No balls - no fun. (megawhine)
posted by Nothing
2002-06-04 16:50:50
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Story is...

After login checked plants and saw lightning slab zone.



Rocky Path
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* W S C>Rocky Path
Exits: north, east, south.
Saving Nothing.

* W S C>n
A Slag Pit
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, resting on a brown donkey.
Exits: south, down.

* W S C>
*a sturdy Dwarf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* W S C>
*a sturdy Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...

* W S C>down
Drafty Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: east, up.

* W S C>up
back *dwarf*
A Slag Pit
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, riding a brown donkey.
Exits: south, down.
The weather suddenly becomes extremely stormy, how strange...

* W S C>
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

*a sturdy Dwarf* makes a strange sound, as you place a black runed dagger in
his back.

* W S C *a sturdy Dwarf*:Awful>
*a sturdy Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves south riding a brown donkey.

* W S C>s
hit *dwarf*
Rocky Path
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, riding a brown donkey.
Exits: north, east, south.

* W S C>hit *dwarf*
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves east riding a brown donkey.
They aren't here.

* W S C>They aren't here.

* W S C>hit *dwarf*
They aren't here.

* W S C>e
n
Rocky Path
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* W S C>Bend in the Trail
Exits: north, east, south.

* W S C>hit *dwarf*
They aren't here.

* W S C>tr donkey
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

=
You see some tracks of a brown donkey leading south
 (done less than 10 hours ago).

* W S C>cha mood aggressive
Ok.

* W S C>n
Bend in the Trail
Exits: south, west.

s
Hmm... you have lost the track.


Aha! Its trap! Lets do scout job and check how mutch they are....



* W S C>Bend in the Trail
Exits: north, east, south.

* W S C>s
Rocky Path
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* W S C>e
Rocky Path
Exits: east, west.

* W S C>e
Rocky Path
Exits: south, west.

* W S C>s
End of the Path
Exits: north, [south], [west].

* W S C>
The fence is opened from the other side.

* W S C>
*a noble Elf* and *Khozdul the Dwarf* have arrived from the south riding a
pack horse.
*Bogger the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.

* W S C>
*a noble Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
*Bogger the Dwarf* lightly whips your body and tickles it.
*Bogger the Dwarf* entangles you with his whip.

n
flee
n
n
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south riding a brown donkey.
You break loose from *Bogger the Dwarf*'s whip.
You pierce *Bogger the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*Bogger the Dwarf* whips your body hard and tickles it.

* W S C HP:Fine *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>*Khozdul the Dwarf* pounds your right arm extremely hard.
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Bogger the Dwarf* lightly whips your body and tickles it.
*Bogger the Dwarf* entangles you with his whip.

flee
n
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves south riding a brown donkey.

n
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* leaves south riding a pack horse.
You break loose from *Bogger the Dwarf*'s whip.

* W S C HP:Fine *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
*Bogger the Dwarf* lightly whips your right hand and tickles it.
*Bogger the Dwarf* entangles you with his whip.
You try to flee, but cannot!

n
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south riding a brown donkey.

flee
n
You try to flee, but cannot!

n
You break loose from *Bogger the Dwarf*'s whip.

* W S C HP:Fine *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Bogger the Dwarf* lightly whips your body and tickles it.

* W S C HP:Fine *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Path
Exits: south, west.

* W S C HP:Fine>flee
n
You flee head over heels.
End of the Path
*a noble Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Khozdul the Dwarf* is here, riding a pack horse driven by *a noble Elf*.
*Bogger the Dwarf* is standing here.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, riding a brown donkey.
Exits: north, (south), [west].
*a sturdy Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* W S C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Wounded>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Khozdul the Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* W S C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Wounded>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Wounded>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S C HP:Fine *a sturdy Dwarf*:Wounded>n
You flee head over heels.
Animal Pen
A pig is here, covered in mud.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: (north).

* W S C HP:Fine>w
End of the Path
*a noble Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Khozdul the Dwarf* is here, riding a pack horse driven by *a noble Elf*.
*Bogger the Dwarf* is standing here.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, riding a brown donkey.
Exits: north, (south), [west].

* W S C HP:Fine>w
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves south riding a brown donkey.

n
*a noble Elf* and *Khozdul the Dwarf* leave south riding a pack horse.
*Bogger the Dwarf* leaves south.
Rocky Path
Exits: south, west.

* W S C HP:Fine>w
w
You flee head over heels.
End of the Path
Exits: north, [south], [west].

* W S C HP:Fine>w
Rocky Path
Exits: south, west.

* W S C HP:Fine>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W S C HP:Fine>
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the south.

You flee head over heels.
End of the Path
*a sturdy Dwarf* is here, riding a brown donkey.
*a noble Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Khozdul the Dwarf* is here, riding a pack horse driven by *a noble Elf*.
*Bogger the Dwarf* is standing here.
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: north, (south), [west].

