o W C>say action abuse!
emote roars: action abuse!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'he's not coming back the fakker!'
o W C>o W C>
Torvax narrates 'where is the key to gilded located'
o W C>eat mushroom
You can't find a mushroom.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'fak u!'
o W C>say fak u!
emote roars: fak u!
Ok.
o W C>l
You are inside.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'no!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'i scared off RQ'
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly ''fak u!'
o W C>emote
You are hungry.
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'haha'
o W C>sniff
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
o W C>l
You are inside.
o W C>stat
Wendle narrates 'lol'
o W C>o W C>OB: 125%, DB: 7%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- blindness
o W C>o W C>
Wendle narrates 'found bug in game'
o W C>say no we didn't
Someone says 'wohoo, blindness gone'
o W C>o W C>emote roars: no we didn't
Ok.
o W C>say you boob
emote roars: you boob
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Torvax narrates 'thanks'
o W C>o W C>
Djarum narrates 'always nice'
o W C>o W C>
Elle narrates 'bug?'
o W C>stat
Someone says 'lemme join the throng!'
OB: 125%, DB: 7%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- blindness
o W C>say thong?
emote roars: thong?
Ok.
o W C>blink
You blink your eyes innocently.
o W C>point arwen
I should point out to you that that person is not here.
o W C>o W C>
Feiht narrates 'so i found a cockroach'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'whatever'
o W C>nar in my pants!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Wendle narrates 'when you are blind and hungry it says "Someone
You are
hungry"'
o W C>o W C>
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle narrates 'not much of a bug... :p'
* W C>nar i emoted
Ok.
* W C>nar you idiot
Djarum narrates 'laugh'
* W C>* W C>
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Galurin narrates 'Lol'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'hmmm'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle narrates 'bah, you tricked me again!'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'elle, i need your help'
* W C>say rofl
l
emote roars: rofl
Ok.
* W C>* W C>Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Elle the Elf is resting here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle narrates 'my brain cell isnt working toay'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'first, you must tie down wendle.'
* W C>emote R.I.P.
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle narrates 'today'
* W C>stat
OB: 145%, DB: 27%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
* W C>whe
Elle purrs softly 'erk'
* W C>* W C>Wendle cringes in terror!
Players in your zone
--------------------
Khazgren - Private Cubicle
Wendle - Private Cubicle
Burt - Private Cubicle
Elle - Private Cubicle
Lore - The Rivendell Smithy
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'tie me down?'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'second, slowly and carefully, pour hot oil'
* W C>write hi @lore
Write your message to @lore.
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: hi
hi
hi
: hi
hi
: hi
hi
: hi
: hi
hi
: : hi
: : : : : : : : : %e
Message written.
* W C>who g
Ainur
-----
[Mw] Sabadon the Bimbo (Idle)
[Mc] Donutello Yankees Suck! (Idle)
[ M] Humala - Herra Paska (Idle)
3 players on.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'wendle he wants kinky sex w/ u'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'next, help me go do epriest'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'Cerl tells you 'a mumer with a full brain cell? That's an awful
lot...''
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren frantically points to the west.
* W C>write DONUT! @donut
donut is a bad destination.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no!'
* W C>laugh me
You laugh at yourself.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle points to the east.
* W C>* W C>
Neo narrates 'hi'
* W C>* W C>
Elle giggles.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren peers closely at Wendle, trying to figure him out.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle points at himself.
Elle narrates 'N E O'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle points down.
* W C>write DONUT! @donutello
Write your message to @donutello.
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: i love donuts!
i love donuts!
i love donuts!
: i love donuts!
i love donuts!
: i love donuts!
: i love donuts!
: : : : : : : :
: : : *blink*
: %e
Wendle points his finger at Khazgren.
Wendle points his finger at you.
You are slapped by Wendle.
Elle points at herself.
You are slapped by Wendle.
You are slapped by Wendle.
You are slapped by Wendle.
You are slapped by Wendle.
You are slapped by Wendle.
You are slapped by Wendle.
Wendle cackles right in your face, making you jump.
