My, pukes have fun
posted by The Zaurgurz Ra
2002-01-13 11:06:51
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In case its not clear what's happening, here it is: Zaugurz get born in the Froz
Start logging: 13.01.2002 03:02

Trëchéroüs clambers on his feet.

o W HP:Awful>sleep
You go to sleep.

o W HP:Awful>sc
3/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Awful>sc
5/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Bad>sc
6/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Bad>sc
8/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Bad>sc
9/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Bad>inf
You are a male Zaugurz Orc.
You are 44 years and 9 days old.
You have played 3 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Urgoth the Orkish Scout (level 2).
You are five feet nine and weigh eleven stone.
Perception: vision 25, hearing -20, smell -30. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
Your equipment weighs nothing. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:14 Int:6 Wis:6 Dex:19 Con:14 Wil:18 Per:18.
Offensive Bonus: 9%, Dodging Bonus: -33%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 9/50 hit and 123/123 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will fight to the death.
You have scored 5,078 experience points and you have 0 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 0 exp. points and 5 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Orkish.
You will swim if necessary.

o W HP:Bad>sc
9/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Bad>sc
10/50 hits and 123/123 moves.

o W HP:Bad>wakest
You wake, and sit up.

o W HP:Bad>
Zlarky raises his hand.

o W HP:Bad>
You stand up.
Tugluk raises his hand.

o W HP:Bad>
Zlarky is now a group member.

o W HP:Bad>
Tugluk has been kicked out of the group!

o W HP:Bad>enter cart
You get to the mines and enter a mine cart. For an endless second everything
is still. Then you are let go - into the mountain.

o W HP:Bad>
The cart quickly picks up speed, the wheels making a screeching noise against
the iron rails.

o W HP:Bad>
Twisting and turning, the cart makes its way further down, faster and faster
into the mountain.

o W HP:Bad>
Racing at an insane speed, the cart makes a sharp turn, barely staying on the
rails.

o W HP:Bad>
The cart crashes into a large cave, detached from the rails. 
You are hurled
out of the cart and end up crashing into a rock wall. All of a sudden the
world has come to a halt around you.
Partially Caved-in Mine Tunnel
The tunnel is very finely crafted, with smooth walls and floor. It ends rather
abruptly to the north, where a large cave-in has left only a small hole in the
wall. A pair of solid iron rails lead into the low tunnel. To the south, the
tunnel opens up to a large cave. Next to the tunnel entrance a huge wheel
has been mounted into the wall, connecting to an extremely thick metal wire.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
Bodies lie piled on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
An old, sturdy mine cart stands here on the end of a pair of iron rails.
*a powerful Man*, wielding an engraved warhammer, is standing here.
*a cunning Hobbit*, wielding a black runed dagger, is standing here.
*a powerful Woman*, wielding a rapier, is standing here.

sts*a cunning Hobbit* pierces your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
Your head stops stinging.

* W HP:Dying *a cunning Hobbit*:Healthy>
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...

Zlarky says 'hehe, this will be intressting.'
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W HP:Awful>
Lekvash says 'seswwsu'

o W HP:Awful>
Tearless wakes up.

o W HP:Awful>
Tearless clambers on her feet.

o W HP:Awful>
Lekvash says 'then they cant kill us all...'

