Patheticness defined
posted by Fella
2002-08-23 17:23:11
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I knew pukes were in sewers (they blocked entrances to thirsty ranger inn) so I

You see:
   - a track of a Man coming from the south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Man leading south (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).   
   - a track of *a Half-Elf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).  THIS TRACKING IN LOG TO 
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).	SHOW I KNEW THEY WERE IN
   - a track of *a Half-Elf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the south (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Half-Elf* coming from the south (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the south (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Half-Elf* coming from the south (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the south (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of a guard leading north (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading north (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of a woman leading south (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the north (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of a guard leading south (done less than 6 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading south (done less than 7 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the north (done less than 7 hours ago).

#####So I go sewers to see what they’re up to######

A Small Landing
*a Woman* is standing here.
Exits: north, south.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Diamonium narrates 'I aint waiting for kemmler to narrate GETOUT'

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>f
Tragikomix narrates 'l'

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot> woman
cast 'fireball' woman
You quickly recall your stored spell...

*a Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*a Woman* leaves north.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You feel bolder.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>3
Marillion narrates 'ow now who calls who wimps eh?'

Exits: north, south.
You suddenly notice a thief.
You suddenly notice a thief.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
Bend in the Tunnel
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.
A thief is here looking for some stranger to rob.
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.
Exits: south, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
w
Narrow Tunnel
Exits: east, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Narrow Tunnel
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
Exits: east, (up).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Marillion narrates 'putz'

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>scout u
You quietly scout upwards...

Assembly Room
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.

You stop scouting.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>u
n
Assembly Room
An assassin is here looking for fresh blood and shining coins.
Exits: (north), (down).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>End of the Tube
Exits: north, (south).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
The Tube
A vicious little bandit advances towards you.
Exits: south, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
The Tube
Exits: east, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
The Tube
Exits: east, west.
A thief yells 'HELP! Théowyn is trying to kill me in Another Room daubed in Red!

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
The Tube
Exits: east, west, up.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
The Tube
Exits: east.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
uThe Tube
Exits: east, west, up.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Another Room daubed in Red
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
A thief is here looking for some stranger to rob.
A vicious little bandit advances towards you.
Exits: east, down.
You suddenly notice a thief.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
A Room daubed in Red
Exits: north, east, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>whois theowyn
Théowyn is a level twenty Rohir Witch.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
A Corridor daubed in Red
Exits: north, south.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
End of the Corridor daubed in Red
Exits: south.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>s
s
A Corridor daubed in Red
Exits: north, south.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
A Room daubed in Red
Exits: north, east, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
The Red Way
Exits: (east), west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
w
A Room daubed in Red
Exits: north, east, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Another Room daubed in Red
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
A thief is here looking for some stranger to rob.
A vicious little bandit advances towards you.
Exits: east, down.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
A bandit tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.
You pierce a bandit's left arm and tickle it.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot a bandit:Fine>fle
You flee head over heels.
A Room daubed in Red
Exits: north, east, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
e
The Red Way
Exits: (east), west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>The Intersection
Exits: (north), east, [south], [west].

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
A Passage
A canoe has been left here.
The corpse of a vicious rat is lying here.
The corpse of an assassin is lying here.
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
Exits: north, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
Darech narrates 'kemmler passed ford'
Down the Pit
The corpse of a bandit is lying here.
Exits: south, up.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>u
The Pit
The corpse of a bandit is lying here.
Exits: south, down.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>s
s
Tunnel
Exits: north, south.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>s
The Junction
*a Woman* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
A Tunnel
The corpse of a bandit is lying here.
Exits: north, south.
You suddenly notice a thief.
You suddenly notice a thief.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
a
*a Woman* has arrived from the north.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
The Junction
Exits: north, east, south, west.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Nobody here by that name.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>s
a
A Tunnel
The corpse of a bandit is lying here.
A thief is here looking for some stranger to rob.
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
Exits: north, south.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Nobody here by that name.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>s
a
Entrance of the Sewer
*a Woman* is standing here.
Exits: north, (up).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>*a Woman* leaves up.
cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
Nobody here by that name.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>u
a
The Cellar
You see three barrels on the ground.
*a Woman* is standing here.
Exits: up, (down).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
You start to concentrate...

Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *a Woman* with full impact.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Woman*:Hurt>a
A little boy has arrived from above.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Woman*:Hurt>
cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
You start to concentrate...

*a Woman* closes the trapdoor.

*a Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*a Woman* leaves up.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>op tr
*a Woman* has arrived from above.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>apdoor
d
Ok.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Entrance of the Sewer
Exits: north, (up).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
The trap closes quietly.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>op trap
u
Ok.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>d
The Cellar
There are three barrels here.
A little boy is here, running around.
Exits: up, (down).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Entrance of the Sewer
Exits: north, (up).

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>u
u
aThe Cellar
On the ground, there are three barrels.
A little boy is here, running around.
Exits: up, (down).
A little boy leaves up.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
The Staircase
*a Woman* is standing here.
*Twoq the Dwarf* is standing here.
*Helga the Half-Elf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*Olo the Half-Elf* is standing here.
A little boy is here, running around.
Exits: [south], down.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cast 'lightning bolt' *man*
You start to concentrate...

Your victim has disappeared!
*a Woman* leaves down.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>d
*Helga the Half-Elf* strongly smites your right hand.
*Twoq the Dwarf* leaves down.
*a Dwarf* leaves down.
*Olo the Half-Elf* leaves down.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Helga the Half-Elf*:Healthy>

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Helga the Half-Elf*:Healthy>* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Helga
the Half-Elf*:Healthy>fle
op trap
You flee head over heels.
The Cellar
You see three barrels on the ground.
*a Woman* is standing here.
*Twoq the Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*Olo the Half-Elf* is standing here.
Exits: up.

* CW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>

*a Dwarf* cleaves your right arm very hard.

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You don't see any trap here.

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>op trapdo
*a Woman* fails to pierce you.

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>or
fle
That's impossible, I'm afraid.
*Helga the Half-Elf* has arrived from above.

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>*Helga the Half-Elf* quickly approaches,
 trying to smite you.
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*a Dwarf* cleaves your body very hard.

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*a Woman* stops using a ceremonial dagger.
*a Woman* decisively draws a steel-tipped spear.

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>la
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* CW HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>ug

*Olo the Half-Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
You feel less protected.
*Olo the Half-Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
That really HURT!

* CW HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You fall down laughing.

* CW HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>f
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* CW HP:Wounded Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*Helga the Half-Elf* smites your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o CW HP:Dying Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Healthy>z


You are dead! Sorry...


o CW HP:Awful Mana:Hot>Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of
drowned Númenor has
been lost... Despair settles on you.
cast 'fireball' *man*
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Tarrant wakes up.

* CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Tarrant clambers on his feet.

* CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
Tarrant leaves east.

* CW HP:Awful Mana:Burning>laugh
You fall down laughing.
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Fella2002-08-23 17:24:47
I've never seen a more obvious trap, but I wanted to try to kill the woman anyway, so I went for it, figuring it was a group of midlevels. (The 'bait' was making a mob yell every so often as bait). I can't believe a group of LEGENDS would go this far to trap a naked hero bn :P
Twoq2002-08-23 17:34:55
Hehe exps
Fella2002-08-23 17:37:45
You're an idiot for entering
Fella2002-08-23 17:43:13
Dipshit (above). Of *course* I'm an idiot for entering. But I'd rather play with balls than play like those gits.
Fella2002-08-23 17:47:20
Twog, you could have gotten twice as much xp if you had killed mobs instead of waiting in there for me.
Vorlin2002-08-24 00:28:39
I think you've confused 'playing with balls' with 'behaving like an idiot'. Following a lurer into a trap that by your own admission was obvious is not 'playing with balls'. And they didn't 'go this far', you came to them with a Free Lunch sign pasted on your forehead.
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