Funniest thing I've ever seen.
posted by Zangel
2002-07-18 23:10:57
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Just screwing around Anduin and decide to have a little fun.
* HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>At the Gates of Ingrove
Exits: north, (east), west.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>Inside the Settlement Walls
A white-painted bench is here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A woman stands here carefully guarding her village.
A young man stands here carefully guarding his village.
The Gatekeeper stands here, leaning on his cane.
Exits: north, east, (west).
The Gatekeeper yells 'Y Black Numenoreyn as here at Insade the Settlement Walls!'
A village guard yells 'I Black Numenórean as here at Insade the Settlement Walls!'
A village guard yells 'A Black Númenorean is here yt Ansade the Settlement Walls!'



#######This part is funny!###########



* HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>Bear's Way
A cluster of white star-shaped forget-me-nots flourish here in reminiscence.
A young boy is here, bumping into things.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
A young boy yells 'Y Black Nomenorein as here yt Bear's Wai!'

* HP:Wounded Mana:Burning>
You swiftly dodge a young boy's attempt to hit you.        <<<<HEHE

* HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a young boy:Healthy>
A swallow makes a circle high in the sky and flies away at a great speed.
A village guard has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a young boy:Healthy>
A village guard cleaves your body very hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful Mana:Burning a young boy:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Inside the Settlement Walls
A white-painted bench is here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A woman stands here carefully guarding her village.
The Gatekeeper stands here, leaning on his cane.
A Beorning captain is here, keeping the watch.
Exits: north, east, (west).

* HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
The Gatekeeper hits your right arm hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

o HP:Dying Mana:Burning the Gatekeeper:Healthy>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do
 anything!

o HP:Dying Mana:Burning the Gatekeeper:Healthy>
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


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Bale2002-07-18 23:15:21
What a stupid log!
idiot2002-07-18 23:15:25
Idiot
Zangel2002-07-18 23:16:20
Wow someone's name is Idiot! Thats a first.
Unknown2002-07-19 00:42:34
beorning language practice?
Snoochy2002-07-19 02:36:00
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY
fakker2002-07-19 03:57:48
go fak your fakin self you mada fakin moron fakin idiot
point2002-07-19 05:14:35
hello, where am i? someone explain this to me, i cant find myself...
Zangel2002-07-19 07:48:19
Ooo, another new one. Now who would call themself Fakker????
Enforcer2002-07-19 08:25:22
if thats the funnies thing you've ever seen, you must have had a very unentertaining life..:)
Relim2002-07-19 12:05:37
Nod Ert!
Zangel2002-07-19 12:30:00
Basically what the title means is that its the funniest thing I've seen on mume yet. Also, if someone can't find him/herself, they really need to get some help.
t2002-07-19 16:14:30
what's so funny about young dude trin' to kick your miserable ass? I would have done the very some thing, for sure!
Tendor2002-07-19 16:52:14
Huh? Point, point, where are yoouu ?? ;)
Sex Life2002-07-19 17:02:07
Get me and stop MUME! I will be more hilarious anyway, trust me. THe girl that sees ur...stuff...she'll die laughing. Hmm...maybe it'll be only funny for her.
kerian2002-07-20 05:58:31
log was gay comment before mine that was funny
A young boy2002-07-20 08:56:30
Don't touch me like that!
Zangel2002-07-20 10:55:59
Sorry young boy, but you came on to me.
stupid comment2002-07-21 02:14:52
What you really after is me dont you?
Luigi2002-07-22 01:32:21
Damm ur not so smart :P
balthazar2002-07-25 23:51:50
WHERE IS THE FUNNY PART
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