stupid log about a stupid puke named fli
posted by Geordi
2002-03-05 03:54:05
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definition of a stupid puke: flim

* Mana:Warm>Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A beautiful and docile horse is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* Mana:Warm>t
West Gate of Bree
Bodies lie piled on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper stands here.
A mercenary-guard is on sentry here.
A mercenary-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: east, (west).

* Mana:Warm>West of Bree
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
There are three torches here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
Flim the Man is standing here.
Yavedha the Elf is standing here.
Exits: (east), =south=, =west=.

* Mana:Warm>time
According to the Dunadan calendar, it is:
Mersday, the 7th of Afterlithe, Year 2931 of the Third Age.
The sun is very high, it must be noon soon.
You can see a Half Moon (waning) in the western part of the sky.
Real time is Tue Mar  5 02:35:52 2002 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Mon Feb 25 21:06:12 2002 GMT.

* Mana:Warm>
Flim drops a receipt for a russet hood.

* Mana:Warm>exam corpse
corpse (here) : 
Nothing.
Flim drops some pipe-weed.
Flim drops some pipe-weed.

* Mana:Warm>get all.weed

The light of Aman fades away from you.

* Mana:Warm>
Flim drops a wooden pipe.

* Mana:Warm>l
You get some pipe-weed.
You get some pipe-weed.

* Mana:Warm>West of Bree
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A receipt has been dropped here.
You see three torches on the ground.
There is a wooden pipe carelessly left here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
Flim the Man is standing here.
Yavedha the Elf is standing here.

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'geordi'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'drop it now'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'or you die'
Yavedha says 'tsstss'

* Mana:Warm>say yo
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>whois flim
Flim Flintlock, the Southron Vagabond is a level twenty-three Eriadorian Scout.
Is playing from *.net.
...And with dust in throat I crave
   Only knowledge will I save
   To the game you stay a slave
   Rover     wanderer
   Nomad     vagabond
   Call me what you will

Wherever I May Roam- Metallica 

* Mana:Warm>say huh?
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>l
West of Bree
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A receipt has been dropped here.
There are three torches here.
There is a wooden pipe carelessly left here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
Flim the Man is standing here.
Yavedha the Elf is standing here.
Flim says 'you gonna die'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'drop the weed'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says '3'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says '2'

* Mana:Warm>
* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'better fucking drop the weeds'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says '1'

* Mana:Warm>
Tamon has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* Mana:Warm>
Tamon leaves east riding a pack horse.

* Mana:Warm>
Flim sneezes.

* Mana:Warm>say wtf
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>l
West of Bree
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A receipt has been dropped here.
There are three torches here.
There is a wooden pipe carelessly left here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
Flim the Man is standing here.
Yavedha the Elf is standing here.

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'drop'
* Mana:Warm>say you want the weed just ask

Flim says 'the'

* Mana:Warm>
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>
Iroj yells 'anyone enchant?'

* Mana:Warm>
Flim says 'pipewweed'

* Mana:Warm>say dont be so forceful

Flim says 'drop it'

* Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>say say please
Ok.
Flim says 'its not yours'

* Mana:Hot>
A young ranger has arrived from the west.

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'its not even mine'
* Mana:Hot>
Yavedha says 'it was mine'

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'drop the weed'

* Mana:Hot>
A young ranger leaves west.

* Mana:Hot>say its yavedha?
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'i don't have to ask nicely'

* Mana:Hot>
Yavedha says 'yes'

* Mana:Hot>give all.weed yavedha
Ok.
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'did you ask nicely to take it?'

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'no'
* Mana:Hot>l
West of Bree
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A receipt has been dropped here.
There are three torches here.
There is a wooden pipe carelessly left here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
Flim the Man is standing here.
Yavedha the Elf is standing here.

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'there ya go'

* Mana:Hot>
Yavedha says 'he took it from my corpse'

* Mana:Hot>
Flim thanks you heartily.

* Mana:Hot>
Yavedha says 'for me'

* Mana:Hot>say buddy it was on the floor

Vasamir narrates 'whats best weapon for slashing?'

* Mana:Hot>
Flim says 'i know'

* Mana:Hot>say anything on the floor is FREE
Ok.
Kelso has arrived from the east.
Elle has arrived from the east.

* Mana:Hot>
Elle purrs softly 'where's flim?'

