Boiled chiken
posted by *lost*
2002-04-20 04:24:11
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Five estonian students in a lab gets hungry.
Estonian computer lab 5 am in the morning.
Five more or less deadpale estonian students are sitting in a lab playing mud. One of them gets a craving for a snack.
What kind? Boiled chiken of course, the pale sort boiled in only water with some salt.


o W S C HP:Fine>l
Five An EstonianStudent are sitting here infront of an 486 pc humming softly.

o W S C HP:Fine>
An Estonian student says 'hey gyus, i feel hungry, how about rest y00?'
An EstonianStudentTwo says 'ynf'
An EstonianStudentThree says '101010000!!!!!!'
An EstonianStudentFour says 'Yeah, i am hungry two'
An EstonianStudentFive says 'Lets'

o W S C HP:Fine>leave
You step out of the computer lab and head for the door.

o W S C HP:Fine>open exit
*craaeek* a wooden door swings open with a noise, infront of you is a wide country side.
In the far distance you can see smoke coming out of the factories, the sky is grey and black, it smells
quite bad. 
You feel depressed, estonia.

o W S C HP:Fine>breathe
You inhale the morning air and cough loudly for a long time.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
In the far distance you can see smoke coming out of the factories, the sky is grey and black, it smells
quite bad. 
You feel depressed, estonia.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An EstonianStudent says 'where is dinner?'

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An EstonianStudent is here trying to peer into the shadows of the brown fields.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An EstonianStudent coughs loudly.

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An EstonianStudent says 'dinner, hello, come back'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An EstonianStudent groans loudly.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An EstonianStudent yells 'fakk, dinner escaped'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian studentTwo yells 'we must track it down!!'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian studentThree yells 'fakk'

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Five An EstonianStudent are standing here peering into the shadows of the brown fields.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
A chiken runs by, apparently scared to death.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An EstonianStudent yells 'dinner runnign west'
An EstonianStudent yells 'START WITH BASH IDIOT!!!'

o W S C HP:Hurt>  west
In a  brown field somewhere in Estonia.
You suddenly notice a chiken.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An Estonian studentThree yells 'assist fakk'

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is here, fighting an chiken.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.


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An Estonian student hits a chiken's left wing and tickles it.
An Estonian student joins An Estonian student's fight.
An Estonian student joins An Estonian student's fight.
An Estonian student joins An Estonian student's fight.
An Estonian student is standing here.

o W S C HP:Hurt>l
An Estonian student tries to strangle an chiken with no success.
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's left foot and tickles it.
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's left foot and tickles it.
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's right wing and tickles it.
An Estonian student wields a wooden club looking evil minded.

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An Estonian student strongly hits a chiken's head and shatters it.
An Estonian student tries to bash a chiken but topples over.
An Estonian student says 'fakk'
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's right wing and tickles it.
An Estonian student crushes a chiken's left foot and shatters it.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student strongly hits a chiken's head and shatters it.
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's right wing and tickles it.
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's right wing and shatters it.
An Estonian student lightly hits a chiken's right wing and tickles it.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student crushes a chiken's left foot and shatters it.
A chiken is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student crushes a chiken's head and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a chiken's death cry.
A chiken is dead! R.I.P.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student wielding a wooden club is standing here.
The corpse of a chiken is lying here.

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An Estonian student smiles happily.

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An Estonian student picks up the corpse of an dead chiken.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student leaves east.
An Estonian student leaves east.
An Estonian student leaves east.
An Estonian student leaves east.
An Estonian student leaves east.

o W S C HP:Hurt> east
Inside a computer lab, the smell is almost unbearable, litter and feathers all over the floor. An old microwave oven
from the late 70's emitting a strange sound is standing in the corner.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An Estonian student drops a dead chiken on the floor.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student smiles happily.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student nods solemnly.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student ponders the situation.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student sits down on the floor and starts to pick the feathers off the dead chiken.

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An Estonian student fiddles with the Microwave oven hatch.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is standing here.
An Estonian student is sitting here picking the feathers of a dead chiken.
An Estonian student is standing here infront of a Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An Estonian student licks his mouth and smiles.
An Estonian student nods solemnly.

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An Estonian student says 'fakk, no kroon left, fakk fakk'

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An Estonian student sits down.

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An Estonian student fiddles with some coins and inserts 2 kroon into the Microwave oven slot.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
The Microwave oven starts up with a humming sound.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An Estonian student says 'boiled chiken'

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An Estonian student licks his mouth and smiles.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
An Estonian student tosses the dead chiken into the Microwave oven and slams the hatch close.

o W S C HP:Hurt> 
A Microwave oven hums and emits a slight shimmer as you can see the chiken fry inside.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student looks at the clock at the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says 'medium or rare boiled?'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says 'fakk, medium chiken best'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says 'no, deep boiled always best, it's chiken'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student wipes his hands on his jeans.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student ponders the situation.

o W S C HP:Hurt> exa clock
A microwave oven with some weird green digits tells 02:47

o W S C HP:Hurt> exa clock
A microwave oven with some weird green digits tells 02:03

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student ponders the situation.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student opens the hatch of the Microwave oven.

*PLING*

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student sighs loudly.

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An Estonian student says '??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.

