Sneaker? Oh!
posted by Lhôk
2002-02-06 02:42:50
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Found it funny.

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#### Tracking a little *Zaugurz* sneaker that stabbed me resting...
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o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>e
Trail
Exits: (east), south, west.

You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>e
Trail
A ferocious warg is here, fighting *a Zaugurz Orc*.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*a Zaugurz Orc* is here, fighting a ferocious warg.
*a Zaugurz Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, (west).
Aha, you have found your victim!

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>b
You can't backstab a fighting person!

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
*a Zaugurz Orc* nods solemnly.

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
A ferocious warg lightly hits *a Zaugurz Orc*'s body and tickles it.

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>e
Trail
Exits: east, south, west.

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>tt 2.orc
#   $target is now set to {2.orc}.
w
b
Trail
A ferocious warg is here, fighting *a Zaugurz Orc*.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
*a Zaugurz Orc* is here, fighting a ferocious warg.
*a Zaugurz Orc* is standing here.
Exits: east, (west).

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a Zaugurz Orc* crushes a ferocious warg's head very hard and shatters it.
A ferocious warg is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

*a Zaugurz Orc* says 'sneaker ?'

*a Zaugurz Orc* says 'oh'

*a Zaugurz Orc* nods solemnly.

*a Zaugurz Orc* says 'sneaking'
*a Zaugurz Orc* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in his
back.

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a Zaugurz Orc*:Bad>
*a Zaugurz Orc* --<TRIES TO ESCAPE>--

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a Zaugurz Orc*:Bad>
Your blood freezes as you hear a ferocious warg's death cry.
A ferocious warg is dead! R.I.P.

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a Zaugurz Orc*:Bad>
*a Zaugurz Orc* --<TRIES TO ESCAPE>--
*a Zaugurz Orc*  LEAVES <<< WEST <<<.

o W S C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
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Lhôk2002-02-06 02:44:24
Last word should have been "SneakeAAAARRGGHHH" :p
gaurog2002-02-06 06:41:42
too bad you didnt get the kill
Burzoul2002-02-06 12:38:30
funny
Devastator2002-02-06 21:41:24
Yeah funny! *yawn*
that was gay2002-02-07 15:18:50
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