Shawn Connery says "I noticed you wern't able to sit down during the break....whats wrong sweety, did you have a date last night?"

Alex Trebec says "Thank you Mr.Connery....", "Now lets take a look at the catagorys for double jeopardy..."

Alex Trebec says "They are...Potent potables,Drummers named Ringo,States that begin with Californ..,The number after 2,
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaar's, and finally....Don't do anything"

*buzzer*

Alex Trebec says "what is it Mr. Connery??"

Shawn Connery says "Knock, Knock"

Trebec says "who's there.."

Connery says "me, the guy who slept with your mother last night!"

Trebec says "Lets just go with drummers named Ringo for $400." "and the answer is....This Ringo, was the stare drummer for the beetles."

*buzzer*

Trebec says "Martha stewert?"

Martha says "Im so terribly Lonely....."

Trebec says "I know..."

*Buzzer*

Trebec says "Shawn Connery, the drummer for the beetles?"

Connery says "ah..Craven Morehead"

Trebec says "who is 'craven morehead'?

Connery says "Apparently you are!"

Trebec says "The answer of course, is ringo star"

Trebec says "Mr. Ozzbourn, you get to choose."

Ozzy Ozzbourn says "choose??? alright, i'll take charlston chews for 60 millions!"

*silence*

Trebec says "Lets just go with 'Don't do anything'"..."The answer is, Don't do anything, don't ring your buzzer,
just remain motionless and you all win."

*Buzzer*

Trebec says 'Mr. Ozzbourn you just lost."

*silence*

Trebec says "well, at least the two other contestant...

*inturrupted with Buzzer*

Trebec says "Why did you ring your buzzer!?"

Martha Stewert says "Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated, new england warbler."

Trebec says "well congradulations Mr.Connery, you were....

*inturrupted with buzzer"

Trebec says "WHA....WHy did you do that??!?!?"

Connery says "because, i hate you Trebec."

Trebec says "Mr. Connery, its your board."

Connery says "It certainly is you beef witted apple Jon"

Trebec says "alright, fantastic, well lets just end this...Final Jeopardy"

Trebec says "And the catagory is...*sighs and starts tearing up note cards* you know, ill tell you what,
the catagory is 'Things you Like'", "Just write down or draw a picture of something you like."

Trebec says "If you like circles, draw a circle... Mr.Ozzbourn could draw a Charlston Chew...Mr.Connery could draw me, hanging
myself...anything, at all"

Trebec says "Well, lets start with Ozzy Ozzbourn...he wrote...."Monkeys" "fine, thats great, you like monkeys"

Ozzy says "Noo, I HATE monkeys..., there awful!! I had a monkey once, but he wouldn't drink any alcholol, so i bit his bloody head off!"*maniacal laughter*

Trebec says "There's something wrong with your brain..."

Trebec says "Martha Stewert seems very comfidant..lets see what she wrote.........Absolutely nothing."

Martha says "Alex, im filthy rich, i don't need your chump change"

Trebec says "
Your playing for charity...."

Martha says "Screw em!"

Trebec says "Please seek some counciling"

Trebec says "and finally, Shawn Connery...you wrote......Alex Trebec.....i....i can't believe it...something you like is me."

Connery says "aww laddy, i know im hard on you, but its all in good fun."

Trebec says "ah...i..i don't know what to say, lets see how much you wagered."

*pause*

Trebec says "Sucks...."

*laughter*

Trebec says "I can't believe i fell for that"

Trebec says "So long from celebrity Jeopardy...Until next time.....Good lord....."

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