A Painful way to die (wiz-kill)
posted by Painful
2002-05-07 00:26:03
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Hero zorc takes on 2 dwaves and 4/5 more pukes come along - guess the rest!
Under an Overhang
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: east, south, west.
*a Dwarf* leaves >> EAST >> riding a mountain mule.

o W C>Dark Hill
Exits: north, south, west.

o W C>s
Dark Hill
Exits: north, south, west.

o W C>ca
cha mood aggressive
Ok.

o W C>n
n
Dark Hill
Exits: north, south, west.

o W C>Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C>e
Under an Overhang
*a Dwarf* is here searching for tracks, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: east, west.

* W C>k 1.*dwarf*

You feel bolder.
Timer now at 60 secs.

* W C>bash
*a Dwarf* swiftly dodges your attempt to stab him.
*a Dwarf* stops using an engraved broadsword.
*a Dwarf* confidently draws a steel-shafted mattock.

* W C *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
Your bash at *a Dwarf* sends him sprawling.

* W C *a Dwarf*:Fine>grin
You grin evilly, showing your bare teeth.

* W C *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You stab *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* W C *a Dwarf*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* W C *a Dwarf*:Fine>bash

You stab *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* W C *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*a Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

* W C *a Dwarf*:Fine>bash
* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* sniffs sadly.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>flee

*a Dwarf* pounds your left foot very hard and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* pounds your left arm extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

nas dwarf eogah
* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o W C HP:Fine>e
e
Under an Overhang
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: east, west.

* W C HP:Fine>Dugrez narrates 'vishnak by slide/way'

Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*

*a Dwarf* tries to pound you, but you keep him at bay.
You stab *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
A Damp Cave
The corpse of Eoghha is lying here.
A large sack is on the ground.
Exits: north.

* W C HP:Fine>n
k 1.*dwarf*
Under an Overhang
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: east, south, west.

* W C HP:Fine>
You stab *a Dwarf*'s head and tickle it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: north, east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>*a Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard.
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>flee

You stab *a Dwarf*'s left arm extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*

*a Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>flee

You stab *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>
You approach *a Dwarf*, trying to stab him.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You stab *a Dwarf*'s head extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>
You approach *a Dwarf*, trying to stab him.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Hurt>flee
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: north, east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* yells 'christ o sassy'

o W C HP:Fine>e
k 1.*dwarf*
Rocky Flats
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
Exits: *east*, *south*, west.

o W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>w
Under an Overhang
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: north, east, west.

* W C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* leaves >> EAST >> riding a mountain mule.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*

*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>
You stab *a Dwarf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*a Dwarf* pounds your left foot very hard and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>k 1.*dwarf*
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>flee
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Flats
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
Exits: *east*, *south*, west.

o W C HP:Fine>
A black crow has arrived from the south.

o W C HP:Fine>w
w

A black crow has arrived from the south.

o W C HP:Fine>Under an Overhang
Exits: north, east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>Under an Overhang
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: east, south, west.

* W C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* leaves << WEST << riding a mountain mule.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>w
k 1.*dwarf*
Under an Overhang
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: east, west.

* W C HP:Fine>
You stab *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>flee

You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Dark Hill
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: north, south, west.

* W C HP:Fine>
Saving Painful.

* W C HP:Fine>w
w

*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Fine>Dark Hill
Exits: north, east, south.

o W C HP:Fine>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o W C HP:Fine>e

*a sturdy Dwarf* yells 'ACTIONS'

o W C HP:Fine>e
Dark Hill
Exits: north, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o W C HP:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* yells 'or not :>'

o W C HP:Fine>na nod
Ok.

o W C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north riding a mountain mule.

* W C HP:Fine>yell stab
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine>w

*a Dwarf* leaves << WEST << riding a mountain mule.

o W C HP:Fine>Dark Hill
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule.
Exits: north, east, south.

* W C HP:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
You stab *a Dwarf*'s body very hard.
*a Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Wounded>flee
You flee head over heels.
Dark Hill
Exits: east, south, *west*.

o W C HP:Fine>w
k 1.*dwarf*
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Rolling Hills
A grey wolf is here, salivating profusely.
Exits: *north*, east, *south*, *west*.

* W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* W C HP:Fine>e
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
Dark Hill
Exits: east, south, *west*.

o W C HP:Fine>e
k 1.*dwarf*
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>e
k 1.*dwarf*
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>e
k 1.*dwarf*
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

o W C HP:Fine>e

*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Fine>Under an Overhang
Exits: north, east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to cleave you, but you keep him at bay.
You stab *a sturdy Dwarf*'s left leg extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>flee

*a sturdy Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: east, south, west.

o W C HP:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Fine>
*a sturdy Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>k 1.*dwarf*
You're already fighting!

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
Under an Overhang
Exits: north, east, west.

o W C HP:Fine>w

*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Fine>*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to cleave you, but you keep him at bay.
You stab *a sturdy Dwarf*'s right leg very hard.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>flee

*a sturdy Dwarf* giggles.

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Flats
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
Exits: *east*, *south*, west.

o W C HP:Fine>w
w
Under an Overhang
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* W C HP:Fine>*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to cleave you, but you keep him at bay.
You stab *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body hard.

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>flee

*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the west.

