can u say bad luck? not whine log!
posted by Velveeta
2002-06-10 23:00:58
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Just read the damned log
Log starts as i'm xping near grey havens.  
Just a lil' bit o' bad luck i'd say, especially 
for a stick of cheese.

|/-\|/-\|Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Foobitz narrates 'Anyone need any luvadvice before i rent?'  **** Rut's job****

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>sc
36/40 hits, 39/128 mana, and 82/105 moves.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>scout w
/You quietly scout westwards...

-\|Grassy Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
A brown cow and an elven huntsman are here.

****Mrs. Cow is goin' down!****
/-You stop scouting.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Adara narrates '....'

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>nar you're not rut so shat ap!
Ok.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>scoutw 
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>scout w
-You quietly scout westwards...

\### REBOOT in 1 minute (cleanup) ###

|/Grassy Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
A brown cow is here.

-Bodruith narrates 'MOI!'

\You stop scouting.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>w
Grassy Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
The corpse of a brown cow is lying here.
A brown cow is here, contemplating a higher reality whilst chewing slowly.
Exits: north, east, west.
A large elk has arrived from the east.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>k cow
m
You try to pierce a brown cow, but she parries successfully.
A brown cow fails to hit you.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm a brown cow:Healthy>m
m
\cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...

|m
m
/-m
\Ok.
Your magic missile hits a brown cow.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm a brown cow:Fine>/cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...

-\|/Adara narrates 'Moi! too'
Ok.
Your magic missile hits a brown cow.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm a brown cow:Fine>m
m
m
\cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...
A brown cow hits your right arm.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm a brown cow:Fine>|cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...

/-\|Ok.
Your magic missile hits a brown cow.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a brown cow:Fine>m
m
m
-Throk narrates 'and you are a stick of cheese shut up'  **** whats so wrong with a piece of cheese?****
cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...

\|m
/-Ok.
Your magic missile hits a brown cow.
A brown cow lightly hits your right foot.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a brown cow:Fine>|cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...

/-\|Ok.
Your magic missile hits a brown cow.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a brown cow:Hurt>-cast 'magic missile'
You start to concentrate...

\|/-You mispronounced the magical words... 
Your spell backfired! 
You feel exhaus
ted.  **** Story of my life****

* HP:Hurt Mana:Icy a brown cow:Hurt>|cast 'magic missile'
You muster all of your concentration...

/-\|You mispronounced the magical words... 
Your spell backfired! 
You feel exhaus
ted.   **** Once again...****
A brown cow lightly hits your head.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Icy a brown cow:Hurt>-cast 'magic missile'
You muster all of your concentration...

\|/-You have a sudden lapse of memory... 
Your spell backfired! 
You feel drained.  **** Ow ya!  can ya feel it?****


* HP:Hurt Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>cast 'magic missile'
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...  **** dammit!****

* HP:Hurt Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>cast 'magic missile'
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...
You try to pierce a brown cow, but she parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>cast 'magic missile'
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...

* HP:Hurt Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>cast 'magic missile'
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...

* HP:Hurt Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>nar so whats wrong with a stick of cheese
?
Ok.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
A brown cow hits your head and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>nar nothing!

You try to pierce a brown cow, but she parries successfully.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
Ok.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
A brown cow lightly hits your right foot and shatters it.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
A large elk leaves east.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
Illuin narrates 'lol throk'

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
Your attempt to pierce a brown cow fails.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
A brown cow lightly hits your right hand and shatters it.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>f

You pierce a brown cow's right forefoot.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen a brown cow:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Grassy Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
A large elk is standing here, chewing grass and leaves.
Exits: north, east, west.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen>e
e
e
e
Grassy Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Exits: north, east, west.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen>Grassy Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Exits: north, east, west.
You suddenly notice an elven huntsman.
An elven huntsman leaves north.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen>Tower Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
The corpse of a black wolf is lying here.
The corpse of a black wolf is lying here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen>Rocky Hills
There is a lot of water on the ground.
The butchered corpse of a large elk is lying here.
Exits: north, east, west.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen>sc
8/40 hits, 1/128 mana, and 57/105 moves.

* HP:Bad Mana:Frozen>sl
sc
You go to sleep.

* HP:Bad Mana:Icy>stat
8/40 hits, 2/128 mana, and 58/105 moves.

* HP:Bad Mana:Icy>OB: 15%, DB: -59%, PB: 5%, Armour: 3%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggress
ive.
Needed: 2,226 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- panic
- noquit

* HP:Bad Mana:Icy>
A rabid, grey wolf hits your right foot hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Dying Mana:Icy a rabid, grey wolf:Healthy>  **** Ow ya you're goin' down next!****
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...  **** dam de dam****


o HP:Awful Mana:Icy>sl
sc
stat
You go to sleep.

* HP:Awful Mana:Icy>1/40 hits, 8/128 mana, and 64/105 moves.

* HP:Awful Mana:Icy>OB: 11%, DB: -62%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy
.
Needed: 3,419 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.

