How stupid can one get
posted by Vanor
2002-01-02 19:06:21
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bla bla
 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
The [[ door ]] is opened from the other side.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>sear q
You begin to search ...

cw
*Plip the Stoor Hobbit* has arrived from the W E S T.

ce w
You didn't find anyone.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
cha mood wimpy
Ok.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Ok.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>ta *hobbit*
Target set to: *hobbit*
 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
*Plip the Stoor Hobbit* smites your head and tickles it.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Healthy>
You start to concentrate...

cw
cn
Speed set to: Normal
flee
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *Plip the Stoor Hobbit* with full impact.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
cha mood wimpy
Ok.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>cw
 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
cha mood wimpy
Ok.
*Plip the Stoor Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
You try to flee, but cannot!

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
*Plip the Stoor Hobbit* giggles.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
The Illusionist's Laboratory
A middle-aged woman, the illusionist looks defiantly at you.
Exits: [south], down.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>d
The Illusionist's House
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
*Plip the Stoor Hobbit* is standing here.
Exits: (east), [west], up.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You start to concentrate...

flee
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *Plip the Stoor Hobbit* with full impact.
You barely slash *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*'s left arm and tickle it.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>
You will attempt to flee!

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Plip the Stoor Hobbit*:Fine>cw
cha mood wimpy
Ok.
You flee head over heels.
The Corridor
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
A vicious little bandit advances towards you.
Exits: east, west.
You suddenly notice a thief.

 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cn
Speed set to: Normal
 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>


## hmm, wasn't the door closed?
## well, lets go back in anyway


 * W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
This corridor has collapsed. 
You can go no further, due to the stones,
earth,
and wooden beams that block your path.  A pool of blood seeps out from the
pile
of rocks...
You lost great renown in this battle!

You are dead! Sorry...

Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Númenor has
been lost... Despair settles on you.

 * W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>look
The Hidden Island
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

 * W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>view warl

*** Warlords hall of fame ***

    Armies of the West

 1  Snowy the Noldorin Wizard.
 2  Glaran the Dwarven Weaponsmaster.
 3  Kaldae the Sindarin Master Healer.
 4  Sagan the Dwarven Warrior.
 5  Ilmarin the Noldorin Scout.
 6  Throg the Dwarven Warden.
 7  Khzandros the Dwarven Battlemaster.
 8  Achilles the Dúnadan Battlemaster.
 9  Elhénir the Silvan Scholar.
10  Elenrìl the Noldorin Adventurer.

    Forces of the Dark Lord

 1  Dragóth the Orkish Soldier.
 2  Ramangth the Black Númenórean Rider.
 3  Zigûrakhôr the Black Númenórean Wizard.
 4  Mummo the Orkish Veteran.
 5  Azazello the Orkish Rider.
 6  Casque the Black Númenórean Wizard.
 7  Vanor the Black Númenórean Warlock.
 8  Jaanor the Orkish Soldier.
 9  Drengist the Orkish Soldier.
10  Kobold the Orkish Murderer.
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vanor2002-01-02 19:07:04
nice kill for plip :)
Hate2002-01-02 19:33:11
I entered sewers 20 sec. after this and Plip was linkless :)
zygmud2002-01-02 19:37:38
mpfbwahahaha, feels SO familiar, comfs man
wilma2002-01-02 20:03:06
been there done that
Blarney2002-01-02 20:25:22
And the real pisser is that a lot of people will always think you DT'd on purpose even though we all know you are stupid enough to have done it by accident.
Leila2002-01-02 22:01:01
Yep, been there, done that....
Do the gods keep a list of the most popular DT's? If so can we see it :P
Hate2002-01-02 23:51:09
I give my vote to 'most popular dt'. Been there, done that.
Ramangth2002-01-03 01:07:07
hum I never DTed there.
Gonfor2002-01-03 18:23:47
On the 24th Foreyule in 2782, you died in End of The Corridor.
balthazar2002-01-04 21:20:07
been there, done that
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