The Cluefull BN
posted by Doug
2002-08-27 23:53:31
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You know that bns are clueless and hunt clueless newbies... well.. :/
* W>e
Old East Road by a Rock
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the west.

* W>sa doorbell
Ok.

* W>sa brb
Ok.

* W>
Nolome has arrived from the east.

* W>
Nolome leaves west.

* W>
Valr nods solemnly.

* W>
Grennif narrates 'still orcs around bree?'

* W>
Jeran narrates 'then i manage to wield staff to bob and hit her with staff(0
damage!) before she got safe,i'm so mad'

* W>
Just narrates 'anyone in forlond?'

* W>
Someone has arrived from the east.

* W>
Rashnak narrates 'HELLO!'

* W>
Someone tries to sneak behind Valr...

* W>
Valr leaves west.

* W>
Someone tries to sneak behind you!

* W>
Valr has arrived from the west.

* W>
Juku narrates 'yelo'

* W>
Someone leaves west.

* W>
Someone has arrived from the west.

* W>
Someone tries to sneak behind you!

* W>
Someone leaves west.

* W>sq
search quickly          ### I come back after a minute
You begin to search ...

l
Someone has arrived from the west.
You didn't find anyone.

* W>Old East Road by a Rock
Valr the Dwarf is standing here.
Someone is standing here.

* W>
Someone tries to sneak behind you!

* W>sq

Someone leaves east.

* W>search quickly
You begin to search ...

Someone has arrived from the east.

sq
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You swiftly dodge *a grim Man*'s attempt to pierce you.
You try to stab *a grim Man*, but he parries successfully.

* W *a grim Man*:Healthy>search quickly
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W *a grim Man*:Healthy>ld

*a grim Man* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* W *a grim Man*:Healthy>peer
label  DEAD
Ok.

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Healthy>l
You peer around trying to look into the shadows.

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Healthy>nor

*a grim Man* (DEAD) swiftly dodges your attempt to stab him.

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Healthy>Old East Road by a Rock
Valr the Dwarf is standing here.
*a grim Man* (DEAD) is here, fighting YOU.

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Healthy>
Valr pounds *a grim Man* (DEAD)'s body extremely hard.

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Fine>cha ale nor
Ok.
*a grim Man* (DEAD) tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Fine>
*a grim Man* (DEAD) panics, and attempts to flee.
*a grim Man* leaves north.

* W>sq
search quickly
You begin to search ...

yell you have a problem?
You didn't find anyone.

* W>
Ok.

* W>
Valr has revealed *a grim Man* (DEAD)!

* W>yell try sneaking next time
Ok.

* W>
*a grim Man* leaves east.

* W>w
w
Old East Road
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Bend by the Marshes
Exits: north, =east=, =south=, west.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
w
w
Marshy Ground
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Marshy Ground
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Black Pond
A black catfish is here, lurking in the mud.
A black catfish is here, lurking in the mud.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>Black Pond
A black catfish is here, lurking in the mud.
A black catfish is here, lurking in the mud.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>Edge of Marsh
A frog is standing here.
A frog is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Old East Road
Exits: north, east, =south=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Old East Road
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
w
Old East Road
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Old East Road
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
w
w
Old East Road
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>w
Old East Road
Exits: =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>Old East Road
A sparrow is flapping around on the ground.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>Old East Road
Exits: =east=, (south), =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>Old East Road
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A sparrow is flapping around on the ground.
Exits: north, =east=, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>Valr says 'shit bad place to go afk'
Old East Road
A grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
Exits: =east=, south, =west=.
Valr has arrived from the east.

