A little tea party!
posted by Doomer
2002-03-24 23:49:59
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Once up a time, there was a black numenorean and an uruk-hai in a cave. While th
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Bianca nods solemnly.

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Bianca drinks water from a water skin.
Quillis says 'aha! my laundry stopped!'

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The air is filled with electricity, something strange is happening.

####Oh Neighbors coming for Tea and Cookies too! It looks like I will have to set more plates!####

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*Zaber the Half-Elf* has suddenly arrived.
*Falemir the Noldorin Elf* has suddenly arrived.
*Crimson the Rohir Woman* has suddenly arrived.
*Selphie the Noldorin Elf* has suddenly arrived.
*a Dwarf* has suddenly arrived.
*Bogger the Dwarf* has suddenly arrived.

###Hmm 6 more plates, looks like I'll also need more tea!###

A vicious olog-hai yells 'Some Dwarves, a Half-Elf, some Elves and a Man are here at Cave!'
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s body hard and tickles it.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds a vicious olog-hai's left foot extremely hard and
tickles it.

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*Falemir the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

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*Crimson the Rohir Woman* begins some strange incantations...
*a Dwarf* cleaves Bianca's right foot extremely hard.
A demon wolf barely hits *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s body and tickles it.
Bianca tries to pierce *a Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

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*Selphie the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
A demon wolf says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Zaber!'

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*a Troll* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
A demon wolf says 'YOU! Zaber! 
You will die before your time.'
A demon wolf strongly hits *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s left hand and tickles it.

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*Falemir the Noldorin Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Bianca staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by *Falemir the Noldorin Elf*

A demon wolf says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Zaber!'
An olog-hai troll lightly crushes *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s body and tickles it.

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*Falemir the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Crimson the Rohir Woman* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Bianca staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by *Crimson the Rohir Woman* hits her.
An olog-hai troll yells 'A Half-Elf at Cave. Come quick!'

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*a Troll* leaves VVVV SOUTH VVVV.

####BYE!!!!####

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*Selphie the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Selphie the Noldorin Elf* throws a fireball at Bianca, completely enveloping her in flames.
Bianca panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

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####HI!!####

*a Troll* has arrived from the south.

*Falemir the Noldorin Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
Bianca staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by *Falemir the Noldorin Elf* hits her.
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s head extremely hard.

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*Falemir the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

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Bianca panics, and attempts to flee.
Bianca leaves VVVV SOUTH VVVV.

###And off we go again!###
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds a vicious olog-hai's right hand extremely hard.

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*Crimson the Rohir Woman* joins *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s fight.
A vicious olog-hai says 'Bastard! How dare you? I will remember your face Crimson!'
A vicious olog-hai swiftly dodges *Crimson the Rohir Woman*'s attempt to pierce him.
A demon wolf hits *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s right arm and tickles it.