* W S C HP:Fine>*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves north riding a brown donkey.
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
You swiftly dodge *Khozdul the Dwarf*'s attempt to pound you.
n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Bogger the Dwarf* whips your left foot and tickles it.
*Bogger the Dwarf* entangles you with his whip.

*a noble Elf* and *Khozdul the Dwarf* leave north riding a pack horse.
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* leaves north riding a pack horse.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the north.

flee
w
w
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the north riding a brown donkey.

w
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves south riding a brown donkey.

flee
w
*a noble Elf* and *Khozdul the Dwarf* have arrived from the north riding a
pack horse.
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.
*Khozdul the Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

w
*a noble Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south riding a brown donkey.
You break loose from *Bogger the Dwarf*'s whip.

* W S C HP:Fine *Khozdul the Dwarf*:Healthy>w
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Bogger the Dwarf* lightly whips your body and tickles it.
*Bogger the Dwarf* entangles you with his whip.

flee
w
*Khozdul the Dwarf* pounds your body very hard and tickles it.
w

You break loose from *Bogger the Dwarf*'s whip.
*Bogger the Dwarf* whips your left hand hard and tickles it.

* W S C HP:Fine *Khozdul the Dwarf*:Healthy>w
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Bogger the Dwarf* whips your body and tickles it.
*Bogger the Dwarf* entangles you with his whip.

w
w
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves south riding a brown donkey.

flee
w
w
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south riding a brown donkey.

w
*a noble Elf* utters the words 'qarr diesilla'
A loud crack of thunder can be heard as *a noble Elf* calls down lightning on
you.
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You flee head over heels.
Rocky Path
Exits: south, west.

* W S C HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W S C HP:Bad>flee
Rocky Path
Exits: east, west.

* W S C HP:Bad>w
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.
w

Rocky Path
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-soldier is lying here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* W S C HP:Bad>w
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.
Rocky Path
Exits: north, east, south.

* W S C HP:Bad>w
A Slag Pit
Exits: south, down.

* W S C HP:Bad>w
w
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the south.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W S C HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* W S C HP:Bad>down
*a noble Elf* and *Khozdul the Dwarf* have arrived from the south riding a
pack horse.
*Bogger the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*Bogger the Dwarf* sends his whip lashing out at you.
*Bogger the Dwarf* lightly whips your body and tickles it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You pierce *Bogger the Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and tickle it.

* W S C HP:Bad *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S C HP:Bad *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>e
You are already attempting to flee!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W S C HP:Bad *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S C HP:Bad *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S C HP:Bad *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W S C HP:Bad *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>
You are already attempting to flee!
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*Lerian the Eriadorian Man* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* W S C HP:Dying *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>down
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W S C HP:Dying *Bogger the Dwarf*:Fine>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


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Nothing2002-06-04 16:54:17
Aha! I'm not alone (just read Diam log) :(
Khozdul2002-06-04 17:20:57
HOHO
Bogger2002-06-04 17:24:44
With all noc runkers you cant blame any1 for going in group of 5 at noc. Group all of you and target me instead of spamfleeing like in log below. You can easily kill me when I overspam like I always tend to do!
Gilliam2002-06-04 17:47:16
All my MUME friends know that I call the all area east of Brandywine Bridge as "Orcs's playground", i. e., if you are in that area you need to be extra carefull. As orc's players (BN and trolls too) are far more experience than the whities (atleast from my point of view) I won't blame anyone for going in NOC in group of 5, 6 ,7 , etc... Nice going, Bogger & group. *Comf* all victims.
Khozdul2002-06-04 19:14:10
HOHO
Rogon2002-06-04 20:48:06
Only thing better than diams log here is they got mume's lamest player after khird to help with the wizkilling. Go go go!
Ares2002-06-04 21:18:25
Wonder why no darkies havent whined all those god knows how many years darkies have abused the whip?, since you havent done that shut the fuck up and let pukes now play few years so you get taste of whip yourself.
Lerian2002-06-04 21:49:57
I don't see any Khirds in this log...
Khozdul2002-06-04 21:51:22
Yes, indeed!
Rogon2002-06-04 22:21:26
Lerian, not only dumb.
Lerian2002-06-05 03:14:44
Since I only follow Khird and spamtrap with him... this log must be fake somehow.. wasn't even a trap in a closeable.
Britney2002-06-05 06:34:14
giggle you are dumb Lerian...or cant read... but honestly...... how long were you in noc trapping? :)
Luke2002-06-05 08:44:18
*comf* Nothing
Rogon , what ever you say , title of mume's lamest player and most wimpy pussie is yours
Unknown2002-06-05 10:58:34
You quit luke?
gaurog2002-06-05 12:44:12
whiners! i think it's cool there is such a powerful weapon in the game.
Bogger2002-06-05 16:04:04
The end of my spankclub:

River Sirannon
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy Move:Slow>s

The rising sun illuminates the rolling landscape.
Your limbs are becoming cold and heavy, your eyelids close.
You cannot do that here.
You failed swimming on the water and drowned!

You are dead! Sorry...
Bogger2002-06-05 16:04:31
That didn't look good at all:(
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