Mume.net - LOG: Love is in the air

*Dork the Troll* 011120

[After playing around bree for a while, dying repeatedly, killing lotsa pukies]
[there was this pelfie who was quite annoying, because he wouldnt do nothing]
[but sanc up and spam blind, even if they were twice as many! So I felt I had]
[to walk up to him and express my feelings!]


* HP:Fine>West Gate of Bree
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
The corpse of a Bree gateguard is lying here.
The corpse of a Bree gateguard is lying here.
The corpse of a mountain mule is lying here.
The corpse of *a Dwarf* is lying here.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper stands here.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
A citizen-mercenary is here, waiting for a job.
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>Main Street
A dark shield lies here reflecting no light.
A forest-green cloak lies here, cleverly camouflaged in this environment.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of soft leather sleeves are lying here.
A green hood lies on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A brown pair of pants are on the ground.
A plain shirt is on the ground.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A pair of smooth boots lie on the ground.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
*Manaja the Sindarin Elf* is standing here.
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Uber the Dwarf* is standing here.
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*an Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
Mr. Mugwort, a busy but friendly hobbit stands here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ South ^West^.

* HP:Fine>
Mr. Mugwort fails to hit you.
You hit Mr. Mugwort's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Mr. Mugwort's death cry.
get coins corpse
Mr. Mugwort is dead! R.I.P.

* HP:Fine>
You spit on him.

* HP:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* slashes your right arm extremely hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Healthy>
You lightly hit *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Manaja the Sindarin Elf* pounds your right foot extremely hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
A Bree guard has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
A Bree guard fails to stab you.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
A Bree guard has arrived from the north.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
Jack Olby has arrived from the north.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You swiftly dodge Jack Olby's attempt to crush you.
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* slashes your body very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
A Bree guard hits your right foot and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>spit kaldae

*Manaja the Sindarin Elf* pounds your right foot extremely hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You spit on him.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>spit kaldae

*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You spit on him.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>smi
You smile viciously.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
Jack Olby crushes your head very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

* HP:Hurt *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
The Chief has arrived from the north.
A Bree guard strongly hits your body and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
The Chief strongly slashes your right foot and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

* HP:Wounded *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Uber the Dwarf* stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Jack Olby crushes your body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>em KALDAE LEARN TO FIGHT
emote borks : KALDAE LEARN TO FIGHT
Ok.

* HP:Wounded *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You dodge a bash from *Manaja the Sindarin Elf* who loses his balance and
falls.

* HP:Wounded *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
A citizen mercenary has arrived from the west.
The Chief slashes your right hand hard.

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>em YOU WIMP!

*Manaja the Sindarin Elf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>emote borks : YOU WIMP!
Ok.

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
A Bree guard lightly stabs your right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
Jätte narrates 'snore stormblast wont gimme lembas'
A citizen mercenary fails to slash you.
Jack Olby crushes your left leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Manaja the Sindarin Elf* pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
Ulfhild yells 'go go dork!'

* HP:Bad *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Kaldae the Sindarin Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Awful *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Dying *Kaldae the Sindarin Elf*:Fine>
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You feel a strong ache there!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


[It WAS worth it!]