Irony lesson!
posted by Dork
2001-11-25 19:33:30
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[Please don't read this as a whine log, i just want you to see the IRONY here!]

[We were 3 legends, 1 olog, a lvl 20 and a lvl 12, stuck in wc at day]
[3 orcs dopped in to say hi, then left again when pukes gathered]
[outside.]

o HP:Fine>l
Ruined Cellar
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
Herman the Hill Troll is standing here.
Fiola is standing here.
Bigge the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Fredsvunta is standing here.
Raglo the Hill Troll is standing here.
*Glaze the Orc* is sitting here.

[THIS IS US!!!]
[one orc was left behind, seems like it couldnt climb, heh heh]


[Pukes outside see orcs leave.]

o>
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* yells 'laugh poor trolls orcs always so wimpy'

[irony alert! irony alert! irony alert!]

o>em heheemote borks : hehe
Ok.

o>
Bigge giggles.

o>
*Glaze the Orc* 8 outside

o>yell heh?
Ok.

o>yell and
Ok.

o>
Fiola giggles.

o>yell elle
Ok.

o>yell is not
Ok.

o>
Herman yells 'here comes the dinasaur'

o>yell wimpy?
Ok.

*Glaze the Orc* more pewks comming from lb

o>yell R O T F L
Ok.

o>
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* yells 'i said orcs'

o>
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* yells 'o '

o>yell i said
Ok.

o>
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* yells 'r'

o>yell you are
Ok.
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* yells 'c'

o>yell a wimp
Ok.
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* yells 's'

o>yell we are
Ok.

o>yell 3
Ok.

o>yell ologs
Ok.

o>yell 2
Ok.

o>yell lowbies
Ok.

o>yell fight us
Ok.

o>yell fairly
Ok.

o>yell if you
Ok.

o>
Ok.

o>yell dare
Ok.

*a Half-Elf* yells 'sec, getting 15'


[5 minutes later]



o>ar!
*Elle the Sindarin Elf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to
the floor!
*a Man* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the floor!
*a Dwarf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the floor!
*Silwyth the Noldorin Elf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes
to the floor!
*a Half-Elf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the floor!
*Khazgren the Dwarf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the
floor!
*Jevon the Half-Elf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the
floor!
You suddenly notice *a Dwarf*.
*a Half-Elf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the floor!
*Zartran the Eriadorian Man* falls off the collapsed stairway above and
crashes to the floor!
*a Man* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to the floor!
*Lews the Sindarin Elf* falls off the collapsed stairway above and crashes to
the floor!

[Elle takes irony to new levels!]

[I'll spare you the look to see how many were glowing and just let]
[you imagine it! :)]
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Thanf2001-11-25 19:51:08
DARN i wasnt named :(
Spears2001-11-25 20:08:17
ROCKS!!! like when Russia attacked Finland!!! few russians against 1 finn :)
Azazello2001-11-25 20:13:42
Thats why puke warlords are below darkie lords. Like huy who isnt even on list would be #6 warlord on puke list.
A Finn2001-11-25 20:30:58
... But then again we kicked some ruskie ass ...
Araldale2001-11-25 20:33:27
they wre 9 and i figured all 5 is ologs, and big chance there portal trapping so 12 vs 9 ain't so bad when i assume all trolls olog but when orcs take off knowing we bout to enter that's not my fault
Evan2001-11-25 20:50:20
Pure whine, kinda sick aint it ? Offcourse they charge 5 trolls that way during
day, since those orcs could had spammed in and backup u guys making it 8+ darkies
Unknown2001-11-25 21:13:55
+ what evan?
Fredsvunta2001-11-25 22:41:01
and they even were so scared, that they spam blinded us, and spam sleept us hehe...whatta bunch of idiots
Bungo2001-11-25 23:49:23
Im getting sick about this whine about _fair_ play. Its a fucking war!
And of course u will use all yer advantages to win. Sit in yer rotten warrens if
every fight u cant kill some midlevel loners makes u whine about wimpy pukes etc.
Unknown2001-11-26 00:29:46
What did you expect Dork you expect pukes to fight 5 vs 5 in one room area with trolls? (ok ok not one room but you need quite high climb to climb out of there)
Why would they trust your words about some of you being lowbies?
5 trolls pukes get at least 8 to charge you its natural. Blame yourself for takin lowbie trolls with you on the trip.
Had all of you been ologs it would have been quite fair imho.
Corny2001-11-26 00:50:18
Well i guess thats the only way pukes warlord...
Dork2001-11-26 01:09:59
Like i said, i didnt really expect them to do anything special. I just found elle funny with her yells. it was NOT ment as a whine about how many they were, i dont care, bring 5, bring 50.
Dork2001-11-26 01:11:07
at the start of the log : [Please don't read this as a whine log, i just want you to see the IRONY here!] what part of that is not clear to you, dear mr slow witted unknown?
Lews2001-11-26 10:00:31
Corny you have obviously very little understanding of how wps work. For your reference, I did not gain a single wp in this (and yes, I am sure of it), and even xp-wise it was rather lousy.
Stare2001-11-26 11:39:07
Bungo you some reatard?! With your logic, linkless/afkkilling, sundying trolls and mobdying your oponents fits for war too?
Devastator2001-11-26 12:23:29
Yawn
Bungo to Stare2001-11-26 13:20:02
Think a bit.
raglo2001-11-26 16:01:56
U dont need any climb to get outta there! just so u know ;)(depends on dex or somting)
Edvard2001-11-26 17:05:34
Throg charging holes oermg with like 25 ppl, tons glowing ring a bell Dork?
Fredde2001-11-26 18:30:36
lets just point out something really obvious in this log that is stated in the beginning. NOT WHINE LOG! so why are you so eager to show everybody you are an idiot buy posting flames about how dork shouldent post a whine log?
Dork2001-11-26 20:33:14
Not really edvard. Guess i wasnt there.
burroughs2001-11-27 23:57:52
Yea. the point of this log is. Elle calls dork a wimp. Elle arrives with 10 or something. Just funny. Dork is a troll. Trolls die lots and are used to it. Of course he's not bitching.
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