Orcs at Monitor, Hobbits at crack, orc scout yells 'bla bla bla lots of pukes'
More orcs around too. Filthy, slimy, cowardly pukes killed Celia and Azg
in usual cowardly puke fashion in spite of the brave fight they put up.
I count 6 pukes but just so I dont underestimate I'll just say it was 8. 
What pukes REALLY wanted was to kill me.



o Mana:Burning>gigPlayers in your zone
--------------------
Jolt                 - Orc Guard Room
Arca                 - Orc Guard Room
Klesk                - Orc Guard Room

o Mana:Burning>
l
You giggle.

o Mana:Burning>
say Orc Guard Room
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is standing here.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

o Mana:Burning>bulvag must be alive
l
gr, - bulvag must be alive  
Ok.
 ###Bulvag is the wise and ferocious leader of task force 2

o Mana:Burning>oup
Orc Guard Room
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is standing here.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

o Mana:Burning>
Your group consists of:
     Jolt (Head of group)
     Arca

o Mana:Burning>
*a Man* has arrived from above.

* Mana:Burning>
*a Man* leaves up.
A pack horse leaves up.

o Mana:Burning>yell STUPID
Celia has arrived from the south.

o Mana:Burning> HEAD!!!!
Ok.

o Mana:Burning>l
Orc Guard Room
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is standing here.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Celia is standing here.

o Mana:Burning>sq

Bulvag tells you 'did azg die?'

o Mana:Burning>search quick
You begin to search ...

Astrid has arrived from the south.

tell bulvag 
You didn't find anyone. 

o Mana:Burning>scouted i think, they way alot
stat
Ok.

o Mana:Burning>OB: 189%, DB: 39%, PB: 121%, Armour: 96%. Wimpy: 10. Mood: Cowardly.  ###Numbers were altered to protect my anonymity, and dont laugh at my 1 WP
Needed: 274,694 xp, 2,708 tp. Wp: 1. Gold: 14. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- detect invisibility

o Mana:Burning>yell puke
Bulvag tells you 'at crack?'

o Mana:Burning>s are sTUPID
tel
Baphomet narrates 'do they have crack bashed? i'll block it on em if not'

o Mana:Burning>l Ok.
###cut out 5 seconds of waiting etc.
o>
Orcs
----
      Celia the Orkish Sentry 
      Jolt RatHammer 
      Klesk the Orkish Veteran 
      Bulvag the Orkish Warrior 

7 players on.

o>l   
Orc Guard Room
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is standing here.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Celia is standing here.
*Butter the Dwarf* has arrived from above.
*Elmir the Dunadan Man* has arrived from above.
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.
*an Elf* has arrived from above.
Zathdug the Monitor tries to smite *a Hobbit*, but she parries successfully.
*an Elf* swiftly dodges the orkish bodyguard's attempt to slash him.

*>
*a Hobbit* says 'protect me'    ###yes, protect him!
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
Celia narrates 'i don't think they do'
*l
an Elf* fails to pierce the orkish bodyguard.

*>
*Butter the Dwarf* lightly slashes Zathdug the Monitor's left arm and tickles it.

*>
Klesk narrates 'killing ever1 that scouts'
The orkish bodyguard slashes *an Elf*'s left leg extremely hard.
The orkish bodyguard tries to slash *Butter the Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *an Elf*'s right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
*a Hobbit* tries to pierce Zathdug the Monitor, but he parries successfully.

*>Orc Guard Room
Zathdug the Monitor is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *Butter the Dwarf*.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is standing here.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Celia is standing here.
*Butter the Dwarf* is here, fighting Zathdug the Monitor.
*Elmir the Dunadan Man* is standing here.
*a Hobbit* is here, fighting Zathdug the Monitor.
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting the orkish bodyguard.
*a Man* has arrived from above.
A pack horse has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

*>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

*>u

*Elmir the Dunadan Man* pounds your head extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>l s
d
*a Dwarf* has arrived from above.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves up.
You barely slash *Elmir the Dunadan Man*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Fine *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>The stonedoor is closed.