* W>narr grim sneaker oer
w
w
w
Ok.
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Berlal2002-08-28 00:24:52
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Aschit2002-08-28 00:26:10
So wtf is your point? That you are clueless? That's clear just from posting the damn log :P
Vecna2002-08-28 01:17:41
Aschit, not only is he clueless, he's brainless too!
Doug2002-08-28 01:32:49
Lighten up, its just some humor.
adianc2002-08-28 03:29:52
Aschit for fucking prez.
Humor ? I cant believe i wasted my time,owell, i guess i can stop laughing now..
Pilois2002-08-28 04:12:05
Ummm I really doubt that's aschit....he's more sane....
The point2002-08-28 06:08:57
Where am I?
Point2002-08-28 06:18:03
Right here! See I am the bn! I am supposed to be extremely cluefull. Look at me mess up! See the point!?
Counterpoint2002-08-28 06:57:51
The point is hopelessly lost here.
Thoren2002-08-28 07:33:37
Is the point that he forgot to sneak and tried stab while not sneaking? Was the bn pAschit? He seem to be kind of affended by this posting :)
Thoren2002-08-28 07:33:54
Is the point that he forgot to sneak and tried stab while not sneaking? Was the bn pAschit? He seem to be kind of affended by this posting :)
Ertai2002-08-28 07:46:16
didn't get point, maybe Im just too sleepy:)
Gamli2002-08-28 08:49:27
Trying to stab someone who's afk on oer is not something that is whineable
Rayden2002-08-28 14:31:56
narr grim sneaker oer *snore* gotta love to hear the exact location of an enemy *yawn*
Surt2002-08-28 14:53:17
Going afk on oer east from brandywine is clueless. Trying to stab wihtout sneaking (and after entering room two times to warn enemy) seems a stupid mistake, if BN wasn't *grim* I would say he was a newbie.
Surt2002-08-28 15:01:28
Best joke in log: Labeling the BN "DEAD" and running away soon after that. Very good idea. Next time I meet a *troll* i yell "Sunlight" and define him sunripped...
Point2002-08-28 16:09:35
Anyone got a lantern or torch? Can't find my way through the fog!
Unknown2002-08-28 18:57:48
*laugh Surt* That comment was better than the log.
Unknown2002-08-29 02:57:23
dumb log, rocking comments :)
Aschit2002-08-29 03:33:03
Aschit2002-08-29 03:36:56
Damn. 1) First post was me, Pilois. 2) Just because you saw him doesn't mean he wasn't sneaking. 3) If you go afk on fucking OER, you deserve to die. 4) Read Rayden's comment for a sign of your cluelessness. 5) Read Surt's comment for another one. 7) I *rarely* pk oer (any part of it) as bn, it most definetely wasn't me. 8) WTF was funny? that you sucked so bad? That's too sad to be funny. 9) Pilois, yes, I'm usually more sane, but this log put a quick end to it :(
Surt2002-08-29 10:55:55
1) Aschit: If it wasn't Oscarmeyer, how do you know he was sneaking? I think he was not, you read the lines:

* W *a grim Man* (DEAD):Fine>
*a grim Man* (DEAD) panics, and attempts to flee.
*a grim Man* leaves north.

* W>sq
search quickly
You begin to search ...

yell you have a problem?
You didn't find anyone.

* W>Ok.

* W>
Valr has revealed *a grim Man* (DEAD)!

I think the BN was sneaking now and turned it on after he tried to stab. He was able to sneak in the room unseen...
2) Sucking is sometimes funny. I laughed my ass of when i nearly ripped a dwarf against the sleeping black bear near Harlond because i forgot to draw weapon after leaving the town.
3) You're getting insane? Nice ;-) Always look on the bright side of life...
*a Troll*2002-08-29 15:21:49
Hey aschit, after 5 comes 6, not 7. >)
Aschit2002-08-30 00:55:30
It's easily possible it was a lowbie or someone else with poor sneak, or even a higher level that just failed sneaks. Your answer is possible too.

Troll, I left out number 6 on purpose, so dyslexic mumers wouldn't think it was 9.
Zorin2002-08-30 00:59:56
And here I thought you just couldn't count, and put number six after eight *blink*
Surt2002-08-30 09:42:19
Lowbie *grim Man*, Aschit? Are you kidding? Next time you tell us there are newbie warlords around...
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