log for bored people (VERY BORED PEOPLE)
posted by Gza
2002-03-31 14:16:56
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??????????
died today 3 times as darkie, twice linkless, i have dialup modem now, too slow
so i come up with this idea to make a puke because they easier 
lasted about 10 minutes
 



*>Nightwolf narrates 'any1 enchanting or sellig a smiter?'

*>t nightwolf i sell u wS?
Ok.
Nightwolf tells you 'u have?'
*>t nightwolf yeha
Ok.
Nightwolf tells you 'what u want for it?'
*>t nightwolf some fakker give me it
*>
Ok.
Nightwolf tells you 'nods'

Nightwolf tells you 'oki meet bree?'

West Gate of Bree
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper stands here.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
Nightwolf the Dwarf is standing here.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
Dhiras is standing here.
Exits: east, (west).
* Move:Tired>
* Move:Tired>sa make it 50 golds
Ok.
* Move:Tired>
Nightwolf fails to bind Dhiras' wound.
* Move:Tired>sa actually
Ok.
* Move:Tired>
Dhiras giggles.
* Move:Tired>
Nightwolf says 'me reeqping man'
* Move:Tired>
A hobbit has arrived from the east.
* Move:Tired>
A hobbit stops using a lantern.
The lamp-lighter has arrived from the east.
* Move:Tired>
Dhiras whispers to you, 'Are you rza?'
* Move:Tired>
Nightwolf says 'dont have that much'
* Move:Tired>sa ok 25
Ok.
Nightwolf gives you a forest green cloak.
Dhiras whispers to you, 'Are you serious?'
Dhiras bleeds from open wounds.
*>sa its an honour to meet me
Ok.
*>hshake dhiras
Dhiras chuckles politely.
*>
You shake hands with him in greeting.
*>
Dhiras nods in agreement with you.
*>
Dhiras fails to bind his wound.
*>
Nightwolf gives you 25 lauren coins.
*>sa thanks
*>
Ok.
Dhiras successfully binds his wound.
*>sa and heres your reward
Dhiras sits down and rests.
*>
Ok.
*>
Nightwolf says 'didnt want to sell lww since u nmight need'
*>give biscuit nightwolf
Ok.
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Exits: north, west.

later

*>t nightwolf i have another biscuit u need?

*>
Ok.
Nightwolf tells you 'sure---come lb'
*>
Norholm narrates 'who's dwarf corpse near fornost?'
*>t nightwolf whata bout a loaf of bread'
Ok.
*>
Saving Gza.
*>
Nightwolf tells you 'i dont like breads'
*>
Londo narrates 'buying mighty dwarven axe!!!!'
*>na WELL your in luck
Ok.
*>
Uhb tells you 'hehe, well buncha pukes mobbed in moria after you died'
*>na i have one at bree
Ok.

*>t londo 50 golds
Ok.

Londo tells you 'whoa too much one guy offered for 35'
*>t londo ok 30

Fells has arrived from the south.
*>
Ok.
*>
A Bree guard has arrived from the north.
*>
Ondo drinks water from a large grey fountain.
*>
Londo tells you 'ok'
Londo barks :  show the axe
*>
*>emote puts a mighty dwarven axe in a large sack.
Ok.
*>
Londo smiles happily.
*>emote gets a mighty dwarven axe from a large sack.
Ok.
*>
Londo barks :  wait is it cleaving
*>
Ondo says 'corse'
*>sa of course
Ok.
*>
A citizen mercenary leaves east.
*>
Fieuzal has arrived from the west.
A mountain mule has arrived from the west.
*>give cookie londo
Ok.
*>sl
You go to sleep.
*>
You begin to feel hungry.
*>
You are awakened by Londo.
*>
Feriand utters the words 'bfzahp ay bfugtizgg'
*>
Londo barks :  hey

Londo barks :  GIVE NOW

Londo barks :  FUCK GIVE THE FUCKING AXE OR GOLD BACK OR ELSE....

Londo barks :  FUCK GIVE THE FUCKING AXE OR GOLD BACK OR ELSE....
*>
Jaagern starts moaning.
*>
The sun sets on Bree-land.
You are hungry.
*>
Farok narrates 'good job stealing gza keep itu p'
*>
Londo roars loudly.
*>sa ok

*>
Ok.
*>sa but first you must dance
Ok.
*>sa DANCE
Ok.
*>
Londo dances for the sheer joy of it.

*>
Jaagern schuggs u find it funny'?
*>sa DANCE MOTHERFUCKER
Ok.
*>sa DANCE
sa DANCE
Ok.
*>
Ok.
*>
Jaagern is now a group member.
*>
Londo dances for the sheer joy of it.
*>
Londo dances for the sheer joy of it.
*>give 29 lauren londo

Londo barks :  ok give now
*>
Ok.
*>
Ondo peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully.
*>gig
You giggle.
*>sl

Londo grins evilly.

bet that was worth reading hey!
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jaagern2002-03-31 15:41:34
cry
Edvard2002-03-31 15:43:47
hahahahahhahahaha... poor guy really did dance, instead of kill ye =p
Kostihryz2002-03-31 16:39:06
ROFL...
An Ainu2002-03-31 16:54:14
... Asshole, how about : GET A LIFE LOSER !
fredde2002-03-31 17:02:47
said the unkown commentor
Khazir2002-03-31 17:42:26
Don't you just love it, when people upload logs that show they break the rules?
Aschit2002-03-31 18:22:36
Is Gza this char's real name? Someone tell me so I can log on and kill the little fucker like the last guy I caught doing this to people.
Beruleth2002-03-31 18:36:22
Heh killed such guy another day, Bibota or what was his name. He cursed and begged a bit in the end but he got lame death like he deserved.
Fredde2002-03-31 19:06:55
aschit guess who Gza is. hint! last logged on 1 hour ago from *.au =รพ and i bet he wasent drunk!
zygmud2002-03-31 19:09:50
I actually laughed abit :p
especially at the DANCE part
Zoone2002-03-31 19:24:15
demote him. it is illegal to emote game output.
Fankil2002-03-31 19:32:19
L A U G H !
Aschit2002-03-31 21:23:20
Binota is STILL doing it? I know he's been killed at least 3 times for his cheating so far. Why don't the gods do something? I asked him why he was doing it he said 'I was just bored.' Then later he said 'I don't do it all the time.' I was happy RL when someone narrated he died :P What's really sick is that the people who killed him lost align for doing something that others should have already taken care of.
Beruleth2002-03-31 21:26:42
Alignment lost or not but gods really didn't react when I prayed to check his trophy for sameside kills... Some1 narrated he killed more than one (he just killed some1 and sais it was his RL friend who asked to do so yeah sure:) Asked friend's mage to blind him and pierced to death:P
pinion2002-04-01 01:59:04
rza, YOU ROCK
Aschit2002-04-01 03:04:30
I said Binota above, I think I meant Bobito though :)
Gza2002-04-01 03:56:54
zoone you cant demote me, im level 1 AHR HAR HAR
zomb2002-04-01 09:13:52
it is forbidden to emote game output in pk i heard. otherwise its legal
Tarkus2002-04-01 16:47:40
see Rules-Abuse, Miscellaneous
- Misleading emotes, like 'emote leaves to the west', are illegal.
'emote begins some strange incantations..." belong to these too.
Marlina2002-04-03 00:12:46
People who do that should be listed so that other people can kill them without fearing the consequences.
If I'd be V+...2002-04-03 14:00:17
I think demoting all chars in account for 5 levels should be fair enough.
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