Sloshed dies
posted by Achilles
2001-12-05 03:42:44
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Does anyone die without an exscuse these days?
// Three of us were exping ne rdell trying to help Udo get level when we passed Samurai. He 
   ran to DT and we gave chase. This is where the story starts...

*Samurai the Orc* yells 'hi'
Thumallina growls menacingly.

You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading north
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* R W C>
*Samurai the Orc* yells 'cewe oz in!'
* R W C>yell ok
Ok.
* R W C>
Claude narrates 'orc round lb or so'
* R W C>bash exit
The door gave away under the pressure.
* R W C>
Udo quietly scouts northwards...
* R W C>
Udo stops scouting northwards.

* R W C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Udo                  - A Road through the Grey Mountains
Thumallina           - A Road through the Grey Mountains
Achilles             - A Road through the Grey Mountains
* R W C>
Thumallina tells you 'I got quake stored'
* R W C>
Amarant tells you 'who in dt'
* R W C>
Thumallina tells you 'want me to go in?'
* R W C>tell amarant samurai
Ok.
* R W C>lead
You stop riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
A horse of the Rohirrim starts following you.
* W C>scout n
You quietly scout northwards...
Ruiner narrates 'anyone wanna help with kraken?'
Udo utters the word 'bless'
Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
You stop scouting.
* W C>
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the north.
A hungry warg has arrived from the north.
* W C>
*Samurai the Orc* leaves north.
A hungry warg leaves north.
* W C>

Thumallina sits down and rests.
* W C>kill *orc* // see my superfast reflexes in action hehe
They aren't here.
* W C>

Thumallina stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* W C>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* W C>
Thumallina giggles.
* W C>scout n
You quietly scout northwards...
Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
You stop scouting.
* W C>
*Samurai the Orc* yells 'I scout dha von-pasy vay'
* W C>
* W C>yell scry? // I'm too funny hehe
Ok.
* W C>
Udo says 'he not n anymore'
* W C>
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the north.
A hungry warg has arrived from the north.
Udo quietly scouts northwards...
* W C>
*Samurai the Orc* leaves north.
A hungry warg leaves north.
* W C>q
kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* W C>
Udo stops scouting northwards.

* W C>l n
A broken door.
* W C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Udo                  - A Road through the Grey Mountains
Thumallina           - A Road through the Grey Mountains
Achilles             - A Road through the Grey Mountains
* W C>
* W C>sa here goes
Ok.
* W C>#alias b close irontrap
#   {b} now aliases {close irontrap}.
n
b
b
Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
*Samurai the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: south, [up], (down).
Aha, you have found your victim!
Udo closes the irontrap.
* W C>
It's already closed!
* W C>b
It's already closed!
* W C>b
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Fool, doe enk doo hullibly!'
A brown-skinned Orc strongly pierces your body and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Maol, bie anb pie hillably!'
A brown-skinned Orc lightly crushes Thumallina's left leg and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc lightly cleaves your right arm and tickles it.
You pound a brown-skinned Orc's right leg extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
b
Udo smites *Samurai the Orc*'s left arm and tickles it.
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'A will hosd yeu uvbil yoa're taap, Gcwellos!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Naal, die eng bia worribry!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Maol, gau and doe zarlably!'
A brown-skinned Orc tries to slash Thumallina, but she parries successfully.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Zoir, pui ahd dee hellegly!'
*Samurai the Orc* pounds Udo's body extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b

A brown-skinned Orc says 'Moil, tue amb die hurrebry!'
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Zeol, dae eng dae sarraply!'
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Mior, bia onk koa willotly!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Feal, kou amt dei zolrably!'
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Foal, gie enb gou hullably!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Woor, boe anp die surreply!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Fail, dae azb die sarlagly!'
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
*Samurai the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
Thumallina panics, and attempts to flee.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
b
It's already closed!
*Samurai the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Samurai the Orc* leaves south.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc barely cleaves your right leg and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc lightly pierces your body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
Thumallina panics, and attempts to flee.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the south.
Thumallina panics, and attempts to flee.
Thumallina leaves south.
You pound a brown-skinned Orc's right arm extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc quickly approaches, trying to crush you.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc says 'D nell fufb you entir yeo'le died, Acnallev!'
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
A brown-skinned Orc lightly crushes your right arm and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc says 'B vilr went yeu ihpel yeu'ro gaop, Achirlih!'
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
Thumallina has arrived from the south.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b

Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b

*Samurai the Orc* pounds Thumallina's body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc barely cleaves your right hand and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc barely slashes your right arm and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
Udo smites *Samurai the Orc*'s left hand extremely hard.
It's already closed!
A brown-skinned Orc strongly pierces your body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
Thumallina panics, and attempts to flee.
Thumallina leaves south.
A brown-skinned Orc strongly crushes your left foot and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>b
It's already closed!

