Story goes: OMG IM DRUNKZ, I post a log of this situation made me laugh, dont flame cause Im not with my five senses up!
o[ C>wield pipe
You stop using an engraved lag hammer.
You hold a wooden pipe.

o[ C>smoke
Hey, this is good stuff!

o[ C>wield hammer
You stop using a wooden pipe.
You awkwardly wield an engraved lag hammer, looking evil-minded.
You are too weak to use this hammer effectively.

o[ C>
A robin looks for something hard to hit *a Man*.

o[ C>sa this stuff rocks bro

Hobit awkwardly draws an engraved lag hammer.

o[ C>
Ok.

o[ C>sa im so high
Ok.

o[ C>
Hobit nods solemnly.

o[ C>give pipe hobit
Ok.

o[ C>hic

Hobit snickers softly.

o[ C>*HIC*

o[ C>where
Players in your zone
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Kheldur              - Cameron Diaz and Kheldur's VIP Hall
Hobit                - Cameron Diaz and Kheldur's VIP Hall
Scar                 - Hell
SwîX                 - Purgatory
Humala               - Hell
Ennui                - Atop a Drifting Cloud

o[ C>
You look and see an oak staff lying on the ground.

o[ C>nar A pink elephant kisses you on the nose.
Ok.

o[ C>
Mjolfer narrates 'haha'

o[ C>
Dáin has arrived from the south.

o[ C>sa DAIN
Ok.

o[ C>sa HOLLA FOSHO
Ok.

o[ C>l
Hobit says 'you read my post /at 2?'
Cameron Diaz and Kheldur's VIP Hall
Cameron Diaz is standing here looking very cute.
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A wooden chest stands in the corner.
Jerry Garcia stands here peacefully strumming his guitar.
Hobit, wielding an engraved lag hammer, is RESTING here.

o[ C>exa dain
You don't see a dain.

o[ C>sa nop!
Ok.

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LATER
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o[ C>
Dáin has arrived from the north.

o[ C>
Hobit says 'I just posted /at 2'

o[ C>
Akallabêth narrates 'elf quaking warrens'

o[ C>sa rofl
Ok.

o[ C>sa DUDE
Ok.

o[ C>sa I was talking to dain
Ok.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

o[ C>
Hobit chuckles politely.

o[ C>sa and I forgot I was on mauve
Ok.