A Bug on the Windshield
posted by Khakis
2002-07-01 12:08:21
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classic mume.net material... just a two second read, but these kills always make
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### I know playing bn is hard, but insta-ripping a level 1 bn
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* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim LEAVES <<<< W E S T <<<<
Wet Plains
*a Man* is here, riding a pony.

* C Mana:Warm>kill *man*
You pound *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
*a Man* dismounts from a pony, and stops riding him.
*a Man* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C Mana:Warm *a Man*:Dying>
Zigilhim (Z) STARTS C A S T I N G <<<<<

* C Mana:Warm *a Man*:Dying>cackle
You cackle gleefully.

* C Mana:Warm *a Man*:Dying>
You pound *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You feel more experienced.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim (Z) falls down laughing.

* C Mana:Warm>snicker
You snicker softly.

* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim (Z) says '1 xp:)'

* C Mana:Warm>whois gubo
Gubo is a level one Black Númenórean Apprentice.

* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim (Z) giggles.

* C Mana:Warm>say lev 1
Ok.

* C Mana:Warm>snicker
You snicker softly.

* C Mana:Warm>look in corpse
corpse (here) :
a loaf of bread
a torch

* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim narrates 'gubo dies!'

* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim (Z) giggles.

* C Mana:Warm>nar 1 xp
Ok.

* C Mana:Warm>search quick
Zigilhim (Z) says 'we rock!:)'
You begin to search ...

You didn't find anyone.

* C Mana:Warm>nod self
You nod to yourself. Very reassuring.

* C Mana:Warm>get bread corpse
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of *a Man*.

* C Mana:Warm>
Zigilhim LEAVES ^^^^ N O R T H ^^^^
An Old Farm Field

* C Mana:Warm>eat bread
You eat the bread.
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Otto2002-07-01 13:39:10
God, how I can't stand newbie killers.
This log almost reminds me of Sylian's pathetic post.
Khakis2002-07-01 13:41:36
What is the proper protocol? ask *man* are you a newbie? and literally one room away we ran into Lâirâthim, Dragóth, Dos, and no-name orc. We were not hunting newbies -- but chuckled in rl when we stepped on one.
LOL @ Otto2002-07-01 14:20:53
Lkuzk2002-07-01 14:34:42
Newbie is not the same as lowbie. No newbie should be a BN, after all. I brutally slaughtered a lowbie zorc in vale.*shrug*. Didn't know he was lowbie, and who cares anyway? Genuine newbies I have pity for, but genuine newbies should only be playing pukes...
Surt2002-07-01 21:52:18
You looted this poor newbie! You should really be ashamed for that ;-)
Sylian2002-07-01 21:56:29
otto your pathetic go hump your mom?
Khakis2002-07-01 22:55:24
Well, I just spent the entire afternoon playing a bn. I found it just as fun being the bug as it is being the windshield. Managed to get up to level 5 in no time, but decided to relax back at level 4 for a while >)
Toin2002-07-02 08:42:59
Killing newbie bns is often hard not to do, I usually hit the kill buttun as soon as I see *man* and newbie bns usually rip insta. What I don't get tho is why anyone would post a log of it, it's like posting a log of killing some damn noquit snake on rtf.
Khakis2002-07-02 09:45:38
Toin -- very true comments, and I posted it because this "game" is supposed to be fun. Anyone who has been in a similar situation in the past will hopefully remember and chuckle.
Vecna2002-07-02 12:33:20
Hehe, poor little bastard.
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