Troll vs. dreaded Zaug (1 on 1)
posted by Ugthathurts
2002-06-21 17:06:30
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## I was wandering around the warrens trying to get this bat out of my ear ## w
You suddenly notice a bloodthirsty bat.

o HP:Fine 
A bloodthirsty bat tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.
You hit a bloodthirsty bat's right claw extremely hard and shatter it.

o HP:Fine a bloodthirsty bat:Hurt>
You suddenly notice a *dreadful Zaugurz Orc*.
*dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves you left foot extremely hard.

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Hurt>va     <--- typo :)
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Hurt>bash orc
stand

A bloodthirsty bat barely hits your left foot and tickles it.

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Hurt>*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves you body extremely hard.

Your bash at *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* sends him sprawling.

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?
You hit a bloodthirsty bat's tail extremely hard and shatter it.
A bloodthirsty bat is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Dying>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Dying>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Dying>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Dying>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Hurt a bloodthirsty bat:Dying>bash orc
stand

You hit a bloodthirsty bat's body extremely hard and shatter it.
info to level %X
#   $xpToLevelOld is now set to {1809} [local]
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear a bloodthirsty bat's death cry.
#   $xpLastKill is now set to {a bloodthirsty bat} [local]
A bloodthirsty bat is dead! R.I.P.

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>to level 96343

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* snickers softly.

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>bash orc
stand

*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* says 'ow'

o HP:Hurt *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Fine>*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

giggle
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

As *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground.
You fall to the ground.
You hit *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o HP:Wounded *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You stop resting, and stand up.

o HP:Wounded *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
You giggle.

o HP:Wounded *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
As *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground.
You fall to the ground.

o HP:Wounded *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You stop resting, and stand up.

o HP:Wounded *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand

*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves your right hand extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

bash orc
stand
Your bash at *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* sends him sprawling.

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?
You hit *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to hit him.

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.

o HP:Bad *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* says 'whag level'

*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves your left arm very hard and shatters it.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* leaves >> EAST >>

o HP:Awful>
You are already standing.

o HP:Awful>say 9
Ok.

o HP:Awful>
Someone quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
You suddenly notice *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*.
You try to hit *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*, but he parries successfully.

o HP:Awful *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
bash orc
stand
*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* howls triumphantly.

*a dreadful Zaugurz Orc* cleaves your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

bash orc
stand
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>em slobbers: 9
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>bash orc
stand
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>
You are in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

o HP:Dying *a dreadful Zaugurz Orc*:Hurt>

You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful>
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pior2002-06-21 17:08:12
wtf was that ?? that was like 5 seconds
pior2002-06-21 17:14:08
what level are you anyway??
Ugyouarestupid2002-06-21 19:10:11
Omega2002-06-22 05:16:27
lol *point* comment above
gaurog2002-06-22 05:52:03
whee im in a log!
Dupa2002-06-22 13:57:38
What about flee command?:)
A Log2002-06-23 00:09:59
I suck!!!
The person who2002-06-23 04:38:49
I suck even more! Im a preteen weeeeeeee!!!
Ugthathurts2002-06-24 18:30:48
Ever just get tired of running? I do and decide to fight to the death sometimes. I figured I am a troll and am going to try to take him. In addition, I have nothing to lose, a couple corpses, some junk to offer Grinder to rent, a few copper, and a couple thousand xp. No good items to cry about. My level is in the log for those who asked. And, the battle lasted 10 seconds not 5. :) My primary reason for posting was to see who my opponent was since he might respond to the log and did.
Conti2002-06-25 04:38:25
Why post this shit of newbie trolls trying to pk?
Ugthathurst2002-06-25 13:49:19
Just to make you waste a few mouse clicks and electrons. I listed my reason above in the last sentence, if you can read.
Gorthauk2002-07-08 23:03:38
At least he tried to kill it.
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