funny stuff!
posted by Fuct
2002-01-16 04:57:20
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some gods.........
>
Someone has transferred you!
It is pitch black...
You are inside.
Someone is standing here (idle).
Someone is standing here.

o>
Someone has transferred you!
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.
Someone is standing here.

o>l
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.
Someone is standing here.

o>
Someone says 'hi'

o>
Åresar tells you 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeee man   1 96 hrs  Valinor    free  !NOW!
C03-087.netonecom.net'
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

o>
Someone says 'I am going to kill you, and eat you and then noshout and notell
you :)'o>say hmmm
Ok.

o>
Someone says 'please dont come back with that name again.'

o>say why?
Ok.
Someone chops you to pieces!

You are dead! Sorry...


* HP:Awful>
Deor took away your ability to shout!

* HP:Awful>te aresar ?

Deor took away your ability to tell!

* HP:Awful>
You can't tell!

* HP:Awful>say hold up
Ok.

* HP:Awful>l
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A Warning Sign for new players is here.
Oxayotl is standing here.* HP:Awful>
The Valar have decided that your name is not suitable for MUME. Please type
HELP NAMES, read the guidelines, and start over with a better name. If you
can't think of a suitable name, you can try the name generator at
http://spitfire.ausys.se/johan/names/default.htm .

* HP:Awful>pray let me do 1 more tell pls?
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* HP:Awful>who g
Ainur
-----
 [Ms] Deor - 7th King of Rohan 
 [ M] Lancelot du Lake, Knight of the Round Table  (Idle)
 [ M] Humala - Herra Paska  (Idle)
 [Mw] Soba - rêveur à la fin du monde  (Idle)
 [Mc] Donutello beat up the Jayhawks - Sun Devils next!  (Idle)
 [ M] Sprocket the Dog of Good and Evil  (Idle)
 [ M] Bobbie A.k.a Kalaspuffen Hoochiepapa [Retired]  (Idle)

7 players on.

* HP:Awful>st
You stop !! RESTING !!, and stand up.

* HP:Awful>pray let me do 1 more tell pls?
You kneel down and try to hear the Ainulindalë.

* HP:Bad>
The Ainulindalë whispers to you '
Your wounds are still severe, you had'The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'better wait for them to heal.'

* HP:Bad>spit
You spit over your left shoulder.

* HP:Bad>l
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A Warning Sign for new players is here.
Oxayotl is standing here.

* HP:Bad>
Saving Fuct.

* HP:Bad>quit yes
Goodbye, friend.. Come back soon!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2002-01-16 05:01:09
deor did the same thing to me!
Fuct2002-01-16 05:02:37
Deor just wishes he had our names, right EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
An Ainu2002-01-16 07:54:58
You stupid, little, juvenile idiot. What did you expect then ? go play with your lego's first and grow up like 10 years before you enter mume, I cant belive tha amount of stupid fucks we get in mume these days ...
Mr.Master Baite2002-01-16 08:18:11
yup, they did it to me too:/
Oh come on now2002-01-16 09:21:46
The name "Fuct" is not a whit more objectionable than language used on narrate by any number of gods- many of whom outrank Deor. If Fuct was more than level one, that was a pretty crappy thing to do. Maybe there's some history that we don't see, but how did Deor know whether Fuct even understood what was wrong with the name. There are some non-English speaking players. The next guy might not know how "Fuct" might be construed in English. I'm not sure, but I think it means something like "lover of horseradish" in Lithuanian. Is Deor gonna be chopping up helpless Lithuanians because he is culturally insensitive?
Scrotum2002-01-16 09:46:23
Hehe, well I supposed it's deserved. I was made but my maker never dared play me in case of similar consequences.. I mean, what a wimp!
Unknown2002-01-16 10:33:56
You must be "Nuts" to have a name like Scrotum
Scrotum2002-01-16 13:22:23
You bet, I've got some balls!
Aschit2002-01-16 14:08:15
Just don't leave yourself hanging! You must be blue from not being able to play. I hope your not teste over the whole situation. If you're patient, you might get to release your frustration another time!
Aschit2002-01-16 14:09:58
The 'your' there really should be 'you're'. Damn, I hate it when I try to say something funny and forget how to type :P Some of these newbies must be contagious. Those were some pretty hairy posts above, right? But it was a ball reading them!
Haazheel2002-01-16 16:56:23
Stupid names ruin the game...
Joe2002-01-16 17:00:55
Thus speaketh Haazheel ---- hahahahahahahahahahahahahah (what a dumb name!)
Fuct2002-01-16 17:57:27
my only regret is not telling deor to "shut the fuct up" before he noshouted me
goretongue2002-01-16 20:05:11
aschit i am going to target you for your puns. you must suffer
Unknown2002-01-16 20:50:24
Fuct is pGanon. Kill the newbie!
Wendle2002-01-16 21:29:14
No, Fuct is p(wendle) kill me anyways! fak ya'll
Wendle2002-01-16 22:02:40
No, Fuct is p(wendle) kill me anyways! fak ya'll
Sloot2002-01-16 23:40:58
no fair they even spamkilled me 10x in a row !
ganon2002-01-17 00:01:21
man...why am i the first to be blamed with that name?i cant even post logs idiots...
Amira2002-01-17 18:42:27
Fuct knew what the name meant :) He had been sitting in the Bree in for over an hour with an acts that said -wearing a t-shirt that says "Hey go fuct yourself" Don't kid yourself, it's just some ignorant little punk.
Fuct2002-01-17 21:29:18
my shirt said "FUCT YO MOMMA", not "hey go fuct yourself".....idiot
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