* HP:Fine *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves up.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>
*an Elf* has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *an Elf*'s right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Fine *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>f
*a Man* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Man* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
That really HURT!
The orkish bodyguard tries to slash *a Man*, but he parries successfully.
The orkish bodyguard joins the orkish bodyguard's fight.
The orkish bodyguard says 'Blood for Sauron!'

* HP:Hurt *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>
l 
*a Dwarf* strongly cleaves your body and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>s
dflee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Hurt *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>
The stonedoor is closed.
*an Elf* leaves up.

* HP:Hurt *Elmir the Dunadan Man*:Fine>*Elmir the Dunadan Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Elmir the Dunadan Man* leaves up.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a Man* leaves up.
The stonedoor is opened from the other side.
*Butter the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Butter the Dwarf* leaves up.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You slash *a Dwarf*'s right leg very hard and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
Astrid has arrived from the south.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>wim

The orkish bodyguard joins Zathdug the Monitor's fight.
The orkish bodyguard says 'Blood for Sauron!'
Arca pierces *a Hobbit*'s left arm hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>l

The orkish bodyguard approaches *a Hobbit*, trying to slash her.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>cha mood wim
Ok.
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
*a Hobbit* tries to pierce Zathdug the Monitor, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
The orkish bodyguard joins the orkish bodyguard's fight.
The orkish bodyguard says 'Blood for Sauron!'

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>opeOrc Guard Room
Zathdug the Monitor is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Celia is standing here.
*a Hobbit* is here, fighting Zathdug the Monitor.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting YOU.
Astrid is standing here.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>n stone
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Dwarf*'s right arm extremely hard and tickles it.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Dwarf*'s left foot extremely hard.
The stonedoor is opened from the other side.
The orkish jailkeeper has arrived from the south.
The orkish jailkeeper closes the stonedoor.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>door

Astrid leaves up.
You lightly slash *a Dwarf*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>!
Ok.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
!
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
Zathdug the Monitor swiftly dodges *a Hobbit*'s attempt to pierce him.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
[open stonedoor]
Ok.
You dodge a bash from *a Dwarf* who loses his balance and falls.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>!
![open stonedoor]
It's already open!
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
!
Klesk opens the stonedoor.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Fine>
!
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
Arca panics, and attempts to flee.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Dwarf*'s left leg extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>!
Klesk opens the stonedoor.
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>!
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Hobbit*'s left foot hard.

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>!
!Klesk opens the stonedoor.
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!

* HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
![open stonedoor]
It's already open!
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* leaves up.

* HP:Hurt>
!
[open stonedoor]
Ok.
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

* HP:Hurt>!
*a Hobbit* closes the stonedoor.
[open stonedoor]
Ok.
Celia leaves south.
Arca tries to pierce *a Hobbit*, but she parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt>!
Klesk leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!
The orkish bodyguard sends *a Hobbit* sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Hurt>[open stonedoor]
It's already open!

* HP:Hurt>l
*a Man* has arrived from above.
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Hobbit*'s head extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt>*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
[open stonedoor]
It's already open!

* HP:Hurt>[open stonedoor]
It's already open!

* HP:Hurt>Orc Guard Room
Zathdug the Monitor is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
*a Hobbit* is here, fighting Zathdug the Monitor.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
The orkish jailkeeper is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
*a Man* is standing here trying to concentrate.

* HP:Hurt>
The orkish jailkeeper slashes *a Hobbit*'s right foot extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt>
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Hobbit*'s left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
Arca pierces *a Hobbit*'s body hard.

* HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves up.

