CRAB BATTLE!!!!
posted by Leo
2005-08-05 03:45:52
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*#~>There is a king crab here.

*#~> Grunt
You grunt loudly.

*#~> T neidoles I've encountered some kind of demon I dont think Ill be leaving this place alive."

*#~>Neidoles tells you 'Leo are you feeling alright?"

*#~>T Neidoles 'Other than the gut wrenching terror i feel at the moment Im fine!"

*#~>Neidoles tells you "Leo, its not a demon its a King crab"

*#~>T neidoles "Sweet jesus! Its looking right at me!"

*#~>Neidoles tells you "Leo, you got your knife right?"

*#~>T neidoles "Are you insane? a knife is useless aginst those massive claws, they could rip a tank apart, Sweet jesus Its getting closer!"

*#~>Neidoles tells you "All you have to do is stab it leo."

*#~>sigh
you sigh.

*#~say "Okay, now if i can remember what the scoutmaster taught me at CQC i should be fine, Ok.. Counter balance the knife quick slash*shing* and.."

*#~>The king crab grabs your knife. 

*#~> say "Gad..god dammit!"

*#~>
Your knife shatters!

*#~>
You try to hit a crab, but it parries sucessfully.

*#~>The crab jumps on your sholder and you stab yourself trying to get it."

*#~> HP: Hurt A king crab Healthy> A king crab hits your body extremely hard and shatters it.

*#~> HP: wounded> say "OH DEAR GOD!!"
Ok.

*#~>Hp: wounded> A king crab> healthysay "Ok! Lets to this Mother F***er!"
Ok.
*#~> say "Yeah you want this!?"

*#~>A king crab snips your eye out!

*#~>Hp: Bad>A king crab>Healthy: neidoles tells you "Leo, whats going on?"

*#~>Hp: Bad>A king crab>Healthy: t neidoles "CRAB BATTLE!!"

*#~>Hp: Bad>A king crab>Healthy: Neidoles tells you "Leo your not making any sense!"
*#~>Hp: Bad> A king crab healthy: say "ERH!!!! CRAB BATTLE"

*#~>Hp: Bad> A king crab healthy: A king crab hits your head extremely hard and shatters it.

*#~>Hp: awful> A king crab healthy: say "*cough cough* crab battle!

*#~>Hp: dying> A king crab healthy: 
You are stunned and will die soon if noone helps you.

*#~>Hp: dying> A king crab healthy: say "arrrghhh!"

Sorry your dead!
Ouch you lose a level!
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Unknown2005-08-05 04:11:46
This log fucking sucks. Leo is a n00b.
Brawndel2005-08-05 05:32:24
hahahahaha hilarious!!! them crabs pack a punch!!
Unknown2005-08-05 08:43:03
piss of leo you smell of n00b
nig2005-08-05 09:47:04
Lmfao, Brawndel must be n00b for laughing at this. Not funny sorry
Brawndel2005-08-05 16:10:41
no sense of humor *sigh* what is becoming of this world...
Yoshzura2005-08-07 00:44:46
SUPER FUNNY LMAO HAHAHAHA SUPERB ../
leo2005-08-07 21:45:25
hmmmm love...hate...uhhhh.....love....lol
Leo2005-08-12 05:40:11
Ive noticed that everyone who insults me leaves their name as Unknown
Leo2005-08-13 05:58:16
*sniff* It's such a beauty *sniff* to know that *sniff* its so great.. *sniff* to know that im loved!! *sniff* thank u all, greatly *sniff* i could not *sniff* have done this without *sniff* all of you!! *sniff* *holds out the-gayest-log-on-chopstix-award emmy*


THANK YOU LAURA BUSH FOR THE AUWSOME SAIX!!! - EstoniaHaxor Out
nig2005-08-13 06:00:10
Leo you blind turd-fucking-frog I'm not Unknown, go to an English college and post new logs where you actually use correct grammar, wannabe-funny newbie.
Unknown2005-08-13 06:02:21
Best part of the log was:


*#~>Hp: dying> A king crab healthy: say "arrrghhh!"

Sorry your dead!
Ouch you lose a level!


Finally the log was over.
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