Life of a lowbie (WHINELOG)
posted by Solad
2002-03-16 01:48:20
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I often see this guy denying that he walks around with a group of smiters... wel
* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>south
The Lane
Exits: =north=, =south=, west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>south
east
Homli has arrived from the south.
Fomli has arrived from the south.
Womli has arrived from the south.
A young ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at The Lane!'

east
The Lane
Exits: =north=, =south=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>The Lane
*Norsu the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is su
ccessful.
*Norsu the Orc* leaves north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves north riding a hungry warg.

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left leg and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your l
ife!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your l
ife!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your l
ife!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your l
ife!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>west
south
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>south
You flee head over heels.
In a Light Forest
Exits: east, south, west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>south
The Lane
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungr
y warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

You swiftly dodge *Norsu the Orc*'s attempt to pound you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *Norsu the Orc*:Healthy>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *Norsu the Orc*:Healthy>*a dreadful Orc* quickly approach
es, trying to smite you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired *Norsu the Orc*:Healthy>west
south
You flee head over heels.
The Lane
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>south
Open Field
Exits: east, south, west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>south
Open Field
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>The Small Hill
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: north, west.
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
A young ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at The Lane!'

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>
The hardened ranger leaves north.
The hardened ranger leaves north.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>west
south
Small Path in the Hills
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>Small Path in the Hills
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
Exits: north, south.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>south
Old East Road
The butchered corpse of a starved grey wolf is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a starved grey wolf is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, south, =west=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>east

Saving Solad.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>east
east
Large Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>east
east
Old East Road Meets Greenway
*Norsu the Orc* is here searching for tracks, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: =north=, =east=, =south=, =west=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>east
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your li
fe!
A young ranger has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>f
east
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your head extremely hard.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your li
fe!
You flee head over heels.
Large Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>east
east
You flee head over heels.
West of Bree
Exits: [east], =south=, =west=.
The frost is making the ground feel solid.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>east
The gate seems to be closed.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>The gate seems to be closed.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>The gate seems to be closed.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>The gate seems to be closed.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>call

*Norsu the Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!
You lightly pierce *Norsu the Orc*'s head and tickle it.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow *Norsu the Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Large Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.
The frosty ground is starting to soften.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>east
f
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>f
West of Bree
*Norsu the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: [east], =south=, =west=.
The frost is making the ground feel solid.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>east
You flee head over heels.
Large Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.
The frosty ground is starting to soften.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>east

You swiftly dodge *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to pound you.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>east
You are already attempting to flee!
*Norsu the Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
You flee head over heels.
West of Bree
*Norsu the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: [east], =south=, =west=.
The frost is making the ground feel solid.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>f
The gate seems to be closed.
*a dreadful Orc* stops using a forest green cloak.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>east
Khird narrates 'OUT'
The gate seems to be closed.
*a dreadful Orc* wears a black warg fur about his body.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>The gate seems to be closed.
*a dreadful Orc* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s right hand and tickle it.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>east
You are already attempting to flee!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>east
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>west
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>west
west
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Connecting Paved Road
Exits: =north=, =south=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>f
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>west
west
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>west
*Norsu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak *Norsu the Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
West of Bree
Exits: [east], =south=, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>Large Road
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
A young man in ranger's attire is here, travelling the roads.
Exits: =east=, =west=.
The frosty ground is starting to soften.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>north
Old East Road Meets Greenway
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: =north=, =east=, =south=, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>west
Large Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>west
west
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>west
Grok narrates 'IN!'
Old East Road
The butchered corpse of a starved grey wolf is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a starved grey wolf is lying here.
Exits: north, =east=, south, =west=.
A young ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Large Road!'

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>west
Old East Road
Exits: =north=, =east=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>north
west
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Laurelin narrates 'How much pb is gilded resp bejewelled?'

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>west
Old East Road
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Exits: =south=, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>north
Old East Road
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>west
west
west
Old East Road
A duck is here, quacking happily.
Exits: =north=, =east=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>Old East Road
Exits: =south=, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>Old East Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>
You are too exhausted.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>
You are too exhausted.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>hide norm

Khird narrates 'OOUT not IN! listen to me not grok!'

* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
You attempt to hide yourself.
Soren narrates 'grim man tbad....'

Yzgard narrates 'behind'

The sun slowly disappears in the west.
The frost is leaving its hold of the ground.
You bleed from open wounds.

*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

*Norsu the Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

Gaal narrates 'so'

*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
*a dreadful Orc* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg and tickle it.