A brown-skinned Orc strongly pierces your body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Thumallina the Elf is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W C HP:Fine>
Thumallina narrates 'out'
* W C HP:Fine>n
s
Dark Tower
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Udo the Dwarf is here, fighting *Samurai the Orc*.
*Samurai the Orc* is here, fighting Udo.
Exits: south, [up], [down].
A brown-skinned Orc joins a brown-skinned Orc's fight.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Yar! Die slug!'
A brown-skinned Orc strongly cleaves Udo's body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine>A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Thumallina growls menacingly.
Dark Tower
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Udo the Dwarf is here, fighting *Samurai the Orc*.
*Samurai the Orc* is here, fighting Udo.
Exits: south, (up), (down).
A brown-skinned Orc cleaves Udo's right leg extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine>
* W C HP:Fine>
kill *orc*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
* W C HP:Fine>

Udo seems to have recovered his senses.

* W C HP:Fine>
Udo closes the irontrap.

* W C HP:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc slashes Udo's right leg hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine>kill *orc*
You pound *Samurai the Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine Udo:Hurt>q
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
*Samurai the Orc* pounds Udo's right leg extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine Udo:Hurt>kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
Udo panics, and attempts to flee.
Udo leaves south.
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
An orkish scout yells 'A Kzolz uv vule ag Tluy Feimbienh!'
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
A brown-skinned Orc quickly approaches, trying to pierce you.
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>x

A brown-skinned Orc says 'T will wumg yei uhgar yiu'la baag, Ochirlew!'
A brown-skinned Orc barely pierces your right arm and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
*Samurai the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Samurai the Orc* leaves south.
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>bash
Thumallina utters the words 'braqt eaaf'
The exit down seems to blur for a while.

*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the south.
f
* W C HP:Fine a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>flee
A brown-skinned Orc cleaves your body and tickles it.
You flee head over heels.
A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W C HP:Fine>n
s
Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
*Samurai the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: south, (up), [down].
* W C HP:Fine>A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W C HP:Fine>
Vainamoinen narrates 'many dt?'
* W C HP:Fine>l
A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
* W C HP:Fine>
Udo narrates 'samurai seen only'
* W C HP:Fine>nar just samurai so far
Ok.
* W C HP:Fine>
Thumallina has arrived from the north.
* W C HP:Fine>where

Thumallina leaves south.
An orkish scout yells 'I Gmalm azd an Ilm ala were ag Dloy Haavtaesw!'
* W C HP:Fine>Players in your zone
--------------------
Udo                  - Grey Mountains
Thumallina           - Grey Mountains
Achilles             - A Road through the Grey Mountains
* W C HP:Fine>
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the north.
A hungry warg has arrived from the north.
* W C HP:Fine>
*Samurai the Orc* leaves north.
A hungry warg leaves north.
 W C HP:Fine>sa you didn't block did you?
Ok.
* W C HP:Fine>sc
380/434 hit, 73/73 mana, and 145/151 moves.
* W C HP:Fine>csw
cast 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...
Udo has arrived from the south.
!
Thumallina narrates 'it bashed'
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>[cast 'cure serious']
You start to concentrate...
Thumallina has arrived from the south.
An orkish scout has arrived from the south.
l
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Udo the Dwarf is standing here.
Thumallina the Elf is standing here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*Samurai the Orc* yells 'chucdle'
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cma
Ok.
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Udo yells ';)'
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Thumallina utters the words 'cure serious'
Thumallina's spell backfires, and she squeals in surprise!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Udo quietly scouts northwards...
*Samurai the Orc* yells 'bhat scoud htimz ah mtapik'
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>sc

Udo says 'me down some 150'

Thumallina sits down and rests.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Udo begins some strange incantations...
* W C Mana:Hot>
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the north.
A hungry warg has arrived from the north.
* W C Mana:Hot>
Thumallina whispers softly: u guys ok?
* W C Mana:Hot>q

*Samurai the Orc* leaves north.
A hungry warg leaves north.

