Pathetic
posted by Newbie Zorc
2002-01-18 06:35:58
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This is not a Whine Log this is just a log to show how pathetic the Torcs can ge
* W>Collapsed Inner Cave
A body lies on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding a dark broadsword, is standing here.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding an engraved warhammer, is standing here.
*a Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding a nasty orkish fang, is standing here.
Exits: [east], west.

* W>
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc* says 'it poped?'

* W>
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc* opens the gate.

* W>e
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Gate Cave
The corpse of a Zaugurz uruk is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz soldier is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz soldier is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz uruk is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz officer is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz soldier is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz soldier is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz soldier is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz uruk is lying here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz officer is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a Zaugurz soldier is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The shadow of a Zaugurz uruk is floating here.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is
standing here.
*a Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding a two-handed sword, is standing here.
Exits: north, (east), (west).
*a Tarkhnarb Orc* smites your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
Your attempt to pierce *a Tarkhnarb Orc* fails.
o W HP:Bad *a Tarkhnarb Orc*:Fine>e

*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc* has arrived from the <<WEST--.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc* has arrived from the <<WEST--.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc* has arrived from the <<WEST--.
*a Tarkhnarb Orc* has arrived from the <<WEST--.

o W HP:Bad *a Tarkhnarb Orc*:Fine>e
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No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters
it.

You are dead! Sorry...
o W HP:Awful>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W HP:Awful>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W HP:Awful>
Zorro snarls, 'might have left....'

o W HP:Awful>
Zorro disappears into the mine tunnels.

o W HP:Awful>
Kurggh growls 'hehe'

o W HP:Awful>say they still here
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Newbie Zorc2002-01-18 06:38:18
I thought they couldnt get any lamer
Racing at an insane speed, the cart makes a sharp turn, barely staying on the
rails.

o W HP:Fine>
The cart crashes into a large cave, detached from the rails. You are hurled
out of the cart and end up crashing into a rock wall. All of a sudden the
world has come to a halt around you.
Partially Caved-in Mine Tunnel
The tunnel is very finely crafted, with smooth walls and floor. It ends rather
abruptly to the north, where a large cave-in has left only a small hole in the
wall. A pair of solid iron rails lead into the low tunnel. To the south, the
tunnel opens up to a large cave. Next to the tunnel entrance a huge wheel
has been mounted into the wall, connecting to an extremely thick metal wire.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
An old, sturdy mine cart stands here on the end of a pair of iron rails.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding an engraved broadsword, is standing here.
*a dreadful Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding a dark broadsword, is standing here.
*a Tarkhnarb Orc*, wielding a nasty orkish fang, is standing here.
Newbie Zorc2002-01-18 06:55:17
Zrâhk narrates 'yeah, the shadow of zaugurz uruk killed our whole defense'
Wow what rocking Defense a shadow can kill the gate guards!
dispater2002-01-18 07:20:08
shut it
Newbie Zorc to2002-01-18 07:36:31
Quiet your more of a newbie then i am!.... *CACKLE* i still cant believe after hunting Zorcs you MOB RIP to them BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
www.stop compla2002-01-18 09:01:53
All you little zorks do is complain , well if you cant take the pressure and pain go play puke.
Fredde2002-01-18 13:06:03
survival of the fittest! UNDERSTAND! go play your bree legends if you cant handle zorc.
humala2002-01-18 14:41:08
what do you mean "this is not whine log", sure as hell seemed whining to me. well, as someone said maybe it'll help out to weed out the weaklings!
Unknown2002-01-18 16:05:48
LOOK. ZORCS ARE MEANT FOR EXPERIENCED PLAYER. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT RACE, PLEASE, DON'T PLAY. ALSO READ BOARD, A LETTER WRITTEN BY GOTHMOG, BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO CART.
Nightchill2002-01-18 17:18:16
Why don't you all just quit your whining? If you don't like the logs, don't bother reading them!
this is a whine2002-01-18 17:26:57
to unknown bast2002-01-18 21:06:42
i wonder who plays them huh? your only justification for killing level 1 is that you say: they are all experienced players. it doesnt matter if your norsu or a newbie, if you have a level 1 zorc YOU CANT FUCKING ESCAPE 3 LEGENDS
Hah2002-01-19 11:11:22
The lame thing is when they block boulders.
Deimus2002-01-19 11:51:06
killing lvl 1 zorcs wouldnt be nearly so entertaining if they didnt whine
so fervently. I kill them merely because the reactions i get are quite
amusing!
The zorc king2002-01-19 14:39:56
Well i sure hope that they continue to raid even when we have reached deeesssssnt lvls but i quess they wont
Unknown2002-01-19 21:44:57
Shallala2002-01-20 10:12:08
o W HP:Fine> sounds like whine:)
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