Kataboom!
posted by Capiche
2002-04-08 15:00:29
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Heading east to do a spot of exping with Xylo. En route to DT im told to change
** Xylo tells me to go Filthy as there are some pukes about **

o W C>Broken Mountains
Exits: ^north^, ^east^, ^west^.
Saving Capiche.

o W C>Dirty Trail
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

o W C>Dirty Trail
Exits: ^east^, ^south^.

o W C>Dirty Trail
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: ^north^, ^west^.

o W C>Dirty Trail
Exits: ^north^, ^south^.

o W C Move:Tired>Dirty Trail
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: ^south^, ^west^, down.

** Ahh good, made it to Filthy where Xylo and Cyclaw are waiting for me **

o W C Move:Tired>Filthy Cave
A water barrel has been left here.
A huge, smoking camp-fire is burning here.
The corpse of a stone troll is lying here.
A stone troll is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
Grandma troll is sleeping here.               <-- This is no time to be napping...
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting a stone troll.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*a powerful Woman* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, fighting a stone troll.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.
A young troll is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
*a Man* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: east, ^up^, down.
A stone troll says 'I will rip your heart out, Norin!'  <-- Hurrah!

** OK, where are Xylo and Cyclaw? And whats going on here?! **

* W C Move:Tired>
An earth troll has arrived from the east.

* W C Move:Tired>
*a Dwarf* stabs a stone troll's left arm extremely hard.

* W C Move:Tired>
*a Man* says 'ok'    <-- This is not OK. My two troll buddies have turned into 6 pukes.

* W C Move:Tired>
A stone troll barely smites *a Dwarf*'s right leg and tickles it.

* W C Move:Tired>
*a sturdy Dwarf* cleaves your right leg extremely hard.
You pound *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!                <-- Shazzam!

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* giggles.                              <-- Why do you titter so, Centurian?

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
A large earth troll has arrived from below.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>emote seethes - ehh?  <-- Indeed!

*a Man* smites your left arm extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You pound *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!                    <-- I can take 6...right?

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>

*a Dwarf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Dwarf* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
That really HURT!
An orkish scout yells 'Av Elf os seli ag Treor po gfu Misdy Maeztoizs!'

* W C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>f

*a Man* smites your body extremely hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* cleaves your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a powerful Woman* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a powerful Woman*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
That really HURT!

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Bad *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
*a sturdy Dwarf* cleaves your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Man* smites your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Awful Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Dwarf* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Disgusting Cave
The corpse of a young troll is lying here.
The corpse of a troll bitch is lying here.
The corpse of an earth troll is lying here.
The corpse of an earth troll is lying here.
The corpse of a large earth troll is lying here.
The corpse of a young troll is lying here.
The corpse of a young troll is lying here.
The corpse of an earth troll is lying here.
The corpse of a troll bitch is lying here.
The corpse of a troll bitch is lying here.
The corpse of a young troll is lying here.
Exits: [south], west.

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the west.      <-- Thats pace...

* W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
*a sturdy Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

* W C HP:Awful Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
*a powerful Woman* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Awful Move:Tired *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>w 
f

*a sturdy Dwarf* cleaves your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry...


o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>w
u
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>emote seethes - jesus
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
You can't do that here.

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>emote seethes - right on
You can't do that here.

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>lo
Chamber of the Trolls
You see two green slime moulds on the ground.

o W C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Xýlô tells you 'get out'

o W C HP:Awful>
Xýlô tells you 'igot no moves'

o W C HP:Awful>
Xýlô tells you 'run dt, door bashed'

o W C HP:Awful>
Xýlô tells you 'u ok?'

o W C HP:Awful>
Now you feel strong enough to return to Arda.

o W C HP:Awful>st
u
You stop resting, and stand up.

o W C HP:Awful>A Deserted Cave
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Mlaticka is standing here.
Exits: west.

o W C HP:Awful>nar muhahaha
Ok.
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Reef2002-04-08 15:03:55
Rather nasty surprise. Granted my link there wasnt the best but thats some impressive damage from dem pukes... Ohh that was 419 hits.
rza2002-04-08 15:50:14
thats totally gay, you know my and capiche link is gay so FUCK OFF AND LET US KILL YOU STUPID SWEDES
Unknown2002-04-08 16:16:20
Xylo is a fuckin wimp. Cares for himself and noone else.
I like cheeze2002-04-08 16:35:19
I LIKE CHEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*KILL SWEDES*2002-04-08 17:42:34
Varginark2002-04-08 19:10:26
Ack capiche! should of had me and phat with u!, we could of rawked em hard
Trinity2002-04-08 21:04:24
Uuuh, do my quickfballs hurt or what? :) *comf* anyway :(
Nerf2002-04-08 23:41:19
Unknown, you are stupid as well as a fool.
GORETONGUE2002-04-09 07:18:42
funny at the end where you get tells =p
*sturdy dwarf*2002-04-09 13:37:30
funny how trolls think they're always up for us, charge us some more :)
A Troll2002-04-09 22:44:57
Nods the tells at the end were just hilarious.. a little too late !
Phat2002-04-10 07:37:36
yess capiche you shoulda had me w/ you.
GORETONGUE2002-04-10 09:30:56
heh, i read again to remind myself, exactly what was funny at the end..and i laughed outloud again
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