Wendle cackles right in your face, making you jump.
Wendle cackles right in your face, making you jump.
Wendle cackles right in your face, making you jump.
Wendle cackles right in your face, making you jump.
Wendle grabs your hand and flips you in the air, making you dizzy.
Wendle grabs your hand and flips you in the air, making you dizzy.
Wendle grabs your hand and flips you in the air, making you dizzy.
Wendle grabs your hand and flips you in the air, making you dizzy.
Message written.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'he's gonna get spammed'
* W C>
Wendle giggles.
* W C>* W C>
Elle stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* W C>* W C>
Saving Burt.
* W C>* W C>
Elle starts exercising...
* W C>* W C>
Neo narrates ':)'
* W C>say wowsa!
emote roars: wowsa!
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Elle mumbles to herself.
* W C>* W C>
Elle narrates ':)'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle nods in agreement with you.
* W C>* W C>
Elle narrates 'or oen!'
* W C>say nearly full page
Khazgren says 'who does this cerl think he is huh'
* W C>* W C>emote roars: nearly full page
Ok.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'nice eeh?'
* W C>* W C>
Neo narrates 'hehe'
* W C>* W C>
Elle narrates 'hm that doesn't work!'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'some lameass elf'
* W C>* W C>
Elle narrates 'i'm freaking out :)'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'like elle'
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'i say we take this rope, and we string him up!'
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
Wendle seems to be blinded!
* W C>* W C>
Neo narrates 'about what?'
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'mauhaha'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no!'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'fak u!'
* W C>* W C>
Elle narrates 'Neo backwards :)'
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'fak u! fakker!'
* W C>* W C>
Neo narrates 'hehe'
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'no, fak u!'
* W C>* W C>
An elf has arrived from the south.
* W C>* W C>
Neo has arrived from the south.
* W C>* W C>
Elle narrates 'or one neo mixed up :)'
* W C>* W C>
Feiht narrates 'rotfl'
* W C>* W C>
Neo hugs Arwen Undomiel.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle excuses himself, walks away, and returns later, looking much relieved.
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
An elf leaves south.
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
Neo seems to be blinded!
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'weeeeeee'
* W C>* W C>
Neo sniffs sadly.
Elle giggles.
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Illuminati narrates 'its almost emo'
Wendle says 'woohoo!'
Elle utters the words 'judicandus noselacri'
* W C>* W C>
Elle sits down and rests.
* W C>* W C>
Khazgren says 'neo wants to join the kinky sex'
* W C> fart wendle
fart wendle
fart wendle
fart wendle
tackle wendle
tackle wendle
tackle wendle
tackle wendle
spit wendle
spit wendle
spit wendle
spit wendle
spit wendle
sniff wendle
You turn your bottom toward him and fart. Trying to make a statement?
* W C>* W C>
You turn your bottom toward him and fart. Trying to make a statement?
* W C>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
* W C>* W C>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
* W C>
You pick up Wendle and throw him to the ground.
* W C>* W C>
You pick up Wendle and throw him to the ground.
* W C>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
* W C>* W C>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
* W C>
You spit on him.
* W C>* W C>
You spit on him.
* W C>* W C>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
Elle giggles.
* W C>
You spit on him.
* W C>* W C>
You seem to be repeating yourself today.
* W C>Wendle says 'this will be the best log ever'
You sniff him.
* W C>* W C>
Neo says 'eek'
* W C>* W C>
You are surprised to see Wendle pass out cold.
Elle stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* W C>* W C>
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
* W C>hug neo
Elle begins some strange incantations...
* W C>* W C>
You hug him.
* W C>* W C>
Elle utters the word 'noselacri'
You have been blinded!
o W C>howl
Someone says 'elle, you stink!'
o W C>o W C>
You howl triumphantly.
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'nope!'
o W C>say elle smells very bad
emote roars: elle smells very bad
Ok.
