Hm.. why bother to play brave when this
posted by Zorgmol
2002-02-12 06:52:18
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In log- Short log where nobody dies, but i still found it funny..
A log without any point really other than showing why orcs cant have
balls like the ones puke can show when you got blacksword. I found
3 pukes near Eoghha and wanted to check out exactly how much fun
i can have with blacksword. After a while i discovered they wouldnt
fight me out in the open, so i offered them a chance inside hillmen.
Figured if i could play some with exits it could be a funny fight.
I never log anything, so this is cut from scrollback, and since
its 5 am i wont bother to copy more than the funny part into this
log.

Cave
Exits: south, down.

o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>tt vande
#   $target is now set to {vande}.

Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
kill $target
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>s
Under an Overhang
The corpse of a ferocious warg is lying here.
The corpse of a ferocious warg is lying here.
A ferocious warg is here, fighting *Adoni the Dwarf*.
*Adoni the Dwarf* is here, fighting a ferocious warg.
*Vande the Eriadorian Man* is STANDING here.
Exits: north, east, west.
*Adoni the Dwarf* pounds a ferocious warg's head extremely hard and shatters
it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>kill $target
You slash *Vande the Eriadorian Man*'s head extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *Vande the Eriadorian Man*:Fine>

### Snip.. After fighting outside for a while things werent looking
to good, so i knew that without doors i cant win.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Warm>
*Vande the Eriadorian Man* smites your left arm extremely hard and shatters
it.
You slash *Vande the Eriadorian Man*'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Vande the Eriadorian Man*:Hurt>n

*Adoni the Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm *Vande the Eriadorian Man*:Hurt>flee

### So i stick to my initial plan to go to the hillmen village
to play with doors. Forek was near, so if things got really bad
i could always get him to bust me out anyway.. no big risk right ? Right.. ?

After a while inside hillmen i wonder why they aint comming, so i decide to
check whats going on. 
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>s
open exit s
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
Inside the Gate
A hillmen warrior is here, ready to fight.
A hillmen warrior is here, ready to fight.
Exits: *(north)*, [south].

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>That's impossible, I'm afraid.

Hm.. so our 3 brave pukes blocked the exit.. fair enaugh - gives me time to regen !
But around here i start freaking out a bit as i remembered there was no mage in the
previous group i had fought. I asked forek to go check what was going on and heard
they were quite alot, so i decided to retreat. I had no idea how many they were
though, until...

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>
The gate seems to blur for a while.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>s

The gate is opened from the other side.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>s
*Elmo the Dwarf* has ARRIVED from the vv SOUTH vv
*Lowyn the Rohir Woman* has ARRIVED from the vv SOUTH vv
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Entrance to the Hillmen Village
The corpse of a white wolf is lying here.
*Dan the Rohir Man* is here, riding a trained horse.
*Vande the Eriadorian Man* is STANDING here.
*Bourlim the Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
*Risca the Sindarin Elf* is STANDING here.
A great dark-grey horse stamps restively.
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* is STANDING here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
*Khazgren the Dwarf* is STANDING here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: (north), *east*.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>
The gate closes quietly.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>s
*Dan the Rohir Man* opens the gate.
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Your black sword forces you to hit a pack horse.
You slash a pack horse's right forefoot extremely hard and shatter it.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy a pack horse:Hurt>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy a pack horse:Hurt>e
*Dan the Rohir Man* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^ riding a trained horse.
*Bourlim the Dwarf* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^ riding a mountain mule.
*Risca the Sindarin Elf* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^.
*Väinämöinen the Silvan Elf* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^.
*Khazgren the Dwarf* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^.
*Vande the Eriadorian Man* LEAVES ^^NORTH^^.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!


