How fast can a troll Die?
posted by Hoax
2002-05-20 03:20:25
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Was on the road, looking for some action, when this happens...
How fast can a TROLL die?
Lets see.....



Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

o>
Moridin has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.

*>
Moridin leaves south riding a pack horse.

o>
*a powerful Man* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.
*an Elf* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.

*>
*a powerful Man* leaves east riding a trained horse.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* leaves east riding a warhorse.
*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.
*an Elf* leaves east riding a warhorse.

o>

kill elf
They aren't here.
*a powerful Man* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*an Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.

*>*a powerful Man* smites your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your body very hard and tickles it.
You pound *a powerful Man*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Fine>

*a noble Elf* says 'her'

* HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Fine>
Moridin tells you 'i will head s'
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Fine>bash

You dodge a bash from *Zaber the Half-Elf* who loses his balance and falls.  <---Zaber too used to being Wimpy?
*a noble Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a noble Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.	<--ONE

* HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Fine>
*Zaber the Half-Elf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
*a powerful Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Fine>

*an Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*an Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.  <---TWO

* HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Fine>


*an Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*an Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain. <---THREE


* HP:Wounded *a powerful Man*:Fine>   <---Wow, ok time to spam some flees


*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded *a powerful Man*:Fine>

*a powerful Man* smites your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded *a powerful Man*:Fine>
*a noble Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a noble Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.   <---FOUR
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *a powerful Man*:Fine>
You try to flee, but cannot!	<---Interesting

* HP:Bad *a powerful Man*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.	<---oh yea still bashed
*an Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*an Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.  <--FIVE
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>

flee
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* HP:Dying *a powerful Man*:Fine>o HP:Awful>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful>
Your head stops stinging.

o HP:Awful>Maybe you should get on your feet first?

o HP:Awful>Maybe you should get on your feet first?

o HP:Awful>Maybe you should get on your feet first?

o HP:Awful>Maybe you should get on your feet first?

o HP:Awful>Maybe you should get on your feet first?

o HP:Awful>Maybe you should get on your feet first?


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Unknown2002-05-20 03:45:09
damn, what level were you?
Hoax2002-05-20 04:37:49
Well not a lowbie, lowbies can't take 5 Fireballs, scares you from playing troll huh?
Eldrasil2002-05-20 06:17:06
He was lvl 25 if i am correct - and M&M's quickballs hurt. Learn to live with it !
Unknown2002-05-20 11:08:02
Umm... why attempt to bash? Just run, they'll prolly catch you anyways though...
Zaber2002-05-20 12:43:37
Ick I was aggro with wimpy eq, still 150 ob!!
goretongue2002-05-20 13:30:10
what? dead after only 5 fb's ?? you WIMP!!
wilma2002-05-20 14:13:52
I wouldda ripped atleast 2 of the pukescums!Don´t call yourself a troll!
orden2002-05-20 16:37:20
HAR HAR HAR AHR
Razoor2002-05-20 17:57:17
Yeah!
I eat fireballs for breakfast!
Ehm ehm2002-05-20 20:05:02
It seems stupidy for lunch too or Razoor ?
Björn2002-05-20 21:56:37
Who was man that even Zaber follows?
sepharoth / jag2002-05-21 18:17:18
u just got your ass kicked
Bahh2002-05-21 19:51:37
You think that is fast try taking one bash call call call is all I remember!
Narttu2002-05-22 12:00:28
Wilma you suck!
Devastator2002-05-22 17:32:38
Trolls aren't that powerful. They are not powerful at all if you are newbie.
David2002-05-22 21:26:19
who the hell is M&M? =P
x2002-05-24 19:06:27
Isn't there a non-stop-ripoff that's called M&M?
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