How not to pk
posted by Lowbie
2002-04-23 00:52:51
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Don't try to pk until you are a decent level...
* R HP:Fine>
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Fieuzal has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.

* R HP:Fine>In a Dense Forest
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* R HP:Fine>
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*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>k *orc*
They aren't here.

* R HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>
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Fieuzal has arrived from the west riding a mountain mule.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>
Eladamri narrates 'trolls in hole :p'

* R HP:Fine>In a Dense Forest
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* R HP:Fine>
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In a Dense Forest
Fieuzal is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* R HP:Fine>Fieuzal leaves west riding a mountain mule.
In a Dense Forest
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Fieuzal is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: north, east, west.

* R HP:Fine>
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Fieuzal crushes *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm extremely hard.

* R HP:Fine>k *orc*
You barely cleave *a dreadful Orc*'s left hand and tickle it.  // yay!

* R HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine Fieuzal:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* lightly smites Fieuzal's body and tickles it.

* R HP:Fine *a dreadful Orc*:Fine Fieuzal:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves north riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>
Fieuzal leaves north riding a mountain mule.

* R HP:Fine>
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Medium Woods
Fieuzal is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: east, south, west.
It suddenly starts to rain.

* R HP:Fine>k *orc*
They aren't here.
Fieuzal leaves east riding a mountain mule.

* R HP:Fine>
Bale narrates 'vish oermg'

* R HP:Fine>
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Light Woods
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* R HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>Light Woods
A squirrel scampers around here, looking for nuts from the trees.
An opossum stands here, sniffing around the ground.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: north, east.
A squirrel leaves east.

* R HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Fine>
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*a dreadful Orc* pounds your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!             // hit #1

* R HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>k *orc*
You're already fighting!

* R HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
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You flee head over heels.
Empty Plains
Exits: north, east, south.

* R HP:Hurt>
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*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.

* R HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.  // hehe

* R HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.   // hit #2, dead

* HP:Dying *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
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You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>

You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful>
xp
info %.Level  : %l%.XP tnl : %X%.TP tnl : %T%.

Level  : 5
XP tnl : 14593
TP tnl : 0


* HP:Awful>
sleep
You go to sleep.

* HP:Awful>
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Unknown2002-04-23 07:10:48
Wow, a log showing how much you suck...
anonym2002-04-23 10:25:28
Why not flee? like u have no chance against that orc.
Moron2002-04-23 16:38:38
just because you have a bitchy moron level 74 doesnt mean you can kill a dreadful with level 5???? youre so cool!
Morvegil2002-04-25 19:15:53
Question..if a 100 of use 'lowbies' got together could we do in a hard orc?...orcs got Isildur that way and he was probably a fair level...how about it - the crowd of lowbies attacks...tickling you to death!
Tec2002-04-26 05:41:13
Only like 8 lowbies could be whacking on him at a time, plus the best spell that could be cast would be magic missile... and if one actually managed to hit the orc... it would do like 1hp thru armour. I'm fairly confident a suffiecently high level orc could hold off hordes of level 5s 8 at a time pretty much indefinately...
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