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>*Korax the Dwarf* leaves >> EAST >>.
*a Dwarf* leaves >> EAST >>.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* leaves east riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* leaves >> EAST >>.
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a sturdy Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>flee

*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the east.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Hurt>e
e

You flee head over heels.
Rocky Flats
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
Exits: *east*, *south*, west.

o W C HP:Fine>e
You flee head over heels.
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Camp Fire
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
The black crow flies low to the ground here, looking for carrion to eat.
Exits: *east*, *south*, west.

* W C HP:Fine>e
Large Hill
Exits: *north*, *east*, *south*, *west*.

* W C HP:Fine>e
e
Birchwoods
Exits: *north*, *east*, *west*.

* W C HP:Fine>e
Birchwoods
Exits: *north*, *west*.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>Flats
Exits: *north*, *south*.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>Flats
Exits: *north*, *south*, *west*.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>n

*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the south.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>n

*Korax the Dwarf* leaves ^^ NORTH ^^.
*a Dwarf* leaves ^^ NORTH ^^.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* leaves north riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* leaves ^^ NORTH ^^.

* W C HP:Fine Move:Tired>The High Hill
*Korax the Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* is here, riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* is standing here.
Exits: *north*, east, *south*, *west*.
You begin to see some clouds.
You try to keep *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* at bay, but fail.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* slashes your right leg extremely hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>
*Korax the Dwarf* cleaves your left foot extremely hard.
*a Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>*a Half-Elf* utters the word 'noselacri'
You flee head over heels.
Flats
Exits: *north*, *south*, *west*.
The clouds begin to disappear.

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the north riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the north.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.
*a Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>w
w

*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* slashes your left arm extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>w
w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>w
w
*a Half-Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Half-Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Swamp
Exits: *east*, *south*, *west*.
Thick ice covers the water.

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired>Large Hill
Exits: north, *east*, *south*, *west*.
The ground is very frosty.

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired>Top of the Hill
Exits: *east*.

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired>e
n
n
Large Hill
Exits: north, *east*, *south*, *west*.

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired>*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the north riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the north.

*Korax the Dwarf* cleaves your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Bad Move:Tired *Korax the Dwarf*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
You flee head over heels.
Large Hill
Exits: *north*, *east*, *south*.

* W C HP:Bad Move:Slow>flee

*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the north riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the north.
*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Bad Move:Slow>
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* slashes your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*Korax the Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

* W C HP:Awful Move:Slow *Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman*:Healthy>n
n
You are already attempting to flee!
You flee head over heels.
Large Hill
Exits: north, *east*, *south*, *west*.

* W C HP:Awful Move:Slow>flee
n
n
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
Pine-Forest
Exits: north, *east*, *south*, west.
You begin to see some clouds.

o W C HP:Awful Move:Slow>n
w
*Korax the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*Vidomina the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the south.
*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*a Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>w
n
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>w
n
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>flee
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Move:Slow *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

You are dead! Sorry...
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Kostihryz2002-05-07 01:02:08
Mu friend who's very very fat got drunk tonight and she fell down on his nose and broke his nose and there was alot of blood and he said 'ouch' and it was very funny and i think it was MUCH funnier than this. And she's SO fat btw..
Griznark2002-05-07 01:29:36
Sigh, yet another worthy Zaugurz dies to cowardly puke scum. I can't wait for the day when our tribe rises up and becomes the supreme power of Middle-Earth. We will capture and torture the Tarkhnarbs, destroy the Elves, crush the Men and Dwarves, and burn the Hobbits alive.
Fredde2002-05-07 01:36:53
keep telling yourself that Griznark
Edvard2002-05-07 01:46:29
Oh yes Griznark, and it will all be good until the day comes, when Tom the albino salamander in wnoc becomes fed up, learns the art of archery, and roams arda with his embellished longbow
joei2002-05-07 02:50:41
I have said it once and ill say it again overkillers ho!
re: Griznark2002-05-07 03:40:00
It's nice to know you'll leave the half-elves and trolls alone.
Bruzul2002-05-07 05:53:18
Me thinks Korax uses actions to hunt.
Seethe2002-05-07 07:17:50
Griznark umm... no, it not gonna happen for a long time, prolly never gonna be the strongest race.
Unknown2002-05-07 09:09:12
I feel sorry for the sturdy, he woulda missed kill
Enforcer2002-05-07 10:58:21
korax was obviously doing dragon with vidomina :)
Wryak2002-05-07 11:08:49
They were being led by Eoghha but somehow stumbled into pine-forest and accidentally got the kill :(((
Zigrakh2002-05-07 15:20:01
BWWWAHahsEAHeHaheAHehehaEHEHAaHeaEH! What are YOU saying Seethe?! Wasn't it YOU who died like a little whore?! BWAHeHeAHEAHEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHhhhHAHAAH!!!1
orden2002-05-07 15:34:31
That chick was fat and she what now ?
Pasha2002-05-07 16:04:50
pukesucka!
Vidomina2002-05-07 16:15:55
We were doing foy that time, not dragon :)
Globur2002-05-07 16:39:00
Hehe i was that sturdy dwarf, i was just passing by!
Devastator2002-05-07 17:05:17
Yeah yeah FOY!!11
Milzok2002-05-07 18:14:53
No fun when this happend but guess its the hard life to be Zaugurz but it sucks. *comf*
Ecko2002-05-09 09:04:26
remind me never to do smobs with vidomina...1. it must take 1 week with all the accidental trapping/overkill breaks she takes. 2. she obviously isnt a good leader if she things foy is in pine forest ;-)
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