o W HP:Awful>
Bangsat stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

o W HP:Awful>
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Unknown2002-01-13 11:08:47
Not meant to be a whine log, just sort of frustrated. These people come here and kill us over and over and over. Wer're all newbies. Where's the fun in that. This is a game, right? Supposed to be fun?
hmm2002-01-13 11:16:34
how did they get that far in there? Zaugurz outpost defense is fairly strong..
Unknown2002-01-13 11:21:48
Its not that strong. All the mobs run to the same room when the alarm goes off. They baited them there, and then slept them one by one.
levkash2002-01-13 11:27:18
the gate should be bashproof and the mobs should be stronger
Sloshed2002-01-13 11:32:02
FAIRLY STRONG? they wiped it out in 2 minutes and they were 4 total
Unknown2002-01-13 11:32:51
FAIRLY STRONG? they wiped it out in 2 minutes and they were 4 total then tey stood there for a hour killing people even when they full hps since full hps at level 3 which was highest level on is like 55 hp sot hey die b4 they recover from the bs muddle bash it gives you when you log on
The Enquirer2002-01-13 11:33:32
If anybody knows who the losers were that raided and sat there killing newbies like that, post their names please. Credit where credit is due. P.S. The cart thingy is cute the 1st time, but gets old fast. Get rid of that thing!
Unknown2002-01-13 11:38:30
Hehe, they came back half an hour later.
Then, they let zorcs go into the door 1e of gate cave, went in with 4, and cast block door.
Block door, against 2 zorcs and no aggro mobs.
Unknown2002-01-13 11:42:02
khird was one
Unknown2002-01-13 11:45:38
turviniel
Unknown2002-01-13 11:47:07
hah, here's a good one
noble elf shrouds himself, then sits outside gate quickbolting every orc to death in 1 hit before they see him
in that case...2002-01-13 11:47:23
khird is a FUCKFACE... its really brave of faggots like that to go and kill a race in where everyone are level 1. even orcs dont come fucking with hobbit children now do they? naah...they(we) just kill yall mutharfucking strong mobs and fucking players so fuck off faggots like khird!
another zaugurz2002-01-13 12:05:13
Haha, they just can't get enough. They opened a portal that led to hunter cabin with the only exit blocked so everyone mobdies.
Unknown2002-01-13 12:17:27
Khird Turviniel Feriand YOU WILL ALL DIE
Rogon2002-01-13 12:44:33
Well, next time, go to NOC and yell '4 PUKES ARE INSIDE ZOC CAVES' and you'll see some action in there. . . that khird finds any point in actually blocking himself in with what he know is newbies, for 10 xp, doesnt surprise me in any way at all!
Fredde2002-01-13 12:49:34
what the hell are you complaining about? oh now i lost nothing at all by being killed by pukes buhuuu. i sure as hell hope all bree legend stay away from zorcs for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.
Zaugurz-Hai2002-01-13 13:15:02
I did run to toc, and screamed about it, about 4 torcs passed and didn't give a shit, and nothing happened...
vral2002-01-13 13:17:19
FEAR MY PIERCE!
Manatark2002-01-13 16:22:42
But don't you get it - they are a godsent testpossee to select out the strongwilled, that will continue exploring and developing the new race despite the fact that they are killed 1 sec after leaving the North? And when all of those false snagas get bored, the real toughguys will move in and start levelling and show everyone the might of the Zaugurz! <= As explained to me by Feriand.
Manatark2002-01-13 16:23:56
The end of my last commend should say "- As explained to me by Feriand".
Murghash2002-01-13 16:36:10
I get really bored, if i see those fuckheads Mammoth and his brother in action.
They are lamest Estonian players by far IMHO. Especially mammoth of course.
And about war...zorcs and torcs got common enemy to kill if pukes are around...
After pukes are dead there will be problems between 2 orc tribes. Words of Tolkien.
Schnikey2002-01-13 16:59:43
The elf who sat blocking boulders for an hour RL was Turviniel. And I can say exactly why they are doing it. Some months from now, they will try to impress us all with their '53 pages of pks', and show off their '9,7% #Zorc warlords to show us how great they are in pk. I think I've decided what to do with the eq from those same players, who ripped to the mobs. I think I'll send it all north and get an endless supply of newbie kits, and make them take an hour off to go smobbing instead of hunting us vicious newbies that might accidentally trip and scratch them with our 1 dagger per 18 snagas.
Murghash2002-01-13 17:27:36
Thats a spirit, Schnikey. Way to go!
Adebizi2002-01-13 18:09:16
Weaklings. Gather strength and avenge.
To Fredde2002-01-13 19:44:03
LOSE NOTHING?!
do you have any idea what the amount of time it takes for 20 zaugurz lvl 1 to reeq, i'll tell you 20*5 minutes, yes we have nothing to lose but insane amounts of time *glare fredde*
Jalin2002-01-13 19:49:05
Really gay that lame pukes have nothing better to do thank stand here and
kill something prob worth less than 1k in experience. Get a real fucking life
pls.
Dan2002-01-13 21:42:07
Me and khird dont smob
Mammoth2002-01-13 22:53:31
I'm the lead lamer _ofcourse_. And what can you do about it Murghash the Zaugurz snaga.. nothing but whine here! Enjoy your powers. BWahahahahaha!
Morgan2002-01-14 00:24:05
i think the zorcs should quit their fucking complaining.... how many times have groups of 20+ darkies (including orcs) come west and slain 30+ newbies ???
rza2002-01-14 00:53:24
thats the stupidest fucking thing by pukes ive ever seen, even beats lowyns coppers
Humm2002-01-14 06:59:46
As I remember you were the lamest puke I'd ever seen Rza :)
Unknown2002-01-14 09:22:24
Pukes aren't the only ones doing that stuff.
Shrouded Bns and orcs quickbolting us or stabbing us outside isn't that much higher than this shit
Unknown2002-01-14 11:19:38
Trëchéroüs is a gay fool who has a french moustache and talks with a stupid accent.
Barney Fife2002-01-14 11:21:33
Andy? We gotta nip it in the bud. Nip it IN THE BUD. Next thing these boys will be riding around in leather jackets, on motorcycles. And what will we do then? We gotta NIP IT IN THE BUD.
Ruder than Waki2002-01-14 11:35:22
Didn't you read the news description that this will be the hardest race to play of all? For all the holiday eurotrash that have said "Oh I played an Orc" while their fullsetted friend blinded mobs and healed them, and next thing they knew level 63 came around, all i can say is "Bite me". What the fuck do you people think, somebody make a new Bree 19 rooms from NOC?
Ajax2002-01-14 16:16:10
What's the surprise here. Just wondering what took so long to get a log of the 2 lamest players in the game grouping together. At least Mammoth has skill though, without his link and trapgroups (and now poison as orc) Khird couldn't kill dick. The Zorc defense sucks, Achilles soloed the first half of their defense solo when it ran out of the gate when I was chasing some Torc. Lost a whole whopping 60 hps or so. With 4 would be a walk in the park considering the intown defenders are all level 10 or so.
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