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An Estonian student says 'hey, chiken no finish, deep boiled, fakking moron'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student stares at the sky.

o W S C HP:Hurt> exa microwave
A Microwave oven with some weird green digits tells 01:34, the hatch is open.
You can see a dead chiken inside, it's flesh is white with some fried brown on the wings.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student closes the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student opens the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student closes the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student opens the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student closes the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says '??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says '??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student opens the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here arguing infront of a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here arguing infront of a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here arguing infront of a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here arguing infront of a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here arguing infront of a Microwave oven.

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An Estonian student closes the hatch of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student frowns.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says 'ok, deep boiled , y00 FAKKING MORON!!'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student utters the words 'block oven' and inserts 12 kroon into the Microwave oven slot.

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student screams out loud!

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student says 'hehe, fakking deep boiled chiken, Mmm'

o W S C HP:Hurt>
An Estonian student falls down laughing.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt> exa clock
A microwave oven with some weird green digits tells 17:56

o W S C HP:Hurt>
A Microwave oven starts to emit a grinding noise.

o W S C HP:Hurt> l
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.
An Estonian student is standing here looking into a Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Hurt> exa clock
A microwave oven with some weird green digits tells 06:44

o W S C HP:Hurt>

*BOOM*

o W S C HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

o W S C HP:Awful>
An Estonian student panics and attempts to flee!
An Estonian student collapses!
An Estonian student collapses!
An Estonian student collapses!
An Estonian student collapses!

o W S C HP:Awful> l
An Estonian student is lying here incapacitated.
An Estonian student is lying here incapacitated.
An Estonian student is lying here incapacitated.
An Estonian student is lying here incapacitated.
An Estonian student is lying here incapacitated.

o W S C HP:Awful>
An Estonian Teacher has arrived from the west.

o W S C HP:Awful>
An Estonian Teacher takes the boiled chiken out of the Microwave oven.

o W S C HP:Awful>
An Estonian Teacher says 'boiled chicken'

o W S C HP:Awful>
An Estonian Teacher nods solemnly.

o W S C HP:Awful>
An Estonian Teacher leaves west.



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Estonian teache2002-04-20 04:49:49
When your Microwave won't boot, you need ERD Commander 2002.
Kangelane2002-04-20 08:33:36
That's what I call breakfast...
Cryl2002-04-20 08:43:13
Nice evil minded log :)
Rogon2002-04-20 08:47:53
I always wondered what khird did all those hours sitting in trapspots waiting. now i know, he writes logs!!!
Rogon2002-04-20 08:48:08
Btw, khird, drenical, map tall orc!!!
Ertai aka Jumal2002-04-20 09:41:35
Nice log:)Very Nice...Best log!!!!
poining2002-04-20 09:56:15
Damn wheres that txt *BOOM*
fleeing part...*somewhere*scout w U see hungry-looking *fearsome Estonian teacher* sniffing around for a flesh
:P
Still Greatest log
Student2002-04-20 10:13:00
Bestest log ever, i like chiken two.
Fredde2002-04-20 12:26:12
so who got killed by mammoth crew?
East'o'stoneian2002-04-20 12:35:21
Ye. Meie oleme parimad! EESTI! EESTI! EESTI! boiled chizckin yee! :-D whast rong with boilde chicknez?
Ertai2002-04-20 12:54:00
No vahest juthub ikka et paremad oleme...*Beorning lang RL*
Pasha2002-04-20 12:57:48
Riigina võime olla küll väikesed ja nõrgad :P aga MUMEs kikime ikkagi ässi. fakk. boiled chiken
Fredde2002-04-20 16:17:39
situ ruttu karu tuleb.
Nod @ Fredde2002-04-20 18:07:41
Aredhel2002-04-20 22:53:48
Maybe it's just that I am hungry. LOL.
Par2002-04-21 01:09:08
Goddamnit! You forgot me!
Orden2002-04-21 04:52:31
LMFAO Nice !
Kalm2002-04-21 12:43:55
See lab asus tartus v22?
irw mis te olite seal k6ik pilves et sellise loogi v2lja m6tlesite!?

Pasha2002-04-21 13:49:39
erm ma kahtlen et need olid nemad. ja keedetud kana on jumala hea näiteks mu vanavanaema keedetud kapsasupi peale. minge vittu rootslased
Bubbles2002-04-22 16:49:08
Great log!
Daerandir2002-04-22 17:40:22
felt like my own lab (im estonian too:) teapacks and coffeefilters lie scattered around as some old noodles and so on :P
Ertai2002-04-22 17:42:01
No jah need rootlased....eriti Vuunamoonen jne:):P
An Estonian2002-04-22 17:56:46
me estonian think this not good make fun of bestest estonia. estonia has bestest stuff like wood stove and outside bathroom. you jealous you have real plumbing. estonia bestest!
ää ma olen nii2002-04-22 18:57:54
VÄLIKEMMERG RUULIB. PUUAHI RUULIB. MINE VITTU. MIS FAKK ON KEEDETUD KANAL VIGA????
An Estonian2002-04-22 20:23:14
me estonian know what you spokes. me estonian will now spoke in good language. fds kvjx nsd xcm dsifosdn fisd fsdh fsnd kljgf pi qou fdsh knv lkj oisf. me estonian write goodly!
EE2002-04-23 15:42:59
Estonian rocks! Cool log
Burbur to Fredd2002-04-24 10:17:56
kui ei situ persest pureb! vot nii!
gamon2002-04-25 01:09:54
this one was worth reading
gig2005-09-12 09:36:15
fucking swedes remain neutral in ww2 wtf is that? estonia rox plz
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