tsejov the sameside killer :P
posted by Renton
2001-11-28 07:12:56
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---Ok... Im just selling stuff at Kormock (got killed twice at dt that day :P )when i see this:

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov tries to steal something from Cula.

---Now i think, they ar just friends jerking around... so i:

* C HP:Wounded>gig tsejov
You giggle at his silly antics.

* C HP:Wounded>whois cula
Cula the Great is an Orc.

* C HP:Wounded>inv
You are carrying:
a scimitar (dented)
a shortsword (battered)

* C HP:Wounded>sell sword
Kormock the orkish armourer tells you 'Here are 6 silver 58 copper for you.'
You sell a scimitar.
Kormock the orkish armourer gets some money from his strongbox.

* C HP:Wounded>sell scimitar
Kormock the orkish armourer tells you 'Don't waste my time with your attempts
at cheating me!'

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov says 'wtf u do renton'

---Hmmm, as far as i know playing mume...

* C HP:Wounded>gig
You giggle.

* C HP:Wounded>
Sophia narrates 'ani1 seen sorcerer??'

* C HP:Wounded>
Ella tells you 'level tulekul?'

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov tried to steal something from you!

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov spits you in the face.

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov spits you in the face.

---Ok, now im realy pissed off in rl, but atm im just a lil orcie :(

* C HP:Wounded>
Saving Renton.

* C HP:Wounded>
Muffin narrates 'he's in retirement home w/me. :P'

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov gets a strip of dried meat from a leather backpack.

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov gets a strip of dried meat from a leather backpack.

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov eats a strip of dried meat.

* C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov eats a strip of dried meat.

* C HP:Wounded>shake

Tsejov growls 'huh?'

* C HP:Wounded>
You shake your head.

---So i decided to leave this sick preteen motherfucker alone and and left...

* C HP:Wounded>s
Cavern
Exits: North East South West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Cavern
A mace is on the ground.
Exits: South West.

o C HP:Wounded>s
Cavern
Exits: North South West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Wounded>s
Cavern
A brown pond between old branches and roots is here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
The orkish loremaster is standing here, looking for his audience.
Exits: North East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Tunnel Bend
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North West.

o C HP:Wounded>n
A Tunnel
Exits: North South.

o C HP:Wounded>n
A Tunnel Bend
Exits: [North] East South.
You smell blood.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
The Burrow
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish scout is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

o C HP:Wounded>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Wounded>e
The Burrow
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: East South West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
The Burrow
Exits: East West.
You suddenly notice an orkish scout.

o C HP:Wounded>e
The Burrow Intersection
There are three war arrows here.
The corpse of an orkish warrior is lying here.
Exits: North East South West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
The Burrow
Exits: North East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Tunnel Mouth
Exits: South West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Wounded>s
A Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: North South.

o C HP:Wounded>s
A Tunnel
Exits: North East South West.
You suddenly notice an orkish scout.

o C HP:Wounded>s
A Tunnel
A warrior of Goblin Gate stands menacingly before you.
Exits: North East South.

o C HP:Wounded>s
A Tunnel
Exits: North East.

o C HP:Wounded>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Wounded>e
A Cave
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
Guard Cave
A rusty pickaxe with a broken handle lies discarded here.
There are three disgusting elf-stews here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
Guthblug the Foreman is here, scowling at you furiously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: [South] West.

o C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov has arrived from the west.

o C HP:Wounded>
Tsejov pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You crush Tsejov's head hard and tickle it.

--- now wtf???

o C HP:Bad Tsejov:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
A Cave
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Bad>
Tsejov has arrived from the east.

o C HP:Bad>
Tsejov quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

o C HP:Bad Tsejov:Fine>w

You crush Tsejov's head extremely hard and tickle it.

--- Shit, im only tickle this fuck *sniff*

o C HP:Bad Tsejov:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o C HP:Bad Tsejov:Fine>flee

Tsejov pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o C HP:Awful Tsejov:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Tunnel
Exits: North East.

o C HP:Awful>
Tsejov has arrived from the east.

o C HP:Awful>
Tsejov quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

o C HP:Awful Tsejov:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Tunnel
Exits: North East South.
You suddenly notice an orkish scout.

o C HP:Awful>flee
You flee head over heels.
A Tunnel
A warrior of Goblin Gate stands menacingly before you.
Exits: North East South West.

o C HP:Awful>n
A Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: North South.

o C HP:Awful>n
n
A Tunnel Mouth
Exits: South West.

o C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Awful>n
Tsejov has arrived from the south.
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Awful>
Tsejov pounds your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry...

