Elf cheats!
posted by Hashtak
2002-04-21 22:15:58
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* W C>e
Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting a chief of smugglers.
Exits: (west).

## Ok, elf buffing all mobbs so i'll be fighting dwarf! ##

* W C>close exit
Ok.
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

* W C>pick exit
You begin to try to enable the lock...

*a Dwarf* smites a chief of smugglers' right arm extremely hard.
A chief of smugglers says 'Bystard! Huw dare iou? A wall remember your face
Thanf!'

## Target: *elf* ##
A chief of smugglers slashes *an Elf*'s right foot and tickles it.

ag
*a Dwarf* opens the door.
You can't proceed while the door is in motion.

* W C>cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C>close exit
Ok.

* W C>pick exit
You begin to try to enable the lock...

A chief of smugglers barely slashes *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

close exit
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s left foot and tickles it.

pick exit
You manage to enable the lock.

* W C>
It's already closed!
*an Elf* says 'nice :)' <- Yes, you're so dead!

* W C>
You begin to try to pick the lock...

* W C>
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s left hand and tickles it.

* W C>

A chief of smugglers barely slashes *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

* W C>l <- ok lets make sure we pick the RIGHT TARGET

*a Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard.
You lightly cleave *a Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded> <- nice in deed

Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting YOU.
*an Elf* is here, fighting a chief of smugglers.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>## Target: *elf* ##
bash
st
ag
A smuggler lightly pierces *an Elf*'s left foot and tickles it.

Your bash at *a Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>cha mood ag
Ok.
*an Elf* removes a black metal staff.
*an Elf* skillfully draws a great warsword.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>label m

A chief of smugglers barely slashes *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>## Target: m ##
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>ag
cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>l
Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Dwarf* (m) is sitting here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting a chief of smugglers.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
A chief of smugglers lightly slashes *an Elf*'s left leg and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You cleave *a Dwarf* (m)'s right hand and tickle it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
bash
*a Dwarf* (m) seems to have recovered his senses.

bash
bash
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s left foot and tickles it.

A smuggler lightly pierces *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

Your bash at *an Elf* sends her sprawling. <- WTF
## ELF WAS FUCKING ENGAGED WITH 3 MOBBS? ##
## How did he join the fight?            ##

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>ag
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>l
cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Dwarf* (m) is standing here.
*an Elf* is sitting here.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.
A smuggler barely pierces *an Elf*'s left hand and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>
A chief of smugglers slashes *an Elf*'s right hand and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>l
Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Dwarf* (m) is standing here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting YOU.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>ag
cha mood ag
cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>
You cleave *an Elf*'s body very hard and tickle it.

* W C HP:Fine *an Elf*:Fine>k dwarf*
*a Dwarf* (m) tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash
st
stat
*an Elf* seems to have recovered her senses.

Your bash at *a Dwarf* (m) sends him sprawling.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>ag
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>l
OB: 93%, DB: 41%, PB: 35%, Armour: 66%. Wimpy: 220. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 404,776 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- noquit

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>Smuggler Operations Room
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A smuggler is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A chief of smugglers is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Dwarf* (m) is sitting here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting YOU.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>exa m
* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
You see here a Male Dwarf with dark brown hair and black eyes.
He has a ugly brown scar from his left eye down to his nose,
Probably from a recent fight which you guess he was just in.
When he looks at you you feel a tinge of fear in your belly.
*a Dwarf* (m) has some big nasty scratches.
*a Dwarf* (m) seems to have:
       A light wound at the right foot.
*a Dwarf* (m) is using: 
<wielded two-handed> a great warsword (brand new)
<worn on forearm>    a metal buckler (brand new)
<worn on head>       a great helm (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a heavy pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thick pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a pair of plate greaves (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn around neck>   some white-star forget-me-nots
<worn around neck>   a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a large skin
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a hunting horn
<worn on belt>       a fragrant-smelling bag
*an Elf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>## Target: m ##
ag

*an Elf* removes a great warsword.
*an Elf* skillfully draws a black metal staff.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>k m
bash
st

*a Dwarf* (m) seems to have recovered his senses.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* smites your left foot very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
You're already fighting!
You strongly cleave *a Dwarf* (m)'s left arm.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

*a Dwarf* (m) smites your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

st
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*an Elf* lightly smites your right hand and tickles it.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
You try to flee, but cannot!
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash

You try to flee, but cannot!

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>k m

You try to flee, but cannot!

bash
* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

st
* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Inactivity timeout postponed...
You try to flee, but cannot!

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* smites your right leg and tickles it.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>Do you not consider fighting as standing?
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*a Dwarf* (m) sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

## Door: exit ##
* W C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>k m
bash
st

*a Dwarf* (m) smites your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
You're already fighting!
*an Elf* lightly smites your right arm and tickles it.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

## Door: exit ##
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

*an Elf* removes a black metal staff.
*an Elf* skillfully draws a great warsword.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*a Dwarf* (m) sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*an Elf* smites your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

ag
* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>b d
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

b d
b d
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*a Dwarf* (m) sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>b d dwarf*

*an Elf* says 'nice'

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
*a Dwarf* (m) smites your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Awful *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Awful *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* W C HP:Awful *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>b d dwarf*
cha mood ag
Ok.

