A newbie learns....
posted by Bohdi
2002-06-18 22:09:40
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The dangers of playing mume from a work-pc...
<<<Nothing much....just a log to show that some folks can tell if someone
is stupidly afk or flagless-linkless. Only action I've had versus one player
in 2 days. The other times I got killed buy 3 or more pukes in closable.>>>


* R W S C HP:Fine>lead
You stop riding a pack horse (fred).
A pack horse (fred) starts following you.


<<<<<<<boss approached my desk so I spam fled...a f k>>>>>>>>


* W S C HP:Fine>
Saving Bohdi.

* W S C HP:Fine>
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.

* W S C HP:Fine>
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* pierces your right hand very hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
Your attempt to hit *Ôstu the Silvan Elf* fails.

* W S C HP:Fine *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*:Healthy>
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* W S C HP:Fine *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*:Healthy>
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* yawns.

* W S C HP:Fine *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*:Healthy>
You try to hit *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* W S C HP:Fine *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*:Healthy>
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* says: snaga
You swiftly dodge *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*'s attempt to pierce you.

* W S C HP:Fine *Ôstu the Silvan Elf*:Healthy>
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Ôstu the Silvan Elf* leaves south riding a trained horse.

* W S C HP:Fine>
A porcupine has arrived from the south.

* W S C HP:Fine>
Balzak narrates 'any1 cave?'

* W S C HP:Fine>
A porcupine leaves east.

* W S C HP:Fine>
Balzak narrates 'i need a locate cave warrens'



<<<<<<I sneak back to my desk as the sun comes through the window (boss if a cave troll)
and I see the above!>>>>>>>>>>


* W S C HP:Fine>
A boar cub has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Fine>
A porcupine has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Fine>
A porcupine leaves south.

* W S C HP:Fine>
A boar cub leaves east.

* W S C HP:Fine>
A fallow deer has arrived from the east.

* W S C HP:Fine>
A fallow deer leaves east.

* W S C HP:Fine>info
You are a male Black Númenórean.
You are 42 years, 1 month and 28 days old.
You have played 5 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Bohdi the Black Númenórean Pilferer (level 5).
You are six feet two and weigh thirteen stone and two pounds.
Perception: vision 10, hearing -8, smell -35. Alertness: normal.
You find a form of beauty in other's pains.
Your equipment weighs forty-one pounds. A tad uncomfortable, but no problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:11 Int:19 Wis:16 Dex:9 Con:14 Wil:17 Per:9.
Offensive Bonus: 30%, Dodging Bonus: 16%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 61/63 hit, 125/125 mana, and 108/108 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. 
You will flee if your hit points go below 15.
You have scored 10,682 experience points and you have 2,922 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 8,068 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Morbeth.
You are trying to sneak.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- novoid



<<<<<<Needless to say I thank my lucky stars and instantly camp-rent>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<Thanks Ostu, for sparing the afk'ish/maybe flagless linkless.
A true gentleman>>>>>>>

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Ragoo2002-06-18 22:11:26
Ostu is a punk. He should have killed ya!
unknown2002-06-18 22:12:58
i think ostu posted this.
Zilvar2002-06-18 23:55:31
This is the only one good thing Ostu have done in his miserable life. Not like it would matter, he's condemned to burn in hell for ages anyway.
balzak2002-06-19 04:12:14
I REALLY need a locate cave
Seethe2002-06-19 07:08:39
*nods* Zilvar.....

I will eat his liver!
Unknown2002-06-19 07:57:35
I dont think he thought you were afk since he called you a snaga i guess he thought you were a moveless boring kill
Lkuzk2002-06-19 10:38:37
I agree. Ostu didn't spare you cos he thought you were afk. He just spared you because he couldn't be bothered to fight a lowbie. 'Snaga' is his current insult, he was calling me a snaga last night. (I tried to explain I was a softskin, not a snaga, but...)
Unknown2002-06-19 12:38:35
oooo, I can't wait till your legend with that dex
Ostu2002-06-19 12:39:59
That insult rocked, eh?
Zilvar2002-06-19 13:40:29
Bwahahaha, if you think he spared him because he's damn too generous to fight a bn lowbie, you're wrong like no one else and you don't know Ostu.
Lkuzk2002-06-19 14:29:51
Ostu? Generous? *lol* I said he couldn't be bothered, not that he was generous. No wps, shit xp, no eq = why waste the mana? ;-)
An Estonian2002-06-19 16:22:04
me estonian no like log no kill. me estonian showly you kill bn. me estonian play mume now. me estonian kill bn easylying. me estonian very powerfulest! me estonian happy very now!!! estonia bestest!
The Hulk2002-06-19 17:55:39
Hulk smash little estonian! hulk no like stinky man. estonia ugly country and little man talk dumbest!

199, 99% Estonian
a bn2002-06-19 17:56:08
And what exactly do you expect to do with thse stats? That Per is so low
that your offensive spells will be useless. And that low Dex will make you
a sitting duck against physical attacks. Nice Wil but you really should have
used those points elsewhere.
An Estonian2002-06-19 20:37:54
me estonian kill hulk mume player if. me estonian very powerfully mume. me estonian know everypersons know estonia strongestly mume. me estonian need kill you. me estonian soon get angrying. me estonia now angry! grrrrrrrrrrrrr!! me estonian kill hulk!!
An Estonian2002-06-19 20:37:54
me estonian kill hulk mume player if. me estonian very powerfully mume. me estonian know everypersons know estonia strongestly mume. me estonian need kill you. me estonian soon get angrying. me estonia now angry! grrrrrrrrrrrrr!! me estonian kill hulk!!
Ramangth2002-06-19 21:35:17
Your dex sucks
Lefali2002-06-20 11:53:52
Try to find better stats for bn cleric.
Scrooge2002-06-20 19:56:01
ickie...your stats are even worse than mine.
Adaric2002-06-22 02:35:03
your stats suck, and what's w/ that align? Form of beauty @ lvl 5? Did you pick neutral or well-disposed or something? jeez you suck. You really ARE some newbie.
Jegolas2002-06-23 00:45:13
i thought i was the only one that labeled my horse fred :)
bohdi2002-06-24 03:05:57
heheh..........i've been playing for a little while and thought i'd let mume pick my stats for kicks.....see what i could do with what it gave me......some of you all might remember a certain troll who sunripped for the last time at level 37......*wink, wink*
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