Woo I rock!
posted by Aralot
2002-01-18 00:09:01
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I'm only level 1 damnit!
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zygmud2002-01-18 00:10:49
I hope you die a million times more like this
Aralot2002-01-18 00:20:01
And I hope you die a million times more in your gay Tharbad traps.
Astar2002-01-18 00:29:50
Do you feel better after posting this crap? Go play puke.
Tinatin2002-01-18 10:52:08
As a newbie BN, I still consider this rather amusing. This certainly
beats my shortest session :-).
Edvard2002-01-18 14:45:31
Do you think it says *a level 1 bn has arrived* you pathetic fucking moron!? I hope you burn in hell where u get fucked over a million times, before you get dipped in honney and fed to 10000 ants. And after that i hope you get to see you're little BN-mom fall down from watchtower dt, and break all her bones. And your father... I hope he gets forded, and washed up in rivendell still alive, to face his long and very painful death when bilbo jumps on his stomack until he chokes in his own vommits.... Thats how much i liked this log
darahil2002-01-18 17:55:55
I sense much anger in you...
ME2002-01-19 08:17:32
Better luck next time with the *bear* hahahahahahah!!!
To Edvard2002-01-20 20:37:03
If you intend to insult people do it with style please...

Unknown2002-01-20 22:23:46
Almost 2 days since login and a bear is in the same room as you. That ain't nothing more than bad luck. (unless you linkrented in vale, in whichcase you're nothing more than a shitty newbie.)
Aralot2002-01-21 00:28:10
Before you call me a shitty newbie, please think. Look at the room name, it was some eedd from crack. And why would someone linkrent as bn if they were outdoors in evil zone?
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