Story goes I was being chased by some orcs Obviously that moron shake was one of them...
Then my fucking link got cut so i log back on 45 minutes later just to be able to read this.....

Start logging: 24.04.2002 15:16
history

On the 15th Foreyule in 2939 of the third age, you were slain in Clearing in
the Dark Forest by Shake the Orc (while feeling less in control of yourself
than usual). Fuck off P(shake)!!!

On the seventh Thrimidge in 2939 of the third age, you gained level
twenty-seven in the Grassy Plains.

On the 15th Foreyule in the year of 2937 of the third age, you achieved level
twenty-six in the Green Fields.

On the 12th Winterfilth in 2937, you achieved level twenty-five in a Meadow.

On the 28th Wedmath in the year of 2937 of the third age, you reached level
twenty-four in the Great Hall.

Well from now on anytime I see a linkless person they will die......