Someone says 'women arnt supposed to fart'
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'u stink!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>say hahahaha
Feiht narrates 'thanks for whoever dropped a bhsb at the rest room in tbad =
)'
emote roars: hahahaha
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'i walked in at the wrong time'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'ooh, neo has some ok eq'
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'doh'
o W C>write elle smells bad @neo
Write your message to @neo.
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: ever noticed how bad elle smells
: i think she smells very badly
: i like writing mails just piss friends off
: sorry that you're a victim!
: %e
Someone says 'help! i cant see'
Someone aims a fart at Someone. And you, an innocent bystander...
Someone aims a fart at Someone. And you, an innocent bystander...
Someone aims a fart at Someone. And you, an innocent bystander...
Someone purrs softly 'god i rock'
Someone aims a fart at Someone. And you, an innocent bystander...
Someone says 'fak u!'
Someone says 'enough funny business'
Someone giggles.
Message written.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'this will be the best log ever'
o W C>o W C>
Someone turns his bottom toward you and farts. Must have been at a loss for
words...
o W C>o W C>
Someone turns his bottom toward you and farts. Must have been at a loss for
words...
o W C>o W C>
Elle narrates 'u don't get it a bn vs a warrior :)'
o W C>o W C>
Khazgren narrates 'no pls elle! NOOO, not the hot oil!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>say ahhahahaha
emote roars: ahhahahaha
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone utters the word 'noselacri'
o W C>view warlords
Galurin narrates 'well i wasnt bashing'
*** Warlords hall of fame ***
Armies of the West
1 Throg the Dwarven Warden.
2 Snowy the Noldorin Wizard.
3 Stampe the Harfoot Soldier.
4 Kaldae the Sindarin Priest.
5 Glaran the Dwarven Weaponsmaster.
6 Bifur the Dwarven Priest.
7 Muck the Noldorin Priest.
8 Alfrim the Sindarin Hunter.
9 Elmir the Dunadan Fighter.
10 Ellara the Half-Elven Witch.
Forces of the Dark Lord
1 Dragoth the Orkish Soldier.
2 Ramangth the Black Numenor 2 Ramangth the Black Numenorean Sage.
3 Rasta the Orkish Murderer.
4 Neziel the Orkish Murderess.
*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (70%) *** *** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (70%) ***
Someone purrs softly 'nono none of that!'
*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (70%) *** *** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (70%) ***
Someone says 'NOOOOO1'
*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (70%) ***
5 Ragface the Black Numenorean Envoy.
6 Casque the Black Numenorean Warlock.
7 Smrtak the Orkish Veteran.
8 Mummo the Orkish Veteran.
9 Cagim the Black Numenorean Scholar.
10 Zigurakhor the Black Numenorean Wizard.
o W C>o W C>
Someone giggles.
o W C>o W C>
Someone giggles.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'FAK U!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone burps loudly.
o W C>say FAK U!
Someone purrs softly 'fak u! '
o W C>o W C>emote roars: FAK U!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Galurin narrates 'i was eating spells like crazy, figured no point bashing if
he flees quick'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'big fak there'
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'now they all spam telling you elle!'
o W C>o W C>
Someone falls down laughing.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'no, fak u'
o W C>say no, fak u!
Cerl narrates 'oh, shit. It's winter, and I'm wandering shire....'
emote roars: no, fak u!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Saving Burt.
o W C>stat
OB: 125%, DB: 7%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- blindness
o W C>o W C>
Someone purrs softly 'no fak u!'
o W C>say no, fak u!
emote roars: no, fak u!
Ok.
o W C>o W C>
Someone says 'no fak me!'
o W C>o W C>
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.
* W C>* W C>
Wendle says 'er, u!'
* W C>stat
OB: 145%, DB: 27%, PB: 13%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 566,978 xp, 654 tp. Gold: 261. Alert: normal.
* W C>l
Private Cubicle
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Arwen Undomiel stands here in radiant beauty (glowing).
Elle the Elf is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Wendle is standing here.
Khazgren is standing here.
* W C>* W C>
Elle purrs softly 'no'
Enjoy the shitty format....nobody forced you to read it
Pointlesslog posters HO!
damn i need to sleep