* C HP:Bad Move:Fainting *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*Norsu the Orc* pounds your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful Move:Fainting *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* C HP:Dying Move:Fainting *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>f
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* C HP:Dying Move:Fainting *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Move:Fainting>sle
You go to sleep.
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Bornack2002-03-16 01:57:05
pretty good for a lowbi >*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is su
ccessful.
Unknown2002-03-16 02:48:29
.. hide norm... wrong move.. hide quick and move other way when they pass.
solad2002-03-16 02:50:57
I have like 67% hide, and did you see me with enough moves to go the other way? =)
Aelgon2002-03-16 03:34:09
wtf is ur def man, u dodge even the infamous norsu's attemt to pound you?? "You swiftly dodge *Norsu the Orc*'s attempt to pound you." that bothers me. at level 16 too.
Aelgon2002-03-16 03:35:15
also, if he hid, norsu has track, and i have a strange feeling that he's smart enough to notice when he loses tracks taht you're hiding.
temegl2002-03-16 04:39:47
Insane. *Norsu the Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.
and about 11 approaches by the smiters
unknownisright2002-03-16 05:15:22
ya hide quickly rangers were around and day you could of stayed hidden long enought to get some moves back to get to safety
Mulefoot2002-03-16 07:31:23
That is normal group for norsu i dont often see him with more in just one group. And i dont find that a horrible group size. Specially when your in bree with all the bree legend and rangers :)
Mulefoot2002-03-16 07:34:19
I would guess you got most to all your equip back? I have, maybe on accident, even had gold left in my newbie corpse from a death to norsu. Atleast to my knowledge he doesnt burn corpses or hide all your shit.
Ertai2002-03-16 09:12:27
If U flee ....go 4rooms somewhere then quickly back and then somewhere(noy back) and do it couple( 2-3-4)of times...then they cannot track U correctly ...must split up or they just move on cause they know that now of them are been narrated or st...
Norsu yeah usually dont burn or do st like that but if U escapse from him 3times(I did that about year ago)...luckilly I got canoe:) and swam away and yelled ar Norsu nasty words he started to hunt me down... I was stupid and HIDED...with no hides...maybe was 2 on hide:) he laughed at me and one-two times I saw him attacking me and dead.....Sorry Ur dead:P
Ertai2002-03-16 09:13:25
Post scriptum english bad:P
Relim2002-03-16 12:09:27
What's the problem? You overspammed madly (into gate, for example). I dont recall Norsu ever saying that he NEVER walks around with a group of smiters. It's only 3 orcs for godsakes. This has nothing to do with level (you avoided some hits even), but all to do with panicing. Why you should *whine* about this is beyond me.
Norsu2002-03-16 18:19:42
Wow, so mammoth smites, and i group with mammoth, are you so retarded you feel like you just proved something? Dumbass newbie.
Norsu2002-03-16 18:21:04
What i have said, when people say that i always have " 3+ level 50+ smiters" with me, is that i almost NEVER have more than 2 followers, cause i dont like DELAY, and the people i group most with, dont SMITE. Now if either of these things are proved wrong by mammoth smiting and grouping with me, then DO tell me HOW, you retarded 'lil twit. Most people who whine atleast have a point, you, however, have none.
Fenolan2002-03-16 18:38:25
I'm not a Norsu fan by any stretch of the imagination, but a group of three orcs at Bree is perfectly reasonable. It's not too difficult to get away in situations like these if you keep your cool and don't try to do predictable things like continually try to enter gates.
Known2002-03-16 21:49:35
The fact is Norsu has no skill, Why? because he never travels alone, and they had to screw around with evenom because Norsu abused it because thats the only way he can get a cheap kill period end of story. Death To All Lamerz!!!
Israfel2002-03-16 23:25:02
Pathetic newbie... why run west gate? run south you moron
Israfel2002-03-16 23:25:14
south gate, that is
grunge2002-03-16 23:43:46
why run at all? forest was 2 rooms to the east, just hide there :P
get some moves, let the rangers do some fighting for you....whatever, you panicked and tried to spam into a closd gate! you died! muahahaha

die again fool!
Sloshed2002-03-17 03:00:24
i would guess norsu was on mood wimpyas and that is how he dodged his pound, i could be wrong was once before!
Omega2002-03-17 07:25:06
haha you shoulda ran to fornost when you had the chance bad luck for you!
Mammoth2002-03-17 10:11:17
Even bats/salamanders dodge 160 OB sometimes 8)
Unknown2002-03-17 14:49:23
if y are talking about parries :P
You swiftly dodge *Norsu the Orc*'s attempt to pound you.
Evan2002-03-18 10:34:37
Blablabla Offcourse he can dodge/parry orc blows in sun.
HOWL2002-03-19 19:04:52
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