Ha ha. The last log was pathetic. Read this!
On the 14th Foreyule in the year of 2939, you were slain in a Blasted Furnace
by Kormock the orkish armourer.
On the 21st of Winterfilth, 2939 of the third age, you were slain in a Tunnel
by a dreadful elite orc-guard.
On the 20th of Winterfilth in the year of 2939 of the third age, you were
slain in a Blasted Furnace by a terrible elite orc-guard, and were slain in a
Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were also killed in a
Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were slain in a Blasted
Furnace by a vile elite orc-guard.
You were also slain in a Blasted Furnace by
Kormock the orkish armourer, and were slain in a Blasted Furnace by a hideous
elite orc-guard.
You were also slain in a Blasted Furnace by a hideous elite
orc-guard.
You were slain in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace by a dreadful elite orc-guard.
You were
killed in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were also
slain in a Blasted Furnace by a dreadful elite orc-guard.
You were slain in a
Blasted Furnace by an elite orc-guard.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace by
a gruesome elite orc-guard.
You were also slain in a Blasted Furnace by a
gruesome elite orc-guard.
On the 19th of Winterfilth in 2939, you were slain in a Blasted Furnace by
Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were also slain in the East Fork by a
dreadful orkish veteran guard.
You were killed in the Slave Pen by a lethal
elite orc-guard, and you were slain in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish
armourer.
You were also killed in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish
armourer.
You were slain in the Cavern by a dreadful demon wolf.
You were
slain in the Slave Pen by a lethal elite orc-guard, and you were killed in the
Orc Sleeping Warrens by Takhr the orkish warden, and you were slain in the Orc
Sleeping Warrens by Takhr the orkish warden, and were killed in a Blasted
Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were slain in a Tunnel by an
orkish warrior.
You were killed in the East Fork by a terrible demon wolf.
On the 18th Winterfilth in the year of 2939 of the third age, you were killed
in the Cavern by a terrible demon wolf.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace
by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were killed in the Cavern by a dreadful
demon wolf, and you were killed in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish
armourer.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer,
and thus fell to level one.
You were slain in the Commissary by a lethal elite
orc-guard.
You were also slain in the Orc Living Area by Liekki the Orc, and
you were killed in the Humid Cave by Kass the Orc.
You were slain in the Orc
Living Area by Zin the Orc.
You were also killed in the Orc Living Area by Zin
the Orc.
You were killed in the Sloping Tunnel by Diamonium the Orc.
On the 17th of Winterfilth in 2939, you were killed in a Blasted Furnace by a
dangerous elite orc-guard.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace by a terrible
elite orc-guard.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish
armourer. Because of that, you fell to level two.
You were killed in a Blasted
Furnace by a gruesome elite orc-guard.
On the 15th Winterfilth, 2939, you were slain in a Blasted Furnace by a
horrible elite orc-guard.
You were also slain in a Blasted Furnace by a
terrible elite orc-guard, and therefore fell to level three.
You were also
killed in a Blasted Furnace by Kormock the orkish armourer.
You were also
killed in the Orc Sleeping Warrens by Takhr the orkish warden, and fell to
level four.
You were killed in a Blasted Furnace by a horrible elite
orc-guard.
You were slain in the Orc Sleeping Warrens by Takhr the orkish
warden.
On the 14th Winterfilth, 2939 of the third age, you were killed in the Great
Hall by a dangerous orkish bodyguard, and thus fell to level five.
You were
killed in the Dark Forest by a horrible tree-snake.
On the 11th Astron, 2939, you were slain in the Cavern by a gruesome crippled
orc. Because of that, you fell to level six.
You were also slain in a Blasted
Furnace by Norsu the Orc. ###SPAT ON NORSU!!! HA HA!!!###
On the fourth Astron, 2938 of the third age, you began your journeys.