Why didn't we practice cure?
posted by Lakner
2002-01-26 23:56:34
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Lol poor Materva
Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>eat biscuit
You are too full to eat more!

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>l

Materva shoots a well-fed cow's right forefoot.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>
Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>Rolling Pasture-Land
A well-fed cow is here, fighting Materva.
Materva the Noldo is here, riding a pack horse, fighting a well-fed cow.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>
A hobbit has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>sho cow
sho cow
sho cow

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>A well-fed cow hits Materva's body and shatters it.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

Your attempt to shoot a well-fed cow fails.
An arrow breaks.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>Materva drinks water from a water skin.

sho cow
sho cow
You shoot a well-fed cow's right forefoot.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>A well-fed cow lightly hits Materva's left foot and shatters it.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

You strongly shoot a well-fed cow's right forefoot.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>A well-fed cow lightly hits Materva's right foot and shatters it.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.
Your attempt to shoot a well-fed cow fails.
An arrow breaks.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired>k cow
You try to shoot a well-fed cow, but she parries successfully.

* R HP:Fine>
You try to hit a well-fed cow, but she parries successfully.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired a well-fed cow:Fine Materva:Wounded>
Materva strongly shoots a well-fed cow's head.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired a well-fed cow:Hurt Materva:Wounded>
A well-fed cow lightly hits Materva's left foot and shatters it.

* R HP:Fine Move:Tired a well-fed cow:Hurt Materva:Wounded>
A well-fed cow hits Materva's left foot and shatters it.
Materva panics, and attempts to flee.
Materva leaves east riding a pack horse.

* R HP:Fine a well-fed cow:Hurt>
Materva has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* R HP:Fine a well-fed cow:Hurt>
Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* R HP:Fine a well-fed cow:Hurt>
A well-fed cow lightly hits your body.

* R HP:Fine a well-fed cow:Hurt>sho cow
sho cow
Materva shoots a well-fed cow's left hindfoot hard and shatters it.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

A well-fed cow swiftly dodges your attempt to shoot her.

* R HP:Fine a well-fed cow:Wounded>Materva fails to shoot a well-fed cow.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.
A well-fed cow lightly hits your body.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* R HP:Hurt a well-fed cow:Wounded>
Materva shoots a well-fed cow's left hindleg hard and shatters it.

* R HP:Hurt a well-fed cow:Wounded>sho cow
sho cow

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* R HP:Hurt a well-fed cow:Wounded>Materva fails to shoot a well-fed cow.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

Materva tries to shoot a well-fed cow, but she parries successfully.

You try to shoot a well-fed cow, but she parries successfully.
An arrow breaks.

* R HP:Hurt a well-fed cow:Wounded>Materva begins searching the surroundings.

sho cow
sho cow
sho cow
A well-fed cow lightly hits your body and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* R HP:Hurt a well-fed cow:Wounded>Materva stops searching.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

Materva shoots a well-fed cow's right hindleg and shatters it.

Materva nocks a missile in a shortbow.

You shoot a well-fed cow's body very hard and shatter it.
A well-fed cow is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* R HP:Hurt a well-fed cow:Dying>Aqua narrates '3 bns tbad'

recover
Materva shoots a well-fed cow's left forefoot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear a well-fed cow's death cry.
A well-fed cow is dead! R.I.P.
Your victim has disappeared!

* R HP:Hurt>Shoot whom?

* R HP:Hurt>
You search the surroundings for your arrows...

Materva throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

You recover five arrows and put them in your quiver.

* R HP:Hurt>
Materva begins searching the surroundings.

* R HP:Hurt>howl

Materva stops searching.

* R HP:Hurt>
You howl triumphantly.

* R HP:Hurt>stat

Materva says 'me awful'

* R HP:Hurt>OB: 10%, M_OB: 26%, DB: 25%, PB: 0%, Armour: 3%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 1,330 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit

* R HP:Hurt>gig
You giggle.

* R HP:Hurt>
Materva says '1 hps'

* R HP:Hurt>
Materva begins some strange incantations...

* R HP:Hurt>
Materva bleeds from open wounds.
Materva dismounts from a pack horse, and stops riding him.
Materva is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
Materva dies from lack of blood.
Your blood freezes as you hear Materva's death cry.
Materva has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

* R HP:Hurt>
Curufinwë narrates 'interesting'

* R HP:Hurt>tell materva how gay was that now
He can't hear you.

* R HP:Hurt>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a pile of coins
a quiver
a spoon
a hunting knife (brand new)
a lantern
a water skin
a plain leather belt
a shortbow
a pan
a pair of soft leather sleeves (brand new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
a thick pair of soft leather boots (brand new)
a plain pair of pants (brand new)
a plain hood (brand new)
a plain shirt (brand new)
a large sack
a lantern
a copper key
a dagger (brand new)
a fine pelt

* R HP:Hurt>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
Curufinwë narrates 'someone come and kick their asses?'

* R HP:Hurt>
A sparrow has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Hurt>
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materva2002-01-27 00:00:08
right when i said 1 hps left i typed cl to cure myself...bam came the bleeding...*LOL*
Nork2002-01-27 00:00:59
Nork2002-01-27 00:01:51
sorry about the above, looks like it to me that you spammed shoot and fled when you realized that your about to die and almost to late.
Hate2002-01-27 00:38:56
Dunno what is best. U giggling while she is dying or she saying 'im dying' before cast cure :)
materva2002-01-27 01:11:42
She?
Unknown2002-01-27 02:29:41
R O F L
Lakner2002-01-27 03:43:46
where girls? NORK IS GAY!
Lakner2002-01-27 03:44:10
we're rather
Edvard2002-01-27 05:34:18
This log makes me think of German working camps, HIV and world-hunger.
Hate2002-01-27 11:07:57
I have never seen a name finished by '-a' and that was Male :)
materva2002-01-27 21:12:32
well...got my name of a spanish soda...figure that out =)
Ulynn2002-01-28 05:44:11
HAHAHAHA loser
Irmhild to Edva2002-01-29 20:29:55
*nod* Think of all those poor Afghan people.
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