Something gay
posted by Omega
2001-12-09 16:20:19
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Well I was lvling in old fnost on a shade when two lowbies walk in
* HP:Fine Move:Slow>
You hit a shade's right foot hard and tickle it.
A shade says 'Basxard! Zoh dare you? I zill remember your face a Tuge
Grifhly!'
A shade strongly hits your body and tickles it.

* HP:Fine Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
A shade hits your right foot very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's right foot hard and tickle it.

* HP:Fine Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's body extremely hard and tickle it.

* HP:Fine Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
A shade hits your left leg hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
A shade hits your left leg very hard.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
A shade hits your body very hard.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's right leg very hard and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
A shade strongly hits your left foot and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's right hand extremely hard and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's left foot extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's right arm hard and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Fine>
You hit a shade's body very hard and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
The sun slowly disappears in the west.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
You hit a shade's left arm very hard and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
A shade hits your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
You hit a shade's right leg extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
You hit a shade's right foot extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
A shade hits your right hand hard.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
A shade hits your right foot hard.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
Ungrim has arrived from the east.
A mountain mule has arrived from the east.
Taquí has arrived from the east.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
Ungrim leaves west.
A mountain mule leaves west.
Taquí leaves west.

* HP:Hurt Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
A shade hits your body hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
Ungrim has arrived from the west.
A mountain mule has arrived from the west.
Taquí has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Hurt>
You hit a shade's body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Wounded>
Ungrim cleaves a shade's body hard.
A shade says 'Basvard! Goh dare you? I will remember your face Unfrim!'
You hit a shade's left leg extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Wounded>
A shade hits your head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Wounded>
Taquí joins Ungrim's fight.
A shade says 'I'll rip you fo pieces, scum!'

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Wounded>
You hit a shade's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Wounded>
A shade hits your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Wounded>
Ungrim cleaves a shade's body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Bad>
You hit a shade's head very hard.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Bad>sa wtf
sa wtf
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Bad>
Taquí strongly smites a shade's left hand.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow a shade:Bad>
You hit a shade's right foot extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired a shade:Bad>
Ungrim cleaves a shade's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired a shade:Awful>
You hit a shade's head extremely hard and shatter it.
A shade is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired a shade:Awful>sa back off

Taquí smites a shade's head extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a shade's death cry.
A shade disappears into nothing.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Warning, metamorphs are not saved.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired>sa back off
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
Ungrim leaves west.
A mountain mule leaves west.
Taquí leaves west.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired>sa fags

Ungrim has arrived from the west.
A mountain mule has arrived from the west.
Taquí has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired>return
sa fags
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
You failed. 
You exhausted yourself trying to remember who or what you were!

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>return
You are too tired to attempt a transformation now.

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>
Ungrim mumbles: hej

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>sa fuckers
l
sa fuckers
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>The Old Street
Ungrim the Dwarven Weaponsmaster is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Taquí the Dwarven Warrior is standing here.

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>
Ungrim mumbles: you are supose to help us

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>sa steal my xp

Ungrim mumbles: and help us xp

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>sa steal my xp
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Weak>return
You are too tired to attempt a transformation now.
Ungrim mumbles: fool

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow>sa fag
sa fag
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow>l
The Old Street
Ungrim the Dwarven Weaponsmaster is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Taquí the Dwarven Warrior is standing here.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow>
Ungrim mumbles: newbie maiawannabe

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow>stand
sc
You are already standing.
Ungrim leaves west.
A mountain mule leaves west.
Taquí leaves west.

* HP:Wounded Move:Slow>
The night has begun.

o HP:Wounded Move:Slow>102/325 hit, 94/94 mana, and 23/150 moves.

o HP:Wounded Move:Slow>sa queer
sa queer
Ok.

o HP:Wounded Move:Slow>w
Ruined King's Road
Exits: =north=, =east=, =west=.

o HP:Wounded Move:Slow>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
a Huge Grizzly       - Ruined King's Road
Taquí                - Road inside the Walls
Ungrim               - Road inside the Walls

o HP:Wounded Move:Slow>sc
107/325 hit, 94/94 mana, and 29/150 moves.

o HP:Wounded Move:Slow>return
You return to your original body.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>
You feel bolder.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>yell hey u pig fuckers
l
Ok.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>It is pitch black...
You are on a road.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>yell whats the idea with stealing my kill
where
Ok.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - Road inside the Walls
Ungrim               - Road inside the Walls

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>sc
132/385 hit, 41/60 mana, and 11/157 moves.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Hot Move:Weak>sc
138/385 hit, 45/60 mana, and 19/157 moves.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>whre
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - The Square at the Castle
Ungrim               - The Square at the Castle

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>yell stupidass'
Ok.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>rest
l
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>wher
It is pitch black...
You are on a road.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - The Dark Passage
Ungrim               - The Dark Passage

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Slow>
Saving Omega.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>stat

Duraz narrates 'anyone max chanting by chance?'