Thumallina stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* W C Mana:Hot>
Udo utters the words 'judicandus dies'
* W C Mana:Hot>
Thumallina sits down and rests.
* W C Mana:Hot>sa I am full
Ok.
* W C Mana:Hot>
*Samurai the Orc* yells 'wsy not jimt do thet?' //translation : who knows, not me!
* W C Mana:Hot>sa thuma I lead in you spell we leave
Ok.
* W C Mana:Hot>
Udo sits down and rests.
* W C Mana:Hot>
Thumallina whispers softly: buff some while I nuke
* W C Mana:Hot>
Udo says 'i wait?'
* W C Mana:Hot>protect thumallina
You will now try to protect Thumallina.
* W C Mana:Hot>sa you come too udo
Ok.
* W C Mana:Hot>l
A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Udo the Dwarf is resting here.
Thumallina the Elf is resting here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
* W C Mana:Hot>
Thumallina whispers softly: I have to come in after so they wont hit me
* W C Mana:Hot>sa here goes

You feel bolder.
* W C Mana:Hot>
Ok.
* W C Mana:Hot>l
A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Udo the Dwarf is resting here.
Thumallina the Elf is resting here.
Udo stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* W C Mana:Hot>cma
Ok.
* W C Mana:Hot>n

Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
*Samurai the Orc* is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: south, [up], [down].
A brown-skinned Orc says 'YGG! Aczillas! Yii nill dio gusari yeol toma.'
A brown-skinned Orc barely pierces your left leg and tickles it.
You pound a brown-skinned Orc's left foot extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>x
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>
Udo smites *Samurai the Orc*'s left foot extremely hard.
*Samurai the Orc* pounds Udo's body extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>bash
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Faur, gua and goe salligly!'
A brown-skinned Orc cleaves Udo's right hand hard and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Nool, bie avb dea hirreply!'
A brown-skinned Orc crushes your right foot hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Zear, dee ivd dia harlably!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Fool, poo ind paa hirrigly!'
A brown-skinned Orc slashes Udo's left leg and tickles it.
Thumallina has arrived from the south.
*Samurai the Orc* bleeds from open wounds.
*Samurai the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Samurai the Orc* leaves south.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Fool, diu and gia vorloply!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Noal, bae osb deo hellodly!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Fior, gae ind kau holripry!'

A brown-skinned Orc says 'Zaul, pee osd gae felrigly!'
Udo panics, and attempts to flee.
Udo leaves south.
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the south.
An orkish scout yells 'A Gwalh an hero at A Laad twriegh pha Gloy Soazteamw!'
A brown-skinned Orc joins a brown-skinned Orc's fight.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Yar! Eie srog!'
Thumallina leaves south.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>f

A brown-skinned Orc strongly cleaves your right foot and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>
Udo has arrived from the south.
A brown-skinned Orc barely pierces your head and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Hurt>Udo approaches *Samurai the Orc*, trying to smite him.
flee
A brown-skinned Orc barely crushes your right arm and tickles it.
You flee head over heels.
A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Thumallina the Elf is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the north.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
q
Dark Tower
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Udo.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Udo the Dwarf is here, fighting a brown-skinned Orc.
Exits: south, [up], [down].
Udo panics, and attempts to flee.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the south.
A brown-skinned Orc cleaves Udo's right leg extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>