* HP:Hurt>
The orkish bodyguard tries to slash *a Man*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt>
The orkish bodyguard joins the orkish bodyguard's fight.
The orkish bodyguard says 'Blood for Sauron!'
The orkish bodyguard strongly slashes *a Man*'s body and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt>
The orkish jailkeeper approaches *a Man*, trying to slash him.
*a Man* swiftly dodges Zathdug the Monitor's attempt to smite him.
*a Man* tries to pierce the orkish bodyguard, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt>
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves up.
Bulvag narrates 'where are tehy now?'

o HP:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard approaches *a Hobbit*, trying to slash her.
The orkish bodyguard approaches *a Hobbit*, trying to slash her.
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves up.

o HP:Hurt>
Celia yells 'fuck!'

o HP:Hurt>nar they cha
The orkish jailkeeper leaves up.

o HP:Hurt>rged moni
Klesk has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt>to
Celia narrates 'monitor'
Klesk leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o HP:Hurt>r
s
Ok.

o HP:Hurt>sc
nar *a Half-Elf* has arrived from above.
A Large Passage
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East West.
A hungry warg (MINE) has arrived from the north.

o HP:Hurt>me 182/334 hit, 68/68 mana, and 148/152 moves.

o HP:Hurt>hurt

Kormock the orkish armourer has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>c
Ok.
The elite orc-guard has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt>ure
cast 'cure ser'
You start to concentrate...
You suddenly notice Arca.

nar lcThe elite orc-guard leaves north.
Kormock the orkish armourer leaves north.

aThe elite orc-guard has arrived from the east.

ugh kormock attacki
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>ng 
The elite orc-guard leaves east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Celia has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Gruksh the Butcher has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>the
The elite orc-guard has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>m :
Celia leaves west.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>)

Celia has arrived from the west.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>sc
Ok.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Gruksh the Butcher leaves north.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
c
Klesk says 'u alright?'

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>ure
Arca grins evilly.
193/334 hit, 47/68 mana, and 148/152 moves.

###here's the part where I really tear them up

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>cast 'cure ser'
You muster all of your concentration...
The elite orc-guard leaves north.

The Great Goblin has arrived from the east.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from the east.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from the east.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from the east.

say gg too
You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm> 
The elite orc-guard has arrived from the west.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>:)
Arca shows her approval by clapping her small hands together.
The Great Goblin leaves north.
The orkish bodyguard leaves north.
The orkish bodyguard leaves north.
The orkish bodyguard leaves north.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>

Kraksh the orc scout has arrived from the east.
A dark-skinned orc has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>n

An orkish officer has arrived from the east.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
, - gg too :)
Ok.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>Orc Guard Room
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
The Great Goblin is here, looking at you in disapproval.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
Exits: South Up.
Arca has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg (MINE) has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
The elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
An orkish officer has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
The Great Goblin leaves up.
The orkish bodyguard leaves up.
The orkish bodyguard leaves up.
The orkish bodyguard leaves up.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from above.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>u
An orkish officer leaves up.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Kraksh the orc scout has arrived from the south.
A dark-skinned orc has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm 
Celia narrates 'shit the great goblin on em!'
Klesk has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
The elite orc-guard leaves up.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Klesk leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
A Zaugurz uruk has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Kraksh the orc scout leaves south.
A dark-skinned orc leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>u
*Butter the Dwarf* has arrived from above.
*a Man* has arrived from above.
*an Elf* has arrived from above.
Zathdug the Monitor tries to smite *Butter the Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.
The orkish bodyguard tries to slash *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.
The Great Goblin has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from above.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The Great Goblin hits *Butter the Dwarf*'s head very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish bodyguard tries to slash *a Man*, but he parries successfully.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *a Man*'s body and tickles it.
The orkish bodyguard tries to slash *Butter the Dwarf*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
l s
*Butter the Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Butter the Dwarf* leaves up.
Klesk narrates 'lol'
A Zaugurz uruk smites *an Elf*'s left leg very hard.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *an Elf*'s left leg very hard.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish bodyguard approaches *an Elf*, trying to slash him.
*an Elf* lightly pierces the orkish bodyguard's left arm and tickles it.