And off i went.. quietly strolling towards new funny adventures.
Hope you guys had funny and kudos to pukes for not sancing Dan.
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Pinion2002-02-12 07:05:41
ehhhh..god.
*puke*
Rogon2002-02-12 07:08:51
Eh? What do you expect when you do something that looks like baiting? Why post shit like this? you are alone, you meet 3, you run to fucking hillmen, what can they think except *TRAP*. Imo you're an idiot for expecting them to enter.
Zorgmol2002-02-12 07:39:35
Yeah, i guess im an idiot rogon. I mean.. how fucking hard is it to bash the gate and go in and then leave if you see its a trap ? And yeah, i totally agree.. if you are low hps, it should be a safe-heaven to go to behind a closable. Closable = safe ! And with all the scary orcs the pukes knew was around (only me and forek was online or so) i really undestand why they came so many...
Unknown2002-02-12 07:51:57
That was exactly what they thought actually.
Shadrach to Rog2002-02-12 10:11:33
No u are wrong Rogon and consequently you are the idiot. People often enter solo for others, its called balls. You know, contrary to level 90 smiters with poison and 3 followers...oooh why am i even bothering? *slap self*
Shriek2002-02-12 10:56:56
Norsu pounds, and poisons with brd! *nod self* And only the followers smite, sometimes... Never seen Azazello, or Dragoth, or Maal smite though...
Edvard2002-02-12 12:11:20
Torment Uldrak and Caress smites, Dragoth used to smite for a very long time... wouldnt consider him a common norsu-follower though...
Ostu2002-02-12 12:24:00
Can I follow someone?
Prist to Ostu2002-02-12 13:46:29
Shure.
Azazello2002-02-12 16:28:11
OPw, am i a Norsu follower now ? *laugh*
Ajax2002-02-12 18:10:57
When was the last time you saw me play Torment Edvard, much less group with Norsu? I'm glad I still scare your sissy ass senseless with a year old char, but do please try to live in the now. And when I played Torment, it was me, Baresark,and Caress. Rarely Uldrak, never Dragoth. The most powerful weapon Norsu has againt many of you is yourselves jumping at imaginary shadows.
Ugash2002-02-12 18:16:27
zorgmol is really the right one talking about playing brave. Storeporters HO!
Ugash2002-02-12 18:16:42
Yes azazello u are
GORETONGUE2002-02-12 18:33:48
LOL LOL LOL LOL -- all i got to say
Rogon2002-02-12 20:37:51
Yeah, you can bash the gate and scout what looks like a very obvious trap. or you can block it and nuke those fucking trappers. Personally i think its great if trappers die, and if they smell a trap, blocking and portaling in and wasting those fucking trappers is a god-sent act!!! shriek, i'm glad someone noticed my two-hour experiment with a brd *hug*. Edvard, you're so fucking out of date its hilarious to hear you. please do comment some more.
Rogon2002-02-12 20:39:41
And i see zorgmols point here, but seriously, if you ACT like a trapper, you'll be TREATED like a trapper. What else can you honestly expect?
Adoni2002-02-12 21:07:52
NOtice the original group fightin you was not outside...ponder..so fuck yourself..like you have never trap people before?
Casque2002-02-13 00:45:53
Im really getting a bit tired of hearing about a time i teleported away from way to many pukes at dt when i was wounded armourless weak and had 38 mana. Off course i could have sit down and died just to please you guys, but in my oppinion, a normally cast, non-stored teleport to save your life really isnt such a big deal.. Off course, i know that mummalab (who started flaming for this crap) would never use a teleport to save their life, but since personally i prefer living to dying, i would still port in such a situation again.
Zorgmol to adon2002-02-13 00:51:14
For the first time i think i shall coppy rogons standard line - Who the fuck is Adoni ? Then Adoni.. once you learn to read you will see that the guys outside is exactly the same ones as i fought earlier.. just that they got a "few" more guys with them. And third of all.. i hardly think that im one of those known trappers- I believe i pulled some 3 traps in the last 12 months if you add up all the traps off all my chars together, and the last of these traps was in the beginning of november. But now i shall almost do as you told me to (you said go fuck yourself)- I shall go and get laid and forget about this game for some days ! *wishes himself good luck*
Zorgmol2002-02-13 01:11:44
Oh yeah, dan got cut out of the log.. he was around eoghha to (you were following him remember Adoni ?), and risca and bourlim were strolling around crossing dt. They were the ones that got me low since i ate a bash and got spelled some.
Zmej to Ostu2002-02-13 10:17:14
FOLLOW ME, MY SNAGA!!! I'LL SHOW U THE POWER OF SAURONS BROTHERHOOD!!!
Uldrak2002-02-14 01:00:41
I smite now? oh didn't realize that :P
I haven't used smite for over a year rl
Roman2002-02-14 13:56:11
MUME helps people to grow their EGOs... YOU're small people in dark shadows of you egos :) I even imagine two bright dots in the dark... you eyes :)
Grok to Zorgmol2002-02-14 16:35:21
Stop being naive lad. It doesn't matter if you never trapped once in your miserable career here at Mume. Truth is, it happens and happens way more than most of us would like to admit. The main point is why would ANY Orc in their right mind FLEE AT BAD hps to a closeable area that's not "safer" than where you were at before? There's NO OTHER reason than to fuel a trap -- period. So, for you to sit here and whine about the numbers, you're just being stupid. Now snap out of it and go kill some pukes!
Vegas2002-02-15 00:49:47
don't know where the teleport flames came about but i couldn't agree with casque more...especially if you play from shit link vs group of 3 uberlinked fucks...spam away some and port safe
Typo2002-02-15 02:00:07
I believe two comments ago, the poster meant to write Armageddon to Zorgmol :P
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