* W C HP:Awful *a Dwarf* (m):Wounded>bash d
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

b d dwarf*
*an Elf* smites your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

inco
o W C HP:Awful>
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


## Man! It's so unfair, those pukes were so dead :P ##
## Any1 explain to me how elf became buffer? maybe  ##
## I'm just stupid.                                 ##
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Mestan2002-04-21 22:17:33
Rescue in the spamreducestuffie!
David2002-04-21 22:22:56
what kinda crapasseq did you have?
Thanf2002-04-21 22:24:38
I in log~!
elf was kedra
its called rescue.
Thanf2002-04-21 22:26:01
btw were werent so dead, what could a level 16 do to 2 legends?
Someone2002-04-21 22:28:19
the last line of this log was the only one that actually made sense :)
Kedra2002-04-21 22:32:59
Sorry, I am not responsible for Thanf's comments.
Kedra2002-04-21 22:35:07
I cheat!!!! DEMOTE!!! DEMOTE!!11
Unknown2002-04-21 22:43:10
Thanf has a point. What could that level 16 do to a level 29 dwarf and a level 30 elf?
Hashtak2002-04-21 22:52:28
hmm what could i do? KILL THEM PERHAPS?
Edvard2002-04-21 23:22:48
how the hell would u do that? u were dead in a cpl hits... wounded dwarf would've kicked your ass.. and im quite certain the elf has rescue, if by any chance he would need it... They were so dead.. pahhh...
Feagil2002-04-21 23:28:44
Dwarf is 1. in room too, if elf bash dises mobs 1 by 1 they hit dwarf and elf is unengaged.
faint2002-04-21 23:47:39
maybe feagil missed the point where elv was STILL bufing mobs and now hitting/bashing this dude aswell

has to been a rescue spamreduction
Unknown2002-04-22 00:26:35
Has anyone seen the fucking logs posted on here anyways? Never believe anything posted on this fucking website because it is usually shit or heavily edited to look good or prove a point.
Beruleth2002-04-22 08:51:36
Could it be switching to orc? Like kill *orc* and elf still buffed mobs;)
Unknown2002-04-22 10:41:43
U cant switch to something that's not engaged with you in the first place.......
elrik2002-04-22 13:39:31
Target: *elf* ##
i think this is what he missed
An Estonian2002-04-22 15:01:18
me estonian think that elf cheated
Bubbles2002-04-22 16:02:31
Dwarf was fighting mobs at the time of your attack. If you look after you pick the lock shut you will see this. Doesnt look like cheating here. All elf has to do is change attack line or rescue.
Ajax2002-04-22 19:56:01
Ajax2002-04-22 19:56:02
Ajax2002-04-22 19:57:32
And even if your dumbass was able to pick the lock, and you had managed to kill both elf and dwarf, mobs would have killed you. NO idea what you were thinking there heh.
Edvard2002-04-22 22:18:11
If, ajax, the lvl 16 picks and kills 2 legends, would he really care if mobs kill him?... he would probably even get pk-rip....
tramd2002-04-22 22:28:23
you were tickling that dwarf almost everytime you hit him and you thought you would win....also not to smart to lock yourself in a room with two smiters lol
Fankil2002-04-23 13:36:49
Elf rescued dwarf, the message was removed in the super duper feature spam reduction. And it's impossible (afaik) to bash dis 3 mobs, you'll still get engaged to 1. when you're done with 3.

Good thing you died, that maxwimpy-to-recover-from-bashes-tactic look ugly in logs! BONK!
Fëagil2002-04-24 09:56:50
It was just a theory, not saying that's what happened, but if dwarf was assisting elf before, and elf bash dises, the mobs hit dwarf instead of elf, because dwarf is 1.in room, or not?

And lev 16 can kill 2 smiters easily if smiters panic, 1 is wounded and the other on mobs. That's because smiters have no defense and if they panic they don't bash, thus they get bashed instead and lev 16 orc wins. Tough luck that the legends had some clue, i'm sure some breelegend would have shit his pants and died.

Nice charging btw.
Aries2002-04-24 22:27:25
Read Bubbles comment everybody - dwarf was assisting elf, so all elf had to do was switch target.
No superspamreduction crap, just bad planning on orc part. Gratz to thanf&kedra
SEPHAROTH2002-04-25 19:15:52
U JUST MADE A STUPID MISTAKE AND U KNOW IT. U DARKIES THINK U HTE STRONGEST THINGS ON EARTH
Morvegil2002-04-25 19:35:22
I agree with Sepharoth - come get some you servile scum.
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