####And so concludes the visit of our neighbors. To bad they didnt actually get what they wanted!
Maybe next time they will stay longer and announce there arrival!####
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Bianca2002-03-24 23:52:20
Laugh :) Pathetic? Selphie, Im _mostly_ disappointed in you though!
Doomer2002-03-25 00:26:06
Ack how rude of me! Im going to have to not invite the Olog-hai here again. He hits our guests before we can serve them. Such bad manners! Im extremely sorry for your inconvience!
an Olog-hai2002-03-25 00:40:05
Ugh you bastard Crimson, trying to kick my ass how dare you! You and Zaber both interupt my fine dinning of Tea and Cookies! You poor bastard, you shoulda chased that bn with no armour!
grunge2002-03-25 01:22:24
i saw alot of los on your part there doomer, seems you learned alot from chudwicki's whine log :)
Doomer2002-03-25 01:32:19
Whines never, i just thought it was funny hehe :P
Uriond2002-03-25 02:15:00
You expect them to raid warrens with less?
Doomer2002-03-25 02:34:37
Uriond the point: They werent raiding warrens your dip shit. First they came for 1 reason and 1 reason only. Bianca has a nice worm hide. They want her worm hide. So what better way, she says shes lagged and they portal in. *WOW* and yet they still fail to kill her.
Ramangth2002-03-25 03:35:35
I also ripped like this too, to Zaber and falemir + cluelessfollowers when they portalled 8 into cave and wizkilled me. So thrilling!
Uriond2002-03-25 04:12:05
And do you honestly think, Doomer, that Bianca DESERVES that wormhide? =)
Doomer2002-03-25 04:41:50
Honestly yeah, she had more balls than anyone I know to go 1 on 1 after eating a stab. Most people woulda insta fled and hid somewhere, instead she enters closable after him and well you know the rest of the story...I dont think anyone else deserves it more than her.
GORETONGUE2002-03-25 05:00:09
hey uriond...whoever you are...bianca got some puke to awful in cellar then the puke died to the olog. so YEAH she deserves the wormhide so SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
uriond2002-03-25 05:58:46
If you think it's ballsy to stick around and fight after eating a stab then you need to get around more. =p And goretongue.. if the olog wasnt there (since trolls are eff vs hobbit) would she have done much damage at all? Wink
Uriond2002-03-25 06:02:15
Well the second part of that didnt come out quite right... If the olog wasn't there would she have stayed and fought long enough to do enough damage? Or just run and hide like Doomer thinks that everyone does?
GORETONGUE2002-03-25 06:49:23
uriond: how you got to level 40 being so clueless boggles my mind. i suppose you think that bianca is a coward if she does anything less than fight a fullsuited puke solo in a closable. get real man, a bn has to use good tactics to win vs pukes. she did this and got a little unlucky, and so did the puke. for you to say she didnt deserve any of his gear is just a pathetic thing to say.
Edvard2002-03-25 12:08:43
whattahell do u mean she doesnt deserve it?? she got someone killed and looted it, what more do u ask for?
Prist2002-03-25 13:59:03
Mh, letting myself be stabbed and running to closable has always been my favourite way to kill those pesky stabbers... :/
quillis2002-03-25 14:45:47
my laundry got folded and i'm happy now :)
Spammey2002-03-25 16:03:11
Aint gonna talk dirt bout noone but god damn...whities are such chickens...all of them :)
Uriond2002-03-25 23:48:34
She had 2 stored fireballs. Wow... takes tons of skill. And yes Bianca is a coward since all she does is follow people.
Fredde2002-03-26 01:17:46
after reading more and more of your clueless comments uriond i have to do a rogon TM comment. who the hell are you? and why should any1 care?
Rogon2002-03-26 01:25:07
I would never, _never_, use "any1" instead of anyone.
Fredde2002-03-26 03:11:17
WHO said that the rogon tm comment dident end after the first ? HUH!
Bianca2002-03-26 03:11:48
Uriond, S T F U ALREADY? You are a moron who only leaves BREE area if you are in a group and *AHEM*, not LEADING. And WHO THE HELL RAN FROM ME AT PRIEST? (The one time I seen you solo. ) & (BTW WAS I NOT SOLO THEN AS WELL? RUN FOREST, RUNNNNNN..........!)
I had NO ARMOUR(cellar fight), and was expecting the olog to do alittle MORE damage then he did, because I never fought a whitie inside cellar one on one, its usually 5 pukes charging me. Ive seen MANY pukes flee out of there as well, so I didnt care about nuking at first, I wanted to spam exit close, but when that didnt seem to be working I nuked..I wont bother posting anymore crap about/towards you, because its not my style and because you are doing a fine job of making yourself look like a fool. =/
Uriond2002-03-26 03:27:27
You seem to have contradicted yourself in your first line. If I am never solo and never leave Bree, how did we have that 1v1 fight at priest? And I ran from you at priest because your backup finally came. And I was manaless for most of that fight. Let's also not mention Khird was at your house and he was on whitie side while you were on darkie, which explains why you were alone I'm sure. And as for me following? I'm solo in pk 60% of the time. And you're solo what? 2%? And it seems the only people ripping me here are your little flirts, so why should they bother me?
