*bn*
posted by Unknown
2002-06-02 09:37:59
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typically skiled puke

* W S C>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.

* W S C>
*a Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!

* W S C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You barely pierce *a Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W S C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.

* W S C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* W S C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* W S C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* pounds your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!

* W S C HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
Far into the Marshes
A long-necked bird, with a fairly short spear-like bill stands here.
A swarm of mosquitoes is here, humming around you.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* W S C HP:Bad>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the north.

* W S C HP:Bad>
*a Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
You barely pierce *a Dwarf*'s head and tickle it.

* W S C HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
On a Path at the Edge of the Marshes
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* W S C HP:Bad>
A brown fox has arrived from the north.

* W S C HP:Bad>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Bad>
*a Dwarf* smites your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W S C HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Amid the Grasses of a Lush Plain
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* W S C HP:Awful>
Erkzup narrates 'fucking nazrif 1e crossing'

* W S C HP:Awful>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Awful>
*a Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* W S C HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Erkzup narrates 'stupid mobs'

* W S C HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
On a Steepening Escarpment
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* W S C HP:Awful>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Awful>
*a Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
You barely pierce *a Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* W S C HP:Awful *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
On a Soft Grassy Bank
Exits: north, east, south, west.
You suddenly notice a mole.

* W S C HP:Awful>
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Awful>
You bleed from open wounds.
You're stunned and will probably die soon if no-one helps you.

* W S C HP:Awful>

You are dead! Sorry...


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Mazza2002-06-02 11:08:59
Oh, hush up yer whining, bn. If you can't stand the heat, go play a puke.
Unknown2002-06-02 13:52:42
don't go afk!
pukes rarely have the brains to realise you're there
Moortek2002-06-02 14:02:42
If you where afk type act **AFK** or something and your enemy can't miss it and if he kills you, he is a shithead!
Sin2002-06-02 14:58:29
Moortek, anyone going afk AND set 'act **AFK**' believing he's safe in a area visited by any enemies should get his skin ripped from his bones and dipped in salt and pepper.
*a Log*2002-06-02 15:44:09
I am gay!
sarcastic unkno2002-06-02 16:08:57
clap nice kill by dwarf. muhaha
doh2002-06-02 21:07:56
AFK = A FREE KILL, DONT WHINE.
Thanf2002-06-02 23:11:19
if you were afk, why didnt you should camp rent?
Xann2002-06-03 01:38:14
I would kill a ***AFK*** bn
Rayden2002-06-03 14:39:17
AFK = i dont care = straight ride to hidden island :P
*bn*2002-06-03 16:16:27
not was afk, just link laged. And i'm not crying, i like play bn. Its dangerous in every moment. And its more better be kiled by *dwarf* than by ranger.
Well-known2002-06-03 19:37:01
It's just me, or does *bn* sounds a lot like An Estonian in above comment? :)
The Towns Peopl2002-06-04 07:48:57
ITS AN ESTONIAN!! GET 'EM!!!!!!
*bn*2002-06-05 06:13:34
laugh
Rogon2002-06-05 09:30:52
Stop whining!
An Estonian2002-06-05 19:29:28
me estonian no bn. me estonian retire bn total lot years ago. me estonian no write bn wordings. me estonian very mad bn. me no bn! grrrr! me estonian really mad!!! me estonian get you!
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