* Mana:Hot>
Yavedha says 'he dropped it for me to take'
Elur narrates 'scimitar?'

* Mana:Hot>
Trevik narrates 'longsword'
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Unknown2002-03-05 04:25:53
potheads
Nerf2002-03-05 04:44:12
gay ass pukes
Aschit2002-03-05 04:44:51
Sure..."It was just laying there." or "Don't you remember giving it to me?" or even "It's my precious! Mine! My Precious!" all SOUND like reasonable reasons, and I'm sure it all made sense to you. But I think it's time you came to terms with your problem. Consider this an intervention. We need you to see what your actions are doing to your friends and family. Is it really worth it? What would have happened if Flim had just killed you for the weed without any warning? It doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong. How would those little hobbit children have felt, orphaned simply because you wanted some good weed to smoke? How would they even explain it to their classmates in the school-burrow if the Bounders caught you with it? What would you have them say? That you are out 'adventuring', or 'visiting the elves'? Do you really think anyone would believe that? Or would you rather they tell the truth, the truth you can't seem to admit to yourself: that a few hours of pleasure at the end of a pipe was more important to you than their future? The first step is admitting that you have a problem. We're here with you, but the first move is totally up to you.
Aschit2002-03-05 04:46:09
BTW, Mume's resident smart-ass is back!
Nerf2002-03-05 04:48:20
Actually that was kind of long winded and boring...no offence of course.....
Pothead2002-03-05 04:53:34
Just cause you've never smoked!!!
Flim's mom2002-03-05 05:08:31
I only dropped him on headbone once. Twice at most. Now I don't know why I even bothered pickin' him up again. Shame on you, poodie-face!
Flim2002-03-05 05:18:22
ROFL he posted a log! hahahahahahahahaha ..that Yan dude asked me to loot his corpse ..or her...i dunno ..and i was afk so pukes were looting his/her corpse when i got there...i had to use force!

rofl @aschit
Flim's ass2002-03-05 05:19:07
Why does Flim keep inserting objects in me?
Flim2002-03-05 05:20:47
Sorry ass but it just feels sooooooooooo good to insert objects there
Flim2002-03-05 09:08:47
also, as my other char morgan's title has said in the past, i have a small
penis.
Why I can stand2002-03-05 09:46:34
...!
rza2002-03-05 12:10:46
hello | 2, 2%, #Flim, u gayer
Edvard2002-03-05 12:56:56
Keep this crap to elvenrunes!!!!!!
flim you twat2002-03-05 13:08:33
metallica were good in about 1988
now you just sound gay
Belemoth2002-03-05 15:01:36
Smoking is addiction, like player of Nator RL...
Flim2002-03-05 15:22:51
its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm

also, its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean

And Metallica will always rule ...so shuddup you unknown
Flim2002-03-05 15:25:17
and btw Rza ..... *tackle* it was a well planned, well executed trap. If i didn't have any balls, you never woulda got those kills
Flim2002-03-05 15:47:09
It is not how gay I act but it is how many gay bars I visit! Let me tell you that the motion there fits my outgoing nature real well
Flim2002-03-05 16:08:18
I'm so sexay
Flim2002-03-05 16:15:43
My boyfriend can't keep his hands off me
Shadrach2002-03-05 16:56:11
i just GOTTA play some more puke, it seems so much FUN
Flim2002-03-05 16:58:29
I AM NOT GAY!!!! FUCKING STOP WITH THIS FAKE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!
Sigmund Freud2002-03-05 17:55:41
Flim/Morgan is your basic Type II aggressive personality with impulse control disorders. It's a very common problem amoung on-line punks overcompensiting for real life latent homosexuality. It's what we psychological types call "pansytosis." Stop being mean to him!
Unknown2002-03-05 21:51:57
Flim=Bren?
Flim2002-03-05 22:38:22
I'm bending over for you, Sigmund Freud..
Flim2002-03-06 00:50:31
hell no flim not = bren *slap unknown*
Nanakia2002-03-06 16:58:10
My precious...precious...where is MY PRECIOUS?! MY PRECIOUS!!
Joei2002-03-07 03:49:00
why don't all you fucking morons leaving bunk comments grow up?
Isuldir2002-03-07 18:05:02
This gives me a reason to start a new orc. But I won't yet. Are the new orcs good? The zorcs?
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