Doomer2002-03-26 03:33:45
Uriond solo 60% of the time? I beg to differ with that statement. I remember many times Ive seen you following others in pk. Not to mention your "Son of Ginlon" character. The bickering back here is childless, obviously your jealous of Bianca's achievement in killing a solo puke. So to say the least just shut the fuck up and stop making yourself look like an idiot.
Uriond2002-03-26 03:43:07
And as I recall, I've quickblinded you many times while solo. Yes, solo. And so what if I have a char which is son of Ginlon? Seeing how Ginlon rarely plays anymore. And jealous of Bianca? Hardly.
Aschit2002-03-26 03:44:32
Exactly what would have been a 'deserving' way for Bianca to get the eq? Now casting fireball is lame? That one's a stretch even for me to comprehend :P
Doomer2002-03-26 03:47:08
Uriond to say the least your lame. Yes you can quickblind, but have I or has she ever died to it? I think not... Instead you run and hide and show what little skill you have. Sure If I wanted to quick blind shit, I could level up a cleric and do the same shit. Instead I spend my time online to annoy little shit fucks like you who run the other way when they hear narrates 'Doomer and Bianca xxx'
Uriond2002-03-26 04:11:05
I can't fight toe to toe vs 4, sorry... but it's just not possible as 200 hp cleric. So why fight a losing battle? You never stay and fight when you're bad/awful, I'm sure, so I could just as easily call you lame for running? I didn't call fireball lame, what I said didn't come out right, but I know what I mean even if no one else does. I'm through with this argument btw.
Uriond2002-03-26 04:18:45
West of the Ford in the Bruinen
*Doomer the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Doomer the Orc*.
*Bianca the Black Númenórean* is here trying to concentrate, riding a pack horse.
*Venal the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*Rumble the Mountain Troll* is standing here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: =north=, east, south, west. Need I say more?
Doomer2002-03-26 05:15:02
Yeah your point? Trolls and Orcs all go ford, and I just happened to be with 2 of my best friends there. But what you forgot to show is how you spam fled like a pig or the uh "Solo" group came along. Meaning lowyn and her 7 followers. You keep posting stupid shit and you keeping making yourself look like a fool. Take my advice, stop posting before you really do cause damage you cant reverse. That is if you already havent...
Uriond2002-03-26 05:25:44
That was copied from something that a friend of mine showed me tonight on icq. I wasn't even there, so how could I have spamfled like a pig? Grow up, man.
Gorthauk2002-03-26 13:22:11
I never get invited to tea parties any more,gotta stop eating the plates.
GORETONGUE2002-03-26 14:05:35
i heered you ate huge shovel too! i will destroy yoooo!
Bout time2002-03-26 14:58:58
someone called Bianca what she is. A no-clue, spam following, mud-sexing
idiot who never did anything on this game worth talking about. Yeah stick
up for your gf, Doomer. 2 months ago you at least had a clue and was calling her
for what she is - a talentless MUME slut who needs to get a fucking life
Unknown2002-03-26 15:02:06
No shit, Doomer. A while back you were acting like you were pussy whooped
over a sad MUME fuck, Bianca, and then you got a clue. What happened? Lonely,
big guy? Had to kiss some Bianca-ass? Maybe both of you should be the ones who are embarrassed?
Unknown2002-03-26 15:02:42
stupid log by the way, by another stupid player
Reek2002-03-26 17:03:23
Unkown comments need to be banned from this site. Stupid fucking pussies that don't want to be hurt if a player sees them on the game after a bad comment.
Erdrick2002-03-26 18:46:59
Haha. I got $20 (states $) that those 3 anonymous comments from same person (*coughcoughuriondcough*). Anyone wanna take that bet up w/ me?
Pilois2002-03-26 23:19:10
WHo was it that bianca got worm hide from?
Doomer2002-03-27 00:24:21
Sitting here reading these comments, just disgust me. People once again sticking there noses into shit they dont even have a clue about. Why you ask? The answer is simple, they are jealous little pussies that wish they had something going for them. Then again, they wouldnt have one because they don't even dare show there name. Obviously they like asking shit from me or something, maybe they kiss my ass while on darkie. Either way you can bet that I'll find out who the hell you are, and when I do....
Doomer2002-03-27 00:24:51
Thinking about it again, you people arent even worth my time...
Uriond2002-03-27 02:21:41
Yea it was me, even tho i got home at 7:30 pm, which is 3 hours after the unknown comments. Sure I feel the same way as he/she/they do about Bianca, but I've never had a problem with Doomer until he defends her for stupid reasons.
Ethar2002-03-27 03:41:02
personal feelings aside! this log sucked and no iw ont kiss any ass!
Nuemar2002-03-29 11:33:12
Bianca is a decent player. She deserved the loot she takes. Sorry pukes. I agree with Doomer.
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