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posted by Khakis
2002-03-07 22:41:21
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<wielded>            a longsword (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a metal wall shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a full metal helmet (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a pair of plate vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a heavy pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of metal boots (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (used)
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (used)
<worn on finger>     a gold ring
<worn on finger>     a ring of silver
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a snakeskin belt
<worn on belt>       a hooded brass lantern; it is lit
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a pan
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a set of lock picks


* C a huge stone troll (target):Dying Kemmler:Fine>
Trinity opens the bloodydoor.
Trinity pierces a huge stone troll (target)'s left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
You gain a level!                        <---- ### Level 25... life is looking good

Your blood freezes as you hear a huge stone troll (target)'s death cry.
A huge stone troll (target) is dead! R.I.P.

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity opens the blackslab.

* C HP:Fine>
Kemmler STARTS C A S T I N G <<<<<

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity quietly scouts westwards...

* C HP:Fine>
Kemmler utters the words 'judicandus dies'

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity stops scouting westwards.

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity quietly scouts eastwards...

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity stops scouting eastwards.

* C HP:Fine>emote levels
Ok.
* C HP:Fine>
Kemmler sez: im down 10 hp

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity giggles.

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

* C HP:Fine>clap khakis
You clap for your own achievements.

* C HP:Fine>stat
OB: 130%, DB: 26%, PB: 45%, Armour: 91%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 649,375 xp, 2,029 tp. Gold: 107. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit

* C HP:Fine>say +4% OB
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>grin
You grin evilly.

* C HP:Fine>sc
376/382 hits, 47/47 mana, and 149/149 moves.

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity says 'heh'

* C HP:Fine>
Kemmler shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

* C HP:Fine>say +14 hps
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity says 'meria im asawel exp if u're hela zelmg few tiwos'

* C HP:Fine>grin
You grin evilly.

* C HP:Fine>
Trinity says 'insana evan'

* C HP:Fine>stat
OB: 130%, DB: 26%, PB: 45%, Armour: 91%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 649,375 xp, 2,029 tp. Gold: 107. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from above.       <-----#### Promotion party interrupted
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from above.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from above.
*a grim Man* has arrived from above.
*an Orc* has arrived from above.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* slashes your right leg extremely hard.
You barely slash *a dreadful Orc*'s left arm and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*Norsu the Orc* pounds Trinity's body hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>b
bash                                               <-----#### Dwarves Ho!

Trinity P A N I C S ! ! ! <<<<<<<<<
Trinity LEAVES ++++ U P ++++

Kemmler LEAVES <<<< W E S T <<<<

Kemmler has arrived from the west.

Kemmler LEAVES ++++ U P ++++

*a dreadful Orc* slashes your body hard and tickles it.

*Norsu the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

*Norsu the Orc* pounds your right hand extremely hard.

flee            <-----#### Everybody left and it seems that Norsu does not like me *frown*

Your bash at *a dreadful Orc* sends him sprawling.   <-----### Dwarves Ho Ho!  *clap self*

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: south, (west).

* C HP:Fine>s
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: north, west.

* C HP:Fine>w
A Cave
A huge stone troll looms overhead, ready to crush your body.
A large cave troll sniffs the air, sensing an intruder is near.
Exits: east, south, west.
A huge stone troll hits your left foot and tickles it.
You slash a huge stone troll's right arm extremely hard and tickle it.  <----### No time to play -- I come back later to play *honest*

* C HP:Fine a huge stone troll:Fine>
A cave troll hits your left leg and tickles it.   <----# *giggle*

* C HP:Fine a huge stone troll:Fine>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Fine a huge stone troll:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
*Norsu the Orc* is standing here.
*a grim Man* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, west.

* C HP:Fine>
*Norsu the Orc* LEAVES <<<< W E S T <<<<
*a grim Man* LEAVES <<<< W E S T <<<<
*an Orc* LEAVES <<<< W E S T <<<<

* C HP:Fine>n
A Strange Tunnel
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
Exits: south, (west).

* C HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* closes the bloodydoor.

* C HP:Fine>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your left foot hard and tickles it.
You strongly slash *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>b
bash             <------------------#### Dwarves Ho Ho! Ho!!

con orc
* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your right hand extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>1

*a dreadful Orc* yells 'norsa bussob'

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* wanks: 'oj'

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* STARTS C A S T I N G <<<<<

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>The perfect match!   <------#### No let us play 1-on-1

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>change mood wimpy
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your right hand extremely hard.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>b
The bloodydoor is opened from the other side.
bash
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*a dreadful Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
Saving Khakis.

*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the west.

5
*a grim Man* has arrived from the south.

flee
* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*Norsu the Orc* closes the bloodydoor.
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*Norsu the Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard.

* C HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>1

*a dreadful Orc* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

* C HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>wm

*a dreadful Orc* slashes your body extremely hard and shatters it.

* C HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You try to flee, but cannot!

* C HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, west.

* C HP:Wounded>change mood aggressive   <------### I am getting serious now -- I mean business
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
*Norsu the Orc* is standing here.
*a grim Man* is standing here trying to concentrate.
Exits: south.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Wounded>*a dreadful Orc* LEAVES vvvv S O U T H vvvv
*a dreadful Orc* LEAVES vvvv S O U T H vvvv
*Norsu the Orc* LEAVES vvvv S O U T H vvvv
*a grim Man* LEAVES vvvv S O U T H vvvv
*an Orc* LEAVES vvvv S O U T H vvvv
change mood wimpy
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded>change wimpy 1000  <-----### Where were my group-mates --- hmm -- better look for them
Wimpy set to: 381

* C HP:Wounded>
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a grim Man* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
You lightly slash *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg and tickle it.

