What mudding causes...
posted by Thrur
2002-04-28 11:22:52
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Som fun reading for boreds...
#Reading for bored-ones before regenings:)

Warning:

The Surgeon General has determined that Mudding can cause Cancer, Liver and Lung Disease, Miscarriages, Unwanted Pregnancies, Low Sperm Counts, Brain Tissue Damage, Muscular Dystrophy, Forgetfulness, Left-Leg Paralysis, Internal Hemorrhaging, Geekiness, Carbohydrates Deficiency, Negligence, Slow Motioness, Bureaucracy, Deforestation, Sexual Atrocities, Lack of Personality, Inflation, Heavy Machinery Malfunction, Anaphora, Plagiarism, Lying-to-Congress Disease, Gerrymandering, Incrimination, Schwa Deletion, Non-Confirmation Syndrome, Defenestration, Illiteracy, Sarcasm, Broccoli Overcooking, Frequent Defecation, Gossiping, Getting-Laid-on-the-First-Date Syndrome, Mass Extinction, Ozone Depletion, Global Warming, Gas Leaks, Hailstorms, Arms Race, Legs Race, Gender Confusion, Transexualism, Misunderstandings, Gibberish, Boredom, Nausea, Vomiting, Hyperbation, Hyperbole, Manuscript Loss, Anarchism, Liposuction, Unsuccessful Barbecuing, Gargling, BONKing, Mavisms, Talking-in-Third-Person Syndrome, Limosine Overcrowding, Elevator Stalling, Messianism, Low Scoring on Standardized Tests, PBS Pledging, PTA Joining, PTL Propaganda, S&L Bailouts, Deficit Spending, BL&T Indigestion, Armpit Enlargement, Proletarianization, Antidisestablismenterianism, Panic, Disillusionment, Asymmetrical Twins, Appointment Cancellation, Foreplay Disruption, Stuttering, Dogmatism, Bath Tub Clogging, Eviction, Infant Mortality, Cryptorchitis, Shistosomaisis, Nepotism, Baldness, Bad Spelling, Maximum Verbosity, and General Failure in Life. 

So be careful out there - Profezzorn 


#P.S. I hope format doesn't f-up, if it does ...meep!
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Thrur2002-04-28 11:27:35
Yep, thats got VERY fucked up, no fun:/
Hmm...
Warning:

The Surgeon General has determined that Mudding can cause Cancer, Liver and Lung Disease, Miscarriages, Unwanted Pregnancies, Low Sperm Counts, Brain Tissue Damage, Muscular Dystrophy, Forgetfulness, Left-Leg Paralysis, Internal Hemorrhaging, Geekiness, Carbohydrates Deficiency, Negligence, Slow Motioness, Bureaucracy, Deforestation, Sexual Atrocities, Lack of Personality, Inflation, Heavy Machinery Malfunction, Anaphora, Plagiarism, Lying-to-Congress Disease, Gerrymandering, Incrimination, Schwa Deletion, Non-Confirmation Syndrome, Defenestration, Illiteracy, Sarcasm, Broccoli Overcooking, Frequent Defecation, Gossiping, Getting-Laid-on-the-First-Date Syndrome, Mass Extinction, Ozone Depletion, Global Warming, Gas Leaks, Hailstorms, Arms Race, Legs Race, Gender Confusion, Transexualism, Misunderstandings, Gibberish, Boredom, Nausea, Vomiting, Hyperbation, Hyperbole, Manuscript Loss, Anarchism, Liposuction, Unsuccessful Barbecuing, Gargling, BONKing, Mavisms, Talking-in-Third-Person Syndrome, Limosine Overcrowding, Elevator Stalling, Messianism, Low Scoring on Standardized Tests, PBS Pledging, PTA Joining, PTL Propaganda, S&L Bailouts, Deficit Spending, BL&T Indigestion, Armpit Enlargement, Proletarianization, Antidisestablismenterianism, Panic, Disillusionment, Asymmetrical Twins, Appointment Cancellation, Foreplay Disruption, Stuttering, Dogmatism, Bath Tub Clogging, Eviction, Infant Mortality, Cryptorchitis, Shistosomaisis, Nepotism, Baldness, Bad Spelling, Maximum Verbosity, and General Failure in Life.
Thrur2002-04-28 11:28:57
Now this looks better...
Unknown2002-04-28 11:31:32
Well, Its wouldn't be funny wich way you EVERY show it :P
Bahrud2002-04-28 11:32:59
Rofl, Nice english Unknown. And I cant seems to find any point in this log
Bahrud2002-04-28 11:35:20
Well, Bad spelling maybe is true... *slap*
Thrur2002-04-28 11:37:22
Hey, I didn't write any of this! The Surgeon General did... It's from public mudpage! BONKing sounds nice tho:D
Par2002-04-28 12:25:25
Yes!!!! I am in this log!!
Vidomina2002-04-28 16:04:51
Few things are right...
Aredhel2002-04-28 16:33:03
MUDding causes par syndrome?
Relm2002-04-28 16:54:38
Relm has bad case of speaking in third-person because of MUDs. It was not Relms fault, it was MUME's.
Rogon2002-04-28 17:05:25
Now where exactly did you get a copy of my medical case?
Rogon2002-04-28 17:06:40
This is very personal you know.
Shistosomaisis2002-04-28 18:04:06
sounds painful
peave man2002-04-28 18:34:34
ROGON HAS ALL THOOSE THINGS!!!!

i only have left leg paralysis
Temegl2002-04-28 18:36:54
BL&T Indigestion....I can't seem to digest Beef Lettuce Tomato sandwiches either :<
Adaric2002-04-28 21:01:30
Hey. I was an anarchist LONG before I learned what a mud was...
Relm2002-04-28 21:46:08
*hug fake Relm*...or maybe I'm affected by -Forgetfulness? :P
Par2002-04-28 22:02:22
par
Conti2002-04-28 22:27:45
thrur...youre such a fucknut cocksuck asslick pussyshit. fuck you retard.
Orden2002-04-29 01:03:15
You forget Cronic Marijuana use, Cronic head-aches, and elephantitis.
btw-Rogon- ---> YOUR medical case ?!
Soggy Sue2002-04-29 09:19:20
You forgot bedwetting.
rza2002-04-29 09:53:20
i have elephantitis of the balls
Ron2002-04-29 11:44:52
I suffer from a terrible case of Proletarianization
Morgan2002-04-29 15:54:48
So where is the down side of mudding?
Morgan2002-04-29 16:02:31
Besides licking my own balls?
The Cow King2002-04-29 16:32:04
Dude, your going to die!!!!!!!!!!!
Pasha2002-04-29 21:08:24
YES! im standing out loud and proud and im going to confess: i have 5 asses!
Pasha2002-04-29 21:11:32
took a look in the mirror naked...correction: 6
Pasha2002-04-29 21:12:07
Getting-Laid-on-the-First-Date Syndrome ---> what the FUCK is so bad about that? :)
Pasha's date2002-04-30 00:48:36
Cuz I'm yer momma.
Unknown2002-04-30 07:53:34
Where can i get Getting-Laid-on-the-First-Date Syndrome?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?TELL ME NOW!!
Jeff Dahmer2002-05-01 14:43:15
You also forgot Desire to murder. Especialy Puke looters and general Naf Queens.
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