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>OB: 71%, DB: -46%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 30. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 557,119 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>inf
You are a male Dwarf.
You are 69 years, 5 months, and 15 days old.
You have played 8 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Omega the Brown (level 24).
You are four feet eight and weigh fourteen stone and ten pounds.
Perception: vision -15, hearing 20, smell -5. Alertness: normal.
You are a well-meaning person, always glad to help your friends.
You are welcome in Bree, Shire, Fornost, the Grey Havens, Rivendell, and the
Blue Mountains.
Your equipment weighs nothing. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:20 Int:11 Wis:7 Dex:17 Con:20 Wil:13 Per:8.
Offensive Bonus: 71%, Dodging Bonus: -46%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 149/385 hit, 53/60 mana, and 36/157 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will flee if your hit points go below 30.
You have scored 5,942,881 experience points and you have 26,894 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 557,119 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 90 copper pennies.
You are speaking Westron.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>l
It is pitch black...
You are on a road.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - In the Damp Cellar
Ungrim               - In the Damp Cellar

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>whois ungrim
Ungrim is a level sixteen Dwarven Weaponsmaster.
Is playing from *.se.
Is playing from *.norrland

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>stand
ct
You stop resting, and stand up.

o W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Move:Tired>cast 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...

You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Tired>ct
cast 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...

You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>ct
cast 'cure serious'
You muster all of your concentration...

You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>sc
218/385 hit, 1/60 mana, and 55/157 moves.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>where
l
Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - In a Prison Cell
Ungrim               - In a Prison Cell

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>It is pitch black...
You are on a road.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - In a Prison Cell
Ungrim               - In a Prison Cell

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>who newbie
Newbies
-------
      Merendithor the Elven Apprentice 
      Afrttar the Elven Soldier 
      Eva the Half-Elven Apprentice  (Linkless)
      Arathon the Man Soldier 
      Balomiro the Man Recruit 
      Sinasti the Elven Scout 
      Meagan the Dwarven Apprentice 
      Warwen the Man Apprentice  (Linkless)
      Sylin the Hobbit Adventurer 

9 players on.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>who god
Ainur
-----
 [ M] Lasse AKA Fredde. Flame Master of Mume.net  (Idle)
 [ M] Lancelot du Lake, Knight of the Round Table  (Idle)
 [ M] Rut the LuvAdvisor  (Idle)
 [Mc] Rogon  
 [Vm] Yants . 
 [Mc] Gonfor Pork! ®  (Idle)
 [ M] Omen of Changes  (Idle)
 [ M] Burb the Burple, Wicked Finn  (Linkless)
 [ M] Gawain yawns.  (Linkless)
 [ M] Líng the lil' Cinnamon Bun  (Idle)
 [Mb] Mezmeree ~*~  Holly  *~*  Mistletoe  ~*~  Myrhh   (Idle)

11 players on.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - In a Prison Cell
Ungrim               - In a Prison Cell

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>whois fhelek
No-one by that name.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>whois fhelek
No-one by that name.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Omega                - somewhere
Taquí                - In a Prison Cell
Ungrim               - In a Prison Cell

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold> l
It is pitch black...
You are on a road.

o W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>camp
Ok, you make your camp here.