* HP:Awful Mana:Icy>
Auto-save.
Automatic reboot. Come back in a little while.  **** FUCK!  there goes my max set :((((****

%%% Disconnected from server.
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Drenical2002-06-10 23:12:47
Super log! About as interesting as my sex life.
Khakis2002-06-10 23:39:26
What exactly is a max set for a level 3? a) newbie kit -- b) bandit corpse -- c) thief corpse -- d) spoon and a water-lily ???
sillan2002-06-10 23:41:05
You wish, Drenical.
Velveeta2002-06-10 23:44:33
I had 4 pieces of cheese, full plain, a rapier, and a ruby!
Hate2002-06-10 23:53:44
A ruby at level 3!?. I didnt have my own ruby till level 25 or something!
Unknown2002-06-11 00:36:01
Spoon? What does a spoon do?
Unknown2002-06-11 00:36:42
While on the subject, what does a water-lily do?
Shiara2002-06-11 00:37:00
Velveeta, how did you get that ruby anyways?
Drenical2002-06-11 00:41:51
I love this site. I really do... and the weird thing that the people commenting in others name actually find them selves funny. It's a all so interesting.
Foad2002-06-11 02:25:52
posting a log is not an exuse for beeing a retard
Aliya2002-06-11 02:52:53
I have a bhsb and brd...and ruby yada yada...hmm yea...*blinks* lvl 13 :P
Unknown2002-06-11 04:41:41
With less than a tick to reboot, why did you stop to sleep? You could have just spammed into town, since there was 0 chance of that cow 'going down'.
Velveeta2002-06-11 06:03:46
ZERO CHANCE!??!!!?? That cow went down! ow yes it did! strait trip to animal mandos!
Hexa2002-06-11 09:19:54
just. idiot...idiot. why did you prac magic missile anyway??? bleah...idiot. and i bet he had aa sppooooooon and a wATER LILY!!!!!
Khakis2002-06-11 11:04:44
Formatting will suck .. but here is a .cz newbie kit *boggle* ... * C>whois bagr
Bagr is a level eight Dwarven Fighter.
Is playing from *.cz.

* C>exam bagr

* C>You see nothing special about him.
Bagr is a youthful male Dwarf.
Bagr the Dwarven Fighter has some small bruises.
Bagr the Dwarven Fighter seems to have:
A light wound at the right hand,
A light wound at the body,
A light wound at the left leg,
A light wound at the right leg.
Bagr the Dwarven Fighter is using:
a mighty dwarven axe (brand new)
a bejewelled shield (brand new)
a blood-encrusted helm (brand new)
a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
a forest green cloak (used)
a heavy pair of vambraces (used)
a thin pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
a pair of plate greaves (brand new)
a pair of iron-shod boots (brand new)
a grotesque necklace with several pairs of ears
a keyring with a few keys and a set of lock picks
a ring
a leather backpack
a plain leather belt
a hunting knife (brand new)
a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
a fragrant-smelling bag
a sable pouch
a stone
Rayden2002-06-11 13:33:22
I'd be happy with a spoon and a water-lily! :)
Rayden2002-06-11 13:34:07
But i would rock with a cluster of white star forget-me-nots too :)
An Estonian2002-06-11 15:02:55
me estonian knowns play this no estonian. estonian player kill cow and stop reboot mume. estonia strongly! you weakingly. we bestest!
Pedrag2002-06-11 15:58:46
Adara narrates 'Moi! too' *cringe* :P
Fragir2002-06-11 19:43:20
Please don't post Bagr's shit eq. That has nothing to do with .cz newbie kit. If you wanna post his eq again warn me before so i can kit him. This is probably just some shit he picked on groung i guess :-)
LALALA2002-06-14 19:05:45
#sub {%1, the %2 of Afterlithe} {%1, the %2 of Afterlithe (1. SUVI [21-5])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Afteryule} {%1, the %2 of Afteryule (1. TALV [18-8])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Astron} {%1, the %2 of Astron (1. KEVAD [19-7])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Blotmath} {%1, the %2 of Blotmath (2. SYGIS [20-7])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Forelithe} {%1, the %2 of Forelithe (3. KEVAD [20-6])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Foreyule} {%1, the %2 of Foreyule (3. SYGIS [19-7])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Halimath} {%1, the %2 of Halimath (3. SUVI [5-21])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Rethe} {%1, the %2 of Rethe (3. TALV [18-8])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Solmath} {%1, the %2 of Solmath (2. TALV [17-9])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Thrimidge} {%1, the %2 of Thrimidge (2. KEVAD [20-7])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Wedmath} {%1, the %2 of Wedmath (2. SUVI [22-4])}
#sub {%1, the %2 of Winterfilth} {%1, the %2 of Winterfilth (1. SYGIS [20-6])}
Sorry needed somewhere to post it
LALALA2002-06-14 19:06:27
USE THIS ONE DUDE
#sub {%1, the %2 of Afterlithe} {%1, the %2 of Afterlithe (1. SUVI [21-5])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Afteryule} {%1, the %2 of Afteryule (1. TALV [18-8])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Astron} {%1, the %2 of Astron (1. KEVAD [19-7])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Blotmath} {%1, the %2 of Blotmath (2. SYGIS [20-7])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Forelithe} {%1, the %2 of Forelithe (3. KEVAD [20-6])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Foreyule} {%1, the %2 of Foreyule (3. SYGIS [19-7])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Halimath} {%1, the %2 of Halimath (3. SUVI [5-21])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Rethe} {%1, the %2 of Rethe (3. TALV [18-8])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Solmath} {%1, the %2 of Solmath (2. TALV [17-9])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Thrimidge} {%1, the %2 of Thrimidge (2. KEVAD [20-7])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Wedmath} {%1, the %2 of Wedmath (2. SUVI [22-4])};
#sub {%1, the %2 of Winterfilth} {%1, the %2 of Winterfilth (1. SYGIS [20-6])};
Sorry needed somewhere to post it
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