---OK, thanks asshole you made my day :P

* C HP:Awful>e
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* C HP:Awful>t tsejov wtf
Your voice doesn't reach from here!

* C HP:Awful>sc
4/204 hit, 37/37 mana, and 116/128 moves.

* C HP:Awful>whois tsejov
Tsejov is an Orc.

Thanks to bippi who killed me obviously linkless from full hps...

Btw, Mandos sleep sucks. 

---Hehh i just love bippi :)
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Mulefoot2001-11-28 07:38:43
You got Mandos sleep? didnt think lowbies got that
renton2001-11-28 07:47:35
Not me its tsejovs whois!
Exibiche to Mul2001-11-28 07:48:43
'Btw, Mandos sleep sucks. ' is part of Tsejov's whois.
Exibiche to Mul2001-11-28 07:49:05
'Btw, Mandos sleep sucks. ' is part of Tsejov's whois.
Unknown2001-11-28 08:40:07
Tsejov is newbie and moron if he thinks he can survive linkless IN bree, with all mobs and shit. Btw, bippi killed obviously linkless mummo too once and looted:P
Who the fuck is2001-11-28 08:40:22
Exibiche2001-11-28 09:11:37
Does Tsejov always act like this? Tiny dick problems?
Mandos2001-11-28 10:40:45
Its been only for an hour but i missed u Renton! *hug*
Fredde2001-11-28 14:17:15
hohoho..
Edvard2001-11-28 15:01:58
sorry to say, that was quite silly
Elajt2001-11-28 15:07:28
Was nothing silly, Renton or whatever his name was killed loremaster AND butcher, we all know snagas deserve deathx1000 for that
Renton2001-11-28 15:29:34
*ponder* I killed loremaster??? Never hav killed him, even less butcher! Can send you my trophy list if ya like :P
unknown2001-11-28 15:52:54
every1 knows tsejov is a fuck head!!!
unknown2001-11-28 15:53:17
i hope he gets 99999999999999999 days mandos sleep so we wont see more of the fucking moron!!
Ulynn2001-11-28 19:28:29
WOW, you are pretty brave to tell off tsejov while not revealing your name unknown.
Smeg2001-11-28 19:55:48
Hmm, do noc changes mean u cant kill da butcher now anyway? I been rented a while so i dunno. Saves clueless snagas from being killed by legend lamers, if so.
Albert2001-11-28 22:40:08
tsejov has always been good to me. *smile* tsejov, i know there is a reason
behind this. people sure are quick to judge...
Albert2001-11-28 22:40:09
tsejov has always been good to me. *smile* tsejov, i know there is a reason
behind this. people sure are quick to judge...
Molak2001-11-29 00:52:58
its a lot better to tell the noobs why they shouldnt kill the mobs! and if they dont listen! proceed to whack there ass! but as i rule i never kill em without telling em. kinda foolish from tsejov here.
Renton2001-11-29 07:19:38
And guess what, ther was no reason! I HAVENT KILL LOREMASTER and in the log you can see, the first time, i meet tsejov ever!!! And yes, this char was made after noc changes, so if i even are a clueless snaga, i CANT KILL LOREMASTER!!!!
Renton2001-11-29 07:38:10
btw. This loremaster stuff was told me a long long time ago to my other char :P SO AT THE MOMENT I EXPLAIN MYSELF TO OTHER CLUELESS SNAGAS NOT TO KILL THE LOREMASTER...
Tsejov2001-11-29 14:57:33
Silly, I lost link on OERMGW so he obviously fled me in bree.
Tsejov2001-11-29 15:21:24
Btw this renton was acting like a fucking arrogant snaga, thats why i killed him.. Pretty gay to edit log? ehh
Renton2001-11-30 07:08:26
You giggle at his silly antics. ----- This is worth to kill ???? hehh, you are as stuped as i thought :P
Apsizi2001-12-01 01:36:44
We want to see the unedited log Renton. Post it or else start a new snaga.
Renton to Apsiz2001-12-01 11:34:45
Hehh, i loged this shit from the moment i met tsejov. Only added few comments and thats all :P btw to get a snaga to lev 14 takes about 1 day playing so if you start giving me shit then well, screw you :) And I think it would be lame for me to post it again, cus you dont see nothing new there, so... ferwell il go play bn :P
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