* C HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*Norsu the Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>n

You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: north, west.

* C HP:Bad>A Strange Tunnel
*an Orc* is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
*Norsu the Orc* is standing here.
*a grim Man* is standing here.
Exits: south.

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>s

*an Orc* STARTS C A S T I N G <<<<<

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a grim Man* STARTS C A S T I N G <<<<<
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: north, west.

* C HP:Bad>s
s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Bad>w
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the north.
*a grim Man* has arrived from the north.
*an Orc* has arrived from the north.
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Bad>A Cave
A huge stone troll looms overhead, ready to crush your body.  <----####  We meet again!
A pair of tiny eyes gleam at you from the shadows.
Exits: east, south, west.

* C HP:Bad>w
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: north, east.

* C HP:Bad>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Bad>n

*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the east.
*a grim Man* has arrived from the east.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east.
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your body hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>*a dreadful Orc* slashes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
A Cave
A huge stone troll looms overhead, ready to crush your body.
A pair of tiny eyes gleam at you from the shadows.
Exits: east, south, west.

* C HP:Awful>w
w
A Strange Tunnel
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.
*Norsu the Orc* is standing here.
*a grim Man* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east.

* C HP:Awful>w
w
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
*Norsu the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: south.

* C HP:Awful>n
n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a grim Man* has arrived from the south.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>s
s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: north, east.

* C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>e
e
A Cave
A huge stone troll looms overhead, ready to crush your body.
A pair of tiny eyes gleam at you from the shadows.
Exits: east, south, west.

* C HP:Awful>e
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: north, west.

* C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>n
n

You bleed from open wounds.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful>n
e
A Strange Tunnel
Exits: south.

* C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a grim Man* has arrived from the south.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You feel a strong ache there!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!                <----#### LOL, I was hoping Norsu would let me play with his friends -- but such is life *grin*

You are dead! Sorry...


* C HP:Awful>s
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 102%, DB: -17%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 381. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 64,077 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
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Khakis2002-03-07 22:42:31
Forgot -- Title "Shortest Legend Career Ever"
Unknown2002-03-07 23:09:35
How bout title, "GET A CLUE YOU FOCKING MORON, LEGEND IS LEV 26"?
Fredde2002-03-07 23:14:59
obvious this is a pretty new player so no need to be so fucking rude! go die you unkown asshole.
Khakis2002-03-07 23:18:32
LOL -- I love the anger management issues on these boards
Khakis2002-03-07 23:19:36
Thanks for the tip btw -- I forgot to memorize help legend last time I read it
Jessie2002-03-07 23:21:31
get a life you fricken loser unknown.
Khakis2002-03-07 23:23:03
Thanks for the tip btw -- I forgot to memorize help legend last time I read it
Aredhel2002-03-07 23:53:10
Everytime I am in one of those spamfights, I think how nice it would be if
there was a blank line between arrives from the south, and
the next line such as *a dreadful Orc* pounds your body hard and shatters it.
Makes it look like more people then there actually are.
Crysania2002-03-08 00:05:33
unknown rocks...
Fredde2002-03-08 00:07:27
unkown was burb! i promies! ei saa apelsiini
Unknown2002-03-08 00:39:42
wow khakis left gh/bm area? GASP... and you coulda gotten outta there easy if you had a clue :)
Prist2002-03-08 00:59:57
ALl of you unknowns, please, go shoot yourself rl...
Blake2002-03-08 01:36:57
Saddest thing about this entire post is the comment by the first UNKNOWN.Show yourself so i can stick your head in a bucket of water over a few hours to teach you some decorum,or at least the ability to stand by your words like a man,rather than hiding like a boy.
Juston2002-03-08 04:20:12
Where was this?
A huge stone tr2002-03-08 04:35:26
Norsu group took my kill!
Jahara2002-03-08 04:40:38
Next time open bloodydoor and go south. You were not going to get out or find your group in there.
Norsu2002-03-08 05:56:47
BWhahahahahaha! I SHALL OVERKILL YOU ALL!!!!...WHY?....aaah...why?...umm....hmmmm...aaaaaaaahhh....because......errr.....hmmmm.........Hrmmmmmm....BECAUSE!...because i suck and i cant pk solo and/or without poison *sulk* Morgan get your tight preteen ass overhere!
Magíca2002-03-08 08:50:27
Nice of the groupmembers (Trinity I suppose, nice player!) to spamopen bloodydoor for you. And Jahara it isn't open bloodydoor and then south, it's open bloodydoor then west :-) Juston: Umuk in Moria
Khakis2002-03-08 10:16:44
True comment Unknown, I make my home in BM. You have to live somewhere and what better place for a Dwarf?

As for Moria, first time there and I did not have a lot of time to look for door names once the guests arrived. Trinity tried to tell me directions out but I was already in Mandos by then. Any way, I was hoping the Norsu group that broke off was tracking Trinity and Kemmler such that I could have some battle with the *dreadful orc*



Thrur2002-03-08 10:19:32
*ROFLmao* @Fredde, this was bloody hilarious=P
Thrur2002-03-08 10:19:47
ei saa apelsiini i mean
Magica's eyebro2002-03-08 14:50:33
I lead the way and Magica follows me
Maal2002-03-08 17:21:36
Oh I wasn't even named, hehe!. Well what can I say, we found tracks of some 5 pukes going down abr then lost tracks and saw 3 puke tracks going in w gate moria. We went e gate I scouted some to see where you guys were and I saw you guys were inside umuk. Went back e gate got the other orcs and stormed umuk to bad we only got 1 :(
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