A warm fire lights the place.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
Saving Omega.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
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sesam2001-12-09 16:25:02
mhmm..what is this log about?, i mean, you guys walked in like 2 days ago in olf fnost and stole our exp so i think that you should just STFU about exp stealers...
Uinen2001-12-09 16:27:05
Uhm.. Yes, you're gay Omega. May I recommend you print that log and hang it on your bedroom wall.
Urian2001-12-09 16:31:53
Erh, and you think that calling others fags, fuckers & etc ... helps somehow ? I am sorry but your use of language is really, really immature.
Aschit2001-12-09 16:48:29
Do we really want people like this to succeed in istari quests?
Aschit2001-12-09 16:49:18
The newbies maybe didn't try for your help in an appropriate manner, but I guess there is some strange conception out there that istari are supposed to help newbies :P
Omega2001-12-09 17:05:04
well aschit one was a lvl 16 and the other 13 so there weren't newbies by my stand
Unknown2001-12-09 17:20:40
Hehe. I have seen lvl +35 beeing newbies...
Urian2001-12-09 17:27:22
Big *nod* at Unknown, I'm a total newbie at least :)
Yzgard2001-12-09 18:39:01
Sesam STFU. u are noway better.
Juston2001-12-09 19:13:53
'STFU u noob, your stealing my xp.' 'yell hey u pig fuckers'. 'sa queer'. I think both sides of this case should be shot.
ungrim2001-12-09 19:24:49
well since metas cant say no to soem1 folowing them and assising people in xp i hit that damn shade, and thats it
Unknown2001-12-09 20:12:52
Ungrim, you heard of the term 'common sense'? You behave like a child(like you are I suppose).. 'Mommy said I could play *pout*'. Its SOOOO easy to say 'Ok if we join you?' to Omega, and the situation would be nicer, but no, your mind cannot grasp that I guess.
Fredde2001-12-09 20:14:41
yeah that fucker ungrim is a real newbie! he almost know fornost soon. but that taqui man she got ALOT of legends on warlord! so dont mess with her! capiche!!
faint2001-12-09 20:21:18
hehe nod fredde!
Unknown2001-12-09 20:41:53
you just should have fled and closed exit...
wiseguy2001-12-09 21:05:04
Maybe thats how Ungrim makes levels? with metas i mean. thats how he got so far.
sesam2001-12-09 21:19:48
did i say i was better yzgard?, i just said that he should not whine about ppl stealing exp when he does it himself!, STFU yzgard!
Omega2001-12-09 21:43:43
OK Sesam I'm tired of your petty horse crap I killed a Wraith and a Spirit Soilder and I'm supposively stealing 4 ppls xp. I think that u are totally wacked out along with dombur,I DON'T STEAL PPLS XP
Fredde2001-12-09 23:20:41
i steal xp!!!
Deimus2001-12-09 23:40:45
you're all pathetic.
Hoomer2001-12-10 05:59:09
well you had a right, from the viewpoint of just this portion of log, to be
pissed; but all 3 of you reminded me of being in 4th grade again.
Oh wait, you are in 4th grade, right?
Known player wh2001-12-10 06:37:26
If I were you, Omega I 1.) wouldnt send logs like this to mume.net, wont be good to you reputation, 2.) i would have cured up and waited them to return from Old Fornost and nuked both to death, returned to normal and sold all equipment. Belive me, that teaches those fucks to behave. 3.) And keep yourself hidden so they dont know who killed them, who was behind that bear.
Known player wh2001-12-10 06:38:31
Whoops, couple mistakes in last comment. Aaah, its early in the morning, i need some coffee.
Irmhild2001-12-10 17:15:06
Is playing from *.norrland. Ding-ding-ding. We have a winner!
Irmgard2001-12-10 19:01:59
Got to love istari who are supposed to help lowbie players and who instead steal their exp and then accuse them of stealing exp.
Scab2001-12-10 19:43:16
Omega is a fucking newbie player who is trying to become a damn god! Listen here Omega, no one likes you including the gods! I hope you fail the istari quest and get demoted level 1 for being such a fucking newbie player!
Edvard2001-12-10 20:12:41
I would say ungrim can get his xp without a meta =)
Devastator2001-12-10 21:59:22
Whiners about xp, I can only cry about in rl. Gee.

You stole my xp! My name is on it! didn't you see that!

Comon.
Ecko2001-12-10 22:43:47
1. Its not an istari's job to help dumbass legends exp their new lowbie. and ungrim was just being a prick. 2. Metas need to be changed...A meta should have max rescue ..cause some mobs switch targets and when exping with newbies..which is what metas should do..and not help level 16s..they cant fail intercept ...but I dont think metas can even rescue..not sure though...there are other problems with metas but that is a main one
Clangedin2001-12-12 13:04:15
I agree totaly with fredde TAQUI IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!
And we all know ungrim sucks :P
Niya2001-12-12 16:01:11
I agree with Ecko on the Istar rescue thing. I tried with my Istar, but didn't succeed in any attempts.
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