assbags.txt // i must be scary
posted by GORETONGUE
2002-04-30 15:05:50
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just some pussies getting a kill
###  So, Im heading down to eregion to get a new fgc after being overkilled
###  in tunnels by fragir and a bunch of mean pukes who took all my treasures...

o>u
o>Intersection
Exits: north, up, down.

o>A Steep Tunnel
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Exits: south, down.

o>
A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Dwarf is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

o>s
Rough Passageway
Exits: north, south, (west).

o>w
kd
sAn Abandoned Cellar
A vicious olog-hai is here, fighting *Nator the Dwarf*.
*Nator the Dwarf* is here, fighting a vicious olog-hai.
Exits: (east), ^(up)^.

*>d ca
You hit *Nator the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>sk
#Ok. $doorname is now set to {cask}.
c
c
c
c
Ok.

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>na
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>r cel
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>lar 
It's already closed!
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Nator the Dwarf*'s head extremely hard and tickles
it.

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
c
c
Ok.

###  yeah yeah I narrated 'cellar' cos i knew this was a trap--why would Nator
###  just stand here, otherwise?

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
c
It's already closed!
You hit *Nator the Dwarf*'s left arm extremely hard.

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
c
It's already closed!
Toe tells you 'ok.. '
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Nator the Dwarf*'s right leg hard and tickles it.

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
It's already closed!
*Nator the Dwarf* pounds a vicious olog-hai's right arm extremely hard.

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
c
c
It's already closed!
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from above.         (glowing)
*Erenion the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from above.
*Olo the Half-Elf* has arrived from above.           (glowing)
*a Dwarf* has arrived from above.
*Elian the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from above.
*Fenir the Rohir Man* has arrived from above.
*Eloin the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from above.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from above.
*Snowy the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from above.
*Fragir the Dwarf* has arrived from above.           (glowing)
*a Man* has arrived from above.
*an Elf* has arrived from above.
*Reno the Stoor Hobbit* has arrived from above.
A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Hobbit, some Dwarves, some Half-elves, several Elves 
and some Men are here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>c
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
It's already closed!

* *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>f
*a Dwarf* cleaves your right leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
Ok.
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Nator the Dwarf*'s left leg very hard and tickles
it.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
*Eloin the Sindarin Elf* closes the cask.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
*Elian the Noldorin Elf* stabs your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
Ok.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
Ok.
*Eloin the Sindarin Elf* closes the cask.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
Ok.
*Eloin the Sindarin Elf* closes the cask.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Fine a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
o
Ok.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* closes the cask.
You hit *Nator the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
Ok.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
Ok.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
o
*Zaber the Half-Elf* closes the cask.
Ok.
*Eloin the Sindarin Elf* closes the cask.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
o
Ok.
*Olo the Half-Elf* closes the cask.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
Ok.

* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>o
o* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
*Olo the Half-Elf* closes the cask.
Ok.
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.


o
* HP:Fine *Nator the Dwarf*:Hurt a vicious olog-hai:Fine>
*Zaber the Half-Elf* closes the cask.
*Snowy the Noldorin Elf* utters the words 'braqt eaaf'
The exit east seems to blur for a while.
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Toe2002-04-30 15:09:22
hehe.. I thought it was funny though..

Too bad one looses 130k exp for those fights :/
Alf2002-04-30 16:47:59
*gig* Zaber you are my idol.
Ferdinand2002-04-30 17:17:36
hmm....overkill? :P
Ajax2002-04-30 18:16:24
They were about to do Balrog, needed to rest moves, so stopped cellar on way of course! WTF do you ever need 13 people in a group for, much less 3 of those glowing. I HATE playing suring USA daytime because of these idiots, on either side.
Temegl2002-04-30 18:25:59
Snowy? Hugegrouping? Nice :)
Zaber2002-04-30 19:15:23
hehe, well we were supposed to clear out warrens, and someone had said that it was 4 orcs in cave to me.. So i said to nator to go down, and we see what happends.. And actually 2 more trolls entered from above, so we had some trouble clearing out the situation, but thanks to the sancs we managed!!
Anyways, without those stuipid actions says, you prob whoulda gotten out..
daz2002-04-30 23:00:25
yeah wtf is snowy doing there, should't he be fucking around with blocking dt
j]ukou ]]juko2002-04-30 23:50:03
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Unknown2002-05-01 01:03:04
And actually 2 more trolls entered from above, so we had some trouble clearing out
the situation, but thanks to the sancs we managed!! // Oh yeah, 13 vs 3 would have been a big problem without sancs. *stare*
*A vicious olog2002-05-01 01:14:49
4 or 14 Zaber? or u thought there were 4 in your group? eh?
snowy2002-05-01 01:55:33
i dont always JUST block dt, sometimes i runk on myself while doing it, it gives me pleasure
snowy2002-05-01 01:56:44
i always make sure i dont climax until i see the words "The exit north seems to blur for a while" then i have a earth shattering orgasm !!
Seethe2002-05-01 07:27:57
Come Monitor and with that amount. Its heaps funnier.
Daren2002-05-01 11:16:34
So....now the darkies are angels or what?....poor-lil-only-solo-fighting darkies....and bad pukes only overkill?...*sigh*
Unknown2002-05-01 12:07:06
Daren has played mume within the last year?
Daren2002-05-01 12:42:13
If that matters i started playing aboout year and something ago.....btw whos so interested in that?
breau2002-05-01 12:47:48
breaux2002-05-01 12:48:10
musta been great exp for pukes wps and loot also of course suckerS!
Mestan2002-05-01 13:50:19
if you cant take it getting overkilled playing troll go play puke instead? not that it's much better because there's always 5 ologs sitting ford perma and as soon they go wounded they run straight to grinder! It's the same shit on all sides so cut the whine whiner!
Emsworth2002-05-01 14:30:16
I've only been playing just over a year and already I know dont play when the Amex play. Cause half of em are children with no concept of honour. *grin*
The Cow King2002-05-01 16:38:21
YOU WILL ALL DIE ! ZABER, YOU WILL DIE LAST !
Edvard2002-05-01 22:23:04
as long as clueless people is playing orc, even though they shouldnt, blocking dt rules =/
Estonian Hacker2002-05-01 22:36:46
Why didn't you wardial out of your location? I mean, at next break after bash, then flush the pointers.
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