###here i check to see if crack is broken
* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
d
Behind the Crack
Bodies lie piled on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
The corpse of the elite orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
*a Hobbit* is here, fighting Gruksh the Butcher.
The orkish jailkeeper is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
The elite orc-guard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
Gruksh the Butcher is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The elite orc-guard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
An orkish officer is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
The elite orc-guard is here, fighting *a Hobbit*.
*Butter the Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: South Down.
Arca has arrived from below.
A hungry warg (MINE) has arrived from below.
The elite orc-guard cleaves *a Hobbit*'s right hand very hard and shatters it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>The wall is cut by a large crack which has been fitted with a boulder to act
as a crude door. Even when the crack is closed, there is a small chink
that allows one to peer into the cave beyond.
*Butter the Dwarf* leaves south.
The elite orc-guard strongly cleaves *a Hobbit*'s head.
Gruksh the Butcher strongly cleaves *a Hobbit*'s body and shatters it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>Orc Guard Room
Zathdug the Monitor is here, fighting *a Man*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Man*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Man*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Man*.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A Zaugurz uruk is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*a Man* is here, fighting the orkish bodyguard.
*an Elf* is here, fighting the orkish bodyguard.
The Great Goblin is here, looking at you in disapproval.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *a Man*.
The orkish bodyguard is here, fighting *an Elf*.
Exits: South Up.
Arca has arrived from above.
A hungry warg (MINE) has arrived from above.
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves up.
The Great Goblin joins the orkish bodyguard's fight.
The Great Goblin hits *an Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.

###and is the crack broken? I have no clue. It was really spammy...

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish bodyguard approaches *a Hobbit*, trying to slash him.
The orkish bodyguard approaches *a Hobbit*, trying to slash him.
Gruksh the Butcher has arrived from above.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves up.
The orkish jailkeeper has arrived from above.
The orkish bodyguard slashes *an Elf*'s left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Grahf narrates 'safe'
The orkish bodyguard approaches *an Elf*, trying to slash him.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
A Zaugurz uruk smites *an Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish bodyguard approaches *an Elf*, trying to slash him.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish bodyguard slashes *an Elf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* is dead! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *an Elf*.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves up.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
A Zaugurz uruk leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Kormock the orkish armourer has arrived from above.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Bulvag has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
The Great Goblin leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>g

Bulvag leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.
*a Hobbit* has arrived from above.
The Great Goblin has arrived from the south.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from the south.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from the south.
The orkish bodyguard has arrived from the south.
Gruksh the Butcher leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard approaches *a Hobbit*, trying to slash him.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish bodyguard joins the orkish bodyguard's fight.
The orkish bodyguard says 'Blood for Sauron!'
The elite orc-guard has arrived from above.
*a Hobbit* swiftly dodges the orkish bodyguard's attempt to slash him.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>get all corpse  ###hey, Im evil, I take things, capiche?
The icy grasp of a shadow blocks your attempt!
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves up.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The orkish jailkeeper leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Klesk has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
The elite orc-guard has arrived from above.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>l

Celia has arrived from the south.
Bulvag has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The elite orc-guard has arrived from above.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>Orc Guard Room
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Arca is standing here.
A hungry warg (MINE) is standing here.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.
Kormock the orkish armourer is working at his bench.
The Great Goblin is here, looking at you in disapproval.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Klesk is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Celia is standing here.
Bulvag is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the looting of my fallen body!'

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Kormock the orkish armourer leaves south.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
The Great Goblin leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard leaves south.
The orkish bodyguard leaves south.

###Cut out shadow-killing and more yelling at pukes, but
###not real hard core yelling, just simple, concise insults
###and the dark side absorbs equipment of dead pukes.

o HP:Fine Mana:Cold>            *** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  0%,  #Oliver                   |                                      |

###ok I dont know how that happened but... way to go Jolt!
###That elf corpus laying there is Balduran, at least he and Balduran
###didnt flee like cowardly cowards. 

o HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
Bulvag narrates 'wow the cave defenses really fucked them up'

###cave defenses a.k.a.  Jolt RatHammer
###Cowardly pukes run away in a cowardly fashion toward RivenCoward,
###while the strong and healthy Minions of Sauron are victorious yet again.
###I end up getting 4 well deserved WPs *cough*
###if any puke took offense during the reading of this log...
###please, please, please dont kill me.

FIN