A brown-skinned Orc says 'Soor, puo enb pio fallaply!'
You fail to intercept a brown-skinned Orc's blow.
A brown-skinned Orc tries to pierce Thumallina, but she parries successfully.
Udo panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
q
Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Thumallina.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting Thumallina.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Thumallina the Elf is here, fighting a brown-skinned Orc.
*Samurai the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: south, [up], [down].
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>q
kill *orc*
You pound *Samurai the Orc*'s left hand extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>q
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Foil, pao avd doa mellugry!'
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>x
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
You intercept a brown-skinned Orc's blow.
A brown-skinned Orc crushes your right arm hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>bash
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Naor, gao avd dii valraply!'
Thumallina panics, and attempts to flee.
Thumallina leaves south.
An orkish scout yells 'Az Ilw is falu at O Loik gmrookh psa Gley Fiuwgaens!'
A brown-skinned Orc joins a brown-skinned Orc's fight.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Yar! Bie zlug!'
Udo leaves south.
*Samurai the Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
*Samurai the Orc* pounds your left leg extremely hard and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Zeor, gie awd gie zolrotly!'
A brown-skinned Orc lightly pierces your left leg and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Fool, goe emt dio werlokry!'
A brown-skinned Orc quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
*Samurai the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your bash at *Samurai the Orc* sends him sprawling. // woo hoo, now she can nuke him
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc joins a brown-skinned Orc's fight.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Yar! Eie slug!'
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
Udo narrates 'me wounded'
A brown-skinned Orc cleaves your right hand hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc strongly slashes your body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>nar bashed //eh, where is she? hehe
Ok.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc sends you sprawling with a powerful bash. //nooooo, let the beatings begin!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc barely pierces your left arm and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc crushes your body and tickles it.
l
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
An orkish scout yells 'A Bwarn is hera ot A Brobez Leed!'
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
Thumallina has arrived from the south.
A brown-skinned Orc lightly cleaves your right leg and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc barely slashes your right arm and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
Udo has arrived from the south.
A brown-skinned Orc strongly crushes your body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>x

A brown-skinned Orc lightly pierces your right leg and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
*Samurai the Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc lightly slashes your right leg and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc crushes your left arm hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
Udo leaves south.
Saving Achilles.
A brown-skinned Orc lightly pierces your left foot and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc strongly cleaves your right foot and tickles it.
x
Your head stops stinging. 
Thumallina utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Samurai the Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>Dark Tower
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting YOU.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting YOU.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting YOU.
A brown-skinned Orc is here, fighting YOU.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*Samurai the Orc* is here, fighting YOU.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Thumallina the Elf is standing here.
Udo has arrived from the south.
*Samurai the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Samurai the Orc* leaves south.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>bash  // tried to switch to Samurai and bash
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the south.         //but he left and....
A brown-skinned Orc pierces your left arm hard and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc crushes your left arm hard and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc slashes your right leg hard and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc cleaves your left arm and tickles it.
A brown-skinned Orc says 'Kuhbalk! D'll dut yoi mil ghep, Ocnellef!'
A brown-skinned Orc says 'I'rl lip yoa ti piecis, scav!'
Your bash at a brown-skinned Orc sends him sprawling.
You pound a brown-skinned Orc's left hand extremely hard.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
A brown-skinned Orc strongly crushes your body and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot a brown-skinned Orc:Fine>f
*Samurai the Orc* opens the woodendoor. // hehe rude!
flee
You are already attempting to flee!
You flee head over heels.
Watchful Tower
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
Exits: (down).
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>d
s

*Samurai the Orc* pounds your left arm very hard.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>f

*Samurai the Orc* closes the woodendoor.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>flee
You are already attempting to flee!
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>
You pound *Samurai the Orc*'s left hand extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>open exit

An orc sentry tries to stab you, but your parry is successful.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>s

An orc sentry says 'YIA! Acfillem! 
You hirl doa kesule yoel tase.'
An orc sentry fails to stab you.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *Samurai the Orc*:Hurt>
Ok.
You flee head over heels.
Dark Tower
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
Exits: south, (up), [down].
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>A Road through the Grey Mountains
The corpse of an orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
Udo the Dwarf is standing here.
Thumallina the Elf is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Udo begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>ride
A horse of the Rohirrim stops following you.
You pick up a horse of the Rohirrim's reins, and start riding him.
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
Thumallina whispers softly: u ok?
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot>
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>cha wimpy 100
Thumallina picks up a trained horse's reins, and starts riding him.
Wimpy set to: 100 //ouchie, that could have been bad hehe
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>cmw
Ok.
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>
Udo says 'im ok'
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>sa me wounded
Ok.
* R W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>csw
cast 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...
!
!
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
Udo says 'me too'
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>[cast 'cure serious']
You start to concentrate...
*Sloshed the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

q
*Sloshed the Orc* carefully examines the ground around him, looking for
tracks... //the linkless lagged Sloshed arrives and begins tracking
Thumallina utters the words 'cure serious'
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>[cast 'cure serious'] // had already spammed a few of these sniff
You start to concentrate...
Udo smites *Sloshed the Orc*'s head extremely hard.
*Sloshed the Orc* pounds Udo's left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
x
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
kill *orc*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee. //what else is new :/
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>

//thinking he's trying to bash cause Udo is wounded and Samurai inside

Udo sends *Sloshed the Orc* sprawling with a powerful bash.
You pound *Sloshed the Orc*'s left arm extremely hard.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Fine Udo:Wounded>x
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Fine Udo:Wounded>kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Fine Udo:Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Fine Udo:Wounded>cma //nod, lets be agg for this
Ok.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Fine Udo:Wounded>
You pound *Sloshed the Orc*'s head extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Fine Udo:Wounded>q

Udo smites *Sloshed the Orc*'s left arm extremely hard.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Hurt Udo:Wounded>kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
Thumallina utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Sloshed the Orc* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Thumallina hits
him.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Hurt Udo:Wounded>

Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Hurt Udo:Wounded>q

Gilwen narrates 'do u really use bash in combat? whatta chicken...'
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Hurt Udo:Wounded>

* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Hurt Udo:Wounded>
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Hurt Udo:Wounded>w //starting to spam west dirs in case he flees

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Thumallina utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Sloshed the Orc* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Thumallina hits
him.
Udo smites *Sloshed the Orc*'s right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Wounded Udo:Wounded>w
q
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Thumallina utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Sloshed the Orc* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Thumallina hits
him.
Udo smites *Sloshed the Orc*'s right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Wounded Udo:Wounded>w
q
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
*Sloshed the Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.
You pound *Sloshed the Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Wounded Udo:Wounded>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life! //ok, he recovers low wounded
*Sloshed the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Sloshed the Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>q
kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>w
q
A Broken Road
Exits: east, south, west.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>w
A Crumbling Road
Exits: north, east, south, west.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>q
e
kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>q
e
q
A Bend in the Road
Exits: east, south.
Udo bleeds from open wounds.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>A Crumbling Road
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Grey Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>q
kill *orc*
They aren't here.
Udo narrates 'wounded'
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Thumallina whispers softly: wtf
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>w
q // small freeze kicks in here
w
q
w
q
Grey Mountains
Exits: north, east, west.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>Udo narrates 'sloshed'
A Road up a Mountain
*Sloshed the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: north, east, down.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>kill *orc*
You pound *Sloshed the Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
*Sloshed the Orc* pounds your right arm very hard.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Bad>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Bad>q
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
*Sloshed the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Sloshed the Orc* leaves down riding a hungry warg.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>q
End of the Cliff
*Sloshed the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: west, up.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>d
q
kill *orc*
You approach *Sloshed the Orc*, trying to pound him.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Bad>Udo smites *Sloshed the Orc*'s left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Awful>q
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
*Sloshed the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Sloshed the Orc* leaves up riding a hungry warg.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>q
kill *orc*
They aren't here.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>*Sloshed the Orc* has arrived from above riding a hungry warg.
kill *orc*
You approach *Sloshed the Orc*, trying to pound him.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Awful>u
q

Udo approaches *Sloshed the Orc*, trying to smite him.
You pound *Sloshed the Orc*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*Sloshed the Orc* dismounts from a hungry warg, and stops riding it.
*Sloshed the Orc* is stunned and will probably die soon.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Awful>
Thumallina begins some strange incantations...
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Awful>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Awful>q
kill *orc*
You're already fighting!
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *Sloshed the Orc*:Awful>
Thumallina utters the words 'diesilla barh'
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Sloshed the Orc*'s death cry.
*Sloshed the Orc* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *Sloshed the Orc*.
* R W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>

//after this I start getting these tells...

Calesto tells you 'nice job don't spose could't tell i couldn't move eh'

Calesto tells you 'or did you figure i thought i could stand there buff 3
pukes in sun and win'

Calesto narrates 'what do you expect look at who your fighting :) lucky there
not 10 by now'

nar always an exscuse, must be hard to be so good and yet die so many times :/

Calesto tells you 'well wouldn't expect anything less than lame shit from you'

Calesto narrates 'ROTFL i couldn't fucking move moron'

Calesto narrates 'do you spose i sat there in sun vs 3 eating bash for a
reason?'

nar you moved quite a bit for a guy who couldn't move :/

Calesto narrates 'why would i buff 3 pukes in sun knowing i'll eat bash if i
could move like think about it?'

nar oh, so you are a swede now too, had no idea //hehe see Mumma log where he
   claims he can't be bashed, cause if he is he's linkless!

Phier narrates 'remember players never die unless its a bash trap, portal
trap, blockdoor trap, or lag' 


Gotta admit, the comedy after the kill was quite more exciting than the kill itself!
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Lochdale2001-12-05 03:52:15
Isn't it illegal to use your God to spam ppls after you die? You really have to cut this sort of behaviour out Sloshed, it can't be good for the heart.
thumallina2001-12-05 03:53:12
Thumallina narrates 'it bashed'
transilation bashed = blocked!! hehe I´ve been playing warrior for too long I guess
Hate2001-12-05 04:15:07
I die without excuses :)
Fredde2001-12-05 04:39:05
i kinda agree with achilles here *Cringe* hehe.. for being such a great player p sloshed dies alot.
Unknown2001-12-05 05:51:42
sloshed just died again, I suppose he was linkfucked there as well? I mean after all, he doesnt die unless he is
Deor2001-12-05 07:06:27
It's not like people are going to look at you any worse for dying sloshed, why make up excuses :)
Enforcer2001-12-05 07:30:16
he only dies cos he ran out of hps, otherwise he woulda lived! same thing happens to me when i die, it sucks, but it happens :(
Thihihi2001-12-05 08:37:01
sloshed usually claims he was linkdead/frozen when he dies not more than vs 3. When he dies vs mire than 3, good player couldn't do anything there anyways. And, i have seen sloshed spamdying alot like nacs, but usually whining and complaining alot (once he spamdied like 4 times to zaber/elestir near noc) :P
humala2001-12-05 11:45:00
hohoo!! whinewhine buhh!! i got a nice log where sloshed dies when he does #100000 flee and runs out of moves after being backstabbed in cave ;)
humala2001-12-05 11:47:01
oops it was shrunken not sloshed, ohwell!
Relim2001-12-05 14:34:59
That's my joke, Enforcer, you bastard. I expect (c)Relim after any such statement in future.
Lochdale2001-12-05 16:52:53
Actually he would just have to put the fully encircled (C) and would not be obligated to cite you by name.
Lochdale2001-12-05 19:05:22
One last point. Ppl of Sloshed is actually a nice fellow he just get over excited when he dies or when you don't run out and fight him. Being a spam yeller is annoying but he is not the worst.
Pointmeister2001-12-05 19:37:14
1. Sloshed is a spam-corpse; nothing more. 2. Calesto should be demoted to level one for harassing Achilles and character separation violations. An example should be set here.
Unknown2001-12-05 20:20:02
Sloshed is a walking warpoint. Bree legends all have him on trophy. What else
is there to say? Oh, my vote for the best comment goes to Enforcer.
Aram2001-12-05 21:59:25
to bad you weren't present in the world trade centers during the attack Achilles
Achiiles2001-12-05 22:56:27
Sloshed is still bitter about Shania Twain spending more time in the US than in Canada, so has alot of pent up anger that needs releasing perdiodically. Anyone else notice if you turn the volume off during her videos, that they rock then?
Sloshed2001-12-06 02:37:54
rotfl, achilles this is the first log you post in months and it's a shit log, never have i seen a decent log involving you cause i don't believe there's been any, i didn't harrasss i madea comment, thought it might be obvious i couldn't move since i stand there buffing 3 people in the sun eating bash then my 6 flees i typed in went through some so i moved a bit.
Achilles2001-12-06 03:34:16
You ate one bash, which could have been you trying to bash him. Then you flee right after and move a bunch of rooms (at least 5). It's only obvious to you because you are slightly biased as to what you saw ;). You always like to flame me for this style or that, it's quite hilarious. When all is said and done though, when I'm in the same situations you are in, I live. I don't need to spam cry to Shimmer or Lowyn to save me and curse them out when they don't. I can make it from Bree to Warrens on bad alone with 10 legends chasing me. And what would be the point of trying to impress you with a log Sloshed, you'll always say you are braver, tougher, more skilled etc. All you are is a big mouth who tells everyone how good you are, but rarely do anything but die, and die, and die.
Udo2001-12-06 04:18:19
shit happens, thanks! now i got a pounder and a shield so i dont need to buff everything with smite!
rza2001-12-06 09:25:57
sloshed thinks mume revolves around him and anything that happens is because he kicks ass, like when he dies he must have been linkless, if someone portals to moors when hes there and insta seeks rd he thinks its because they were trying to find him and kill him (would be an awesome kill